The MacBook Neo looks sick, but for the same price you could get a Lenovo Omnilux 13.2 inch laptop with a 720i screen. It legally has to have 17 stickers on it, it’s made of the plastic that they use for the soda lids at McDonald’s and If you try to run emulators on it you will get swatted.
April 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The MacBook Neo looks sick, but for the same price you could get a Lenovo Omnilux 13.2 inch laptop with a 720i screen. It legally has to have 17 stickers on it, it’s made of the plastic that they use for the soda lids at McDonald’s and If you try to run emulators on it you will get swatted.
Also WTF his skin texture? He’s a billionaire no one told him about Omnilux red light masks?
September 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Also WTF his skin texture? He’s a billionaire no one told him about Omnilux red light masks?
Saturdays are for self-care or w/e
March 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Saturdays are for self-care or w/e
I have the omnilux one u can get the one “for men” it’s the exact same as the other one just like $50 cheaper for no reason
August 23, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I have the omnilux one u can get the one “for men” it’s the exact same as the other one just like $50 cheaper for no reason
I would love to read the ad research for red light therapy masks that has led to all the marketing looking like this.
May 10, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I would love to read the ad research for red light therapy masks that has led to all the marketing looking like this.
His bronzer leaking down his face as he grunts out a third and final thrust. Her face unchanging just like an Omnilux Light Therapy mask.
September 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
His bronzer leaking down his face as he grunts out a third and final thrust. Her face unchanging just like an Omnilux Light Therapy mask.
why are these people trying to sell me the worst TNG episode
I don't want that
I don't want that
October 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
why are these people trying to sell me the worst TNG episode
I don't want that
I don't want that
I keep getting served Valentines Day ads for the Omnilux red light therapy mask
Aside from the infuriating suggestion women should get an anti aging device as a romantic gift
I'd be pissed if a man dropped $400 on a gift for me and it wasn't like show tickets or tri gear or a new tattoo
Aside from the infuriating suggestion women should get an anti aging device as a romantic gift
I'd be pissed if a man dropped $400 on a gift for me and it wasn't like show tickets or tri gear or a new tattoo
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I keep getting served Valentines Day ads for the Omnilux red light therapy mask
Aside from the infuriating suggestion women should get an anti aging device as a romantic gift
I'd be pissed if a man dropped $400 on a gift for me and it wasn't like show tickets or tri gear or a new tattoo
Aside from the infuriating suggestion women should get an anti aging device as a romantic gift
I'd be pissed if a man dropped $400 on a gift for me and it wasn't like show tickets or tri gear or a new tattoo
Bruiser (George Romero, 2000)
April 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Bruiser (George Romero, 2000)
Putting the Sun in Sundays 🌞
January 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Putting the Sun in Sundays 🌞
could you use the omnilux face mask in your grow bank. hanging one on your favorite plant
April 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
could you use the omnilux face mask in your grow bank. hanging one on your favorite plant
fellow skincare psychos, we have scored an omnilux discount code from my posting.
gotta use the one below + let it load/highlight.
let's get our patrick bateman morning routine on:
tr.ee/SLtNFa4IPx
gotta use the one below + let it load/highlight.
let's get our patrick bateman morning routine on:
tr.ee/SLtNFa4IPx
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tr.ee
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
fellow skincare psychos, we have scored an omnilux discount code from my posting.
gotta use the one below + let it load/highlight.
let's get our patrick bateman morning routine on:
tr.ee/SLtNFa4IPx
gotta use the one below + let it load/highlight.
let's get our patrick bateman morning routine on:
tr.ee/SLtNFa4IPx
Not just for amusing husbands, this mask also has a great reputation for improving the skin. Let’s see what happens! I got it at friend Stacy’s spa, the fabulous #peacefulbodyspa #omnilux
May 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Not just for amusing husbands, this mask also has a great reputation for improving the skin. Let’s see what happens! I got it at friend Stacy’s spa, the fabulous #peacefulbodyspa #omnilux
I keep getting ads on multiple platforms for Omnilux red light masks. I think, they think, I’m old.
I’m in my 40’s and injury myself sleeping, so they may be on to something.
I’m in my 40’s and injury myself sleeping, so they may be on to something.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I keep getting ads on multiple platforms for Omnilux red light masks. I think, they think, I’m old.
I’m in my 40’s and injury myself sleeping, so they may be on to something.
I’m in my 40’s and injury myself sleeping, so they may be on to something.
these crazy ass omnilux commercials do not make me want to try their serial killer looking masks
August 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
these crazy ass omnilux commercials do not make me want to try their serial killer looking masks
Omnilux Men (it’s actually stronger than the one for women, which is like so crazy to me)
August 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Omnilux Men (it’s actually stronger than the one for women, which is like so crazy to me)
I got the creepy omnilux ifr mask and I regret to inform everyone it does actually work
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I got the creepy omnilux ifr mask and I regret to inform everyone it does actually work
Her face is an Omnilux Mask with a veneer of skin overtop of it.
September 13, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Her face is an Omnilux Mask with a veneer of skin overtop of it.
smh you don’t need to go to all this trouble if you have acne, you just need to pick up some accutane (and clinical depression)
December 17, 2024 at 11:59 AM
smh you don’t need to go to all this trouble if you have acne, you just need to pick up some accutane (and clinical depression)
Very seductive to the Dr Doom demographic
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Very seductive to the Dr Doom demographic