#onceler
One down, gawd only knows how many more left to go 🤬
The Onceler: You're All Going To Jail!
ALT: The Onceler: You're All Going To Jail!
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November 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
lol this is a @fasterandworse.com commonplace: "here is a product; you spend your own resources figuring out what it's good for".

fuckin' thneed
fuckin' onceler-ass logic
November 11, 2026 at 9:28 AM
He's gotta get over that onceler guy, we've got way hotter guys now, like tenna from deltarune
November 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
They wanted another onceler
November 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
The Onceler: You're All Going To Jail!
Alt: The Onceler: You're All Going To Jail!
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November 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Nothing has disillusioned me to the same level as learning that people on tumblr thirstposting about the Onceler were not, in fact, pulling a Morbius
November 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I was there, Gandalf. I was there when the Onceler blogs were first erected. It really did seem like such an obvious joke because who would seriously think The Lorax was a good movie or that the Onceler being built like a stuckbug with a volleyball on top was actually attractive
November 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
It’s just the Tumblr take on the Onceler, but more embarrassing because instead of a bunch of teenage girls thinking an animated twink is cute (my gf was one of them, I should know) it’s a bunch of 30 somethings thristing over a teenager and being fascists
November 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
(yes i still want to fuck the onceler. shut up)
November 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I fully believe that UItraman Zero has the potential to cause a Onceler-scale event if he ever properly hits the western conscious
November 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
the idea of onceler leafeon is so cool,,, love how the decaying leaves are drawn and the way "bad guy" is written
November 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
why do people find the onceler sexy wtf
November 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY ONCELER LMAO?
November 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
big one onceler?
November 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I don't know who created this, but bravo. Couldn't have been articulated any better.
November 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I still havent seen PHM the movie for various reasons, but I do want to eventually. I'm just kind of baffled by all the people who have read the book and think it's better (or rather, who have read the book and think it's *good*), and I'm side-eying the fandom for all the onceler-ing.
November 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Grown ass dudes getting upset over 3d models acting a little too like a Onceler disciple, istfg

go pitch an actual show of your own if you think you could do a much better show and handle everyone telling you to your face that your passion is dogshit made to appeal to Hamilton fans
November 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
the onceler is nothing. forgettable twink from a forgettable adaptation. people had mass hysteria for nothing
November 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I genuinely wonder if they're gonna make their own Onceler somehow
November 2, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Can we get them to Stan the Onceler because of his anti-environmentalism? I want to see how far we can take this thing.
November 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Stan Kelly style comic of "Tumblr users" and "Onceler fans" besmirching the good name of advanced autoeroticism with a word that ends in "-cest" as clonefuckers and parallel universe travelers look on in shock.

artist selfinsert in bottom right: "Discernment has a doppelBANGER"
November 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
the western vocaloid renaissance has led to people doing onceler shit with miku and teto but it's mostly fine because it's in service of yuri
November 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
onceler ass
November 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
onceler @ the lorax: you on the other hand? id gladly pound you and your stupid moustache into the ground
me and nate: look at each other like this
Chuck E. Cheese Side Eye
ALT: Chuck E. Cheese Side Eye
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November 4, 2026 at 10:32 AM