#only
Help me Only One Pierogi, you're my only hope.
October 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Trump's Only Plan Was To Steal Our Money 💰........
October 31, 2026 at 11:23 AM
What do you mean it’s now only 53 days to Christmas?! 🙀 We’ve only just started November 🍞😻🍞 #kittyloafmonday
November 2, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Somewhere only we know 🎶🍂
October 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I'm only just strong enough
November 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Election night is the only time Americans voluntarily watch 14 hours of math.
November 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Trump once tried to compete with the NFL only to 1) bankrupt his league, the USFL; and 2) get humiliated in court after suing the NFL only to be awarded… one dollar.
Trump: "Who the hell wants to watch football? It's boring as hell ... I can't watch"
November 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If only someone had seen this coming. 🤷‍♀️
November 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
It’s only a mandate when republicans win, by any margin.
November 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The only reflecting pool vandal was Donald Trump.
Trump on the Reflecting Pool: "We went through a lot with vandalism. The vandalism was unprecedented. People don't like talking about it."
November 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Only in Canada
October 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
the only truly relatable thing about trump is his disdain for Republican voters
Trump: "They have something about 'Republican incumbent,' tiny little letters on the bottom. A lot of people don't know what that means -- 'incumbent.' What does that mean -- 'incumbent?' They have no idea."
November 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Son... My only regret is... I burned my dick off.
November 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
A magical wonderland for street dogs.

Hopefully we are only getting started as well. Lots more dogs to save ❤️
November 1, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Matt Damon isn't the only Massachusetts guy who can pull off Odysseus. Happy Halloween from Bailey!
October 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Only if you vote
November 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
If only there was some mythical tale warning us of the dangers of a narcissist obsessed with a reflecting pool
nothing says “compelling final message to voters” like “maybe we’ll rename it the Trump reflecting pool”
November 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Waking up wasn’t the only thing that was hard this morning
November 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Only one month Mark Ruffalo
November is Thanksgiving so let us give Thanks to the cold atmosphere-free expanse of space for GIVING us the fantastic Space Hotel which opens next month! It’s only one month away! Space Hotel!
November 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Such a good girl deserves only the cutest toys.~
November 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The only reason MAGA Christians believe Abdul El-Sayed will force his beliefs on others is because that's what they do.
November 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"The kind of couple you only see in works of fiction"
October 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Once again, our only saving grace is that nearly all of these would-be oppressors are astonishingly stupid
Don Jr: Democrats want to make Ohio a state
November 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
OH MY GOD, IT’S ONLY 7:30
November 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
only one apple tall

#deadlock #sketch
November 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM