#on-premises
Home Depot could implement a policy requiring ICE to present a judicial warrant before operating on its property. Businesses are fully within their rights to decide who is allowed on their premises.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A hot plumber named Marcus is on the premises. Oh Marcus tell me what a sink is.
December 3, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Chasers on the premises
April 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
/2 I’m being told meth labs typically deliver and do not have on-premises seating
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Didn’t know libraries needed planes. Our local branch must be seriously underfunded didn’t see a single jet on the premises.
May 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
👀💥 The blast wave severely damaged some of the premises on the factory premises in Amur region
August 25, 2026 at 7:41 AM
every building should have a swing set on its premises.
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Phillies organization knows better than to allow these on the premises
The Giants and Pirates will have 98-oz popcorn bats at home games this year 😳🍿

(via @AramarkSports)
March 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Am I still welcome on the Arcane premises or uh #jaycetalis #arcane #art
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna: “Based on the information collected by the Estonian Internal Security Service we can conclude with certainty that the arson attack on Milrem Robotics premises that took place on the night of 14–15 august in Tallinn…
September 29, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I love watching shows with absurd fictional premises, like on House where there are doctors who actually try to figure out what’s wrong with you
February 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I absolutely love how cats sometimes just decide to give you a guided tour of the premises
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
How nice that #sophiefromromania has become a total pest on Sunday evenings, trying to steal food off our friends’ plates rather than barking them off the premises
September 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
hello yes this is the trash inspector. please present your cat food and any peanut butter on the premises for certification
December 31, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Excellent musical theatre has been written on weaker premises than this
June 3, 2024 at 12:49 AM
And fuck Home Depot for allowing this on their premises - shameful
July 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
pAWS on-premises
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Here’s a photo of two of the three DOGE mercenaries at IMLS. The shorter one has been ID’d as Nate Cavanaugh. I’ve confirmed Gavin Hamrick was on the premises as well.
March 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Home Depot permits Nazis to operate on its premises.
For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
and the second story is the portland lesbian bar that didn’t let transphobes start shit on their premises, oh sorry i mean “mouthy women” lol
The Last Ditch lesbian bar mask requirement story was the topic of Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog's terf ass podcast on September 17th last week.

Seems likely this is where the Globe is getting the content for the "viral story". Nice work everyone, great media literacy skills.
September 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The Prime Minister of Estonia has accused the RF of an arson attack on the premises of Milrem Robotics. Milrem Robotics manufactures THeMIS uncrewed ground vehicles (UGVs), which it has been supplying to Ukraine since 2022.
September 29, 2026 at 11:13 AM
💥💥💥 Cheboksary, VNIIR Progress. At least three strikes on the company's premises.
May 5, 2026 at 8:11 AM
A friend who works at Harbor-UCLA just told me that ICE was on the premises. Harbor-UCLA is a safety-net hospital & a level 1 trauma hospital. People are going to die because of these actions. This makes me so angry.
June 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ejaculate implies offline on premises jaculation
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Some people have reported seeing Mothman on the premises, but they’re mistaken. That’s Mothman’s cousin Terry, and he’s mostly harmless.
July 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM