The onion is undefeated 😂
November 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
The onion is undefeated 😂
scratching the itch
November 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
scratching the itch
dude, its the onion...
November 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
dude, its the onion...
Look at this absolute unit of an onion ring
Like a whole onion donut
Like a whole onion donut
November 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Look at this absolute unit of an onion ring
Like a whole onion donut
Like a whole onion donut
Oh no is the Onion coming true
November 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Oh no is the Onion coming true
Not The Onion. Not Monty Python. Our sundowning, addled leader.
“.. Trouble is, almost none of those topics have anything to do with the issues that are driving this election.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/02/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/02/u...
November 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Not The Onion. Not Monty Python. Our sundowning, addled leader.
I thought this was the Onion. It is not.
Trump is giving his closing midterm pitch at problem-plagued Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
Trump is giving his closing midterm pitch at problem-plagued Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
President Donald Trump is making his closing pitch for the midterm elections at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
www.1011now.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I thought this was the Onion. It is not.
What do you mean it's not the Onion?
November 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
What do you mean it's not the Onion?
November 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
November 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The Onion is on it:
November 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
The Onion is on it:
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ily the onion
Nation Lines Up In Droves To Humiliate Nate Silver https://theonion.com/nation-lines-up-in-droves-to-humiliate-nate-silver/
November 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
ily the onion
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November 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Ok who sent my post to Ben Onion
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November 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Trodde först det var The Onion
Sweden says strict immigration outweighs baby's right to be with his dad
Sweden says strict immigration outweighs baby's right to be with his dad
This week's Sweden in Focus Extra podcast features an interview with Simon Montgomery, a British-American father facing expulsion from Sweden despite wanting to stay to take care of his one-year-old son.
www.thelocal.se
November 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Trodde först det var The Onion
Honest to god thought this was the Onion.
November 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Honest to god thought this was the Onion.
big green onion gardevoir
October 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
big green onion gardevoir
Not The Onion
we’re all obviously talking about Michigan but you have to see this closer from Roger Marshall that’s maybe the worst political ad I’ve ever seen
November 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Not The Onion