If I were Delta I would do everything possible to get those agents to book all kinds of extra onflight services 😅

#OohFashion
#MusicChallenge

Day 13: Wigs

Flight Of The Conchords - Bret, You Got It Going On

'I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you..'

youtu.be/YwFPJ2AWrEU?...

(one of the many things that elevates it above the overwhelming bulk of pulpy 70s airport books for the executive on a long flight now that the genre was killed, first by the laptop and then by onflight wifi, is that the nominal lead [white] reader self-insert character is a patsy throughout)

Im all for that.
Stella, you got it going on.

I recall there being a website that would sell you what is technically an onflight ticket for less than $50USD, but I forget what it's called, I read about it on the Thailand subreddit

Miles Above.
#above #flying #airborne #skies #jet #passengerplane #onflight #inflight #theskiesthelimit #highway #traffic

So... I used to be scared of commercial airplane toilets until I discovered that I was supposed to close the lid.

I wear earplugs/earbuds onflight for a while now, and it has been less scary.

Why does the sound need to be so loud EVERYTIME?

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RISE & SHINE
Good Morning Bluesky Friends

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Dedicated to:
YOU, if you need a pep talk 😂
& especially @bretbatson.bsky.social who is NOT a “needy weedy shy guy” from what I can gather on bsky

“Don’t let anyone tell u ur not humpable cuz ur bumpable” 😆

is there an engineer on board who can design a walkway so the stewardesses will be able to walk down the aisle to deliver the onflight meal?

Dent, do you need a pep talk today. Here.
Have Bret’s.

Sky Angkor Airlines has issued a public apology after a brawl broke out between two crew during a flight from Bangkok to Phnom Penh

Eh, from a narrow onflight cops per detainee angle, this would be more effective than current practice.
Has he given any thought to the question of where the flights wd be headed and airport capacities there? Probably not, right? Very telling.

#OnFlight #HolidaysEnd #BackToReality

They pay minimum wage to onflight staff, MAGA will be beating down the doors to do those jobs.

There was a rip from an onflight movie floating about on the usual sites recently if you can believe it, the point still stands though get SSSS. Gridman and Dynazenon watched, it has tangential references to the Transformers, tangential I say!

Air to Ground Message:

RELIEF PILOT SEAT ONFLIGHT DECK HAS A SEATBELT SHOULDER RESTRAINT THAT WILL NOT RETRACT

Area: Jersey, UK
Type: Airbus A330-300
A: #a1818f32744
F: #f52f76b4ca4

#acars #vdlm2