#ooft
Ooft.
February 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ooft
The moment I realised the handful would be a mouthfull 🤤
@theconradparker.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Ooft! This is what we here in the UK would call a gammon!
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Post gym pump ooft
February 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Ooft
And I decided to be nice and give him a nice break from the sleep sack
March 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Ooft!
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Ooft.
July 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hard after work ooft 🥵
April 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Sly Stone AND Brian Wilson. Ooft.
June 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ooft, thank goodness I'm Irish/Belgian/Dutch
October 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Ooft. Hungover...
July 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Ooft. Nuclear ooft.
Tusk is preparing to take Poland nuclear:

“Poland must pursue the most advanced capabilities, including nuclear and modern unconventional weapons.

“This is a serious race - a race for security, not for war.”
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Back to the gym after the booziest weekend ooft 💪🏼😆 dunno how
February 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Ooft, you are in *trouble*
May 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Day 3 of quitting nicotine (again). Ooft. Give me some kind words, please 😭
June 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Ooft.
May 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ooft Mcleish spilling all about the Labour branch office.
April 17, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Ooft a Tory with a conscience
March 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Ooft! 👀🤤😮‍💨
October 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Pumped after the gym and my hairy hole is sweaty as fuck ooft
October 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ooft
June 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Ooft big PT day at the gym and the CBF energy is peeeaaaking
December 13, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Ooft. This little Queensland duck is going to bed. Well done NSW (grudgingly)
July 8, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Ooft!
Ashamed to say my union is led by someone who thinks a few hundred jobs in Aberdeen are more important than the planet burning.
Hope she’s enjoying the weather.
June 26, 2026 at 7:55 AM