Antique can openers
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July 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Antique can openers
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wow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:
Lukas Graham, another support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour, also now withdrawing from the tour.
September 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
wow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:
Also? Really classy and thoughtful to thank the pages, door openers, and other staff.
April 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Also? Really classy and thoughtful to thank the pages, door openers, and other staff.
I guess Ed Sheeran won’t be eating canned food for a while, since all of his openers stopped working.
September 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I guess Ed Sheeran won’t be eating canned food for a while, since all of his openers stopped working.
Ed Sheeran losing openers like a 1990s England cricket team
September 17, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Ed Sheeran losing openers like a 1990s England cricket team
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 20,1944
October 20, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 20,1944
His whole damn band quit.
All his openers.
AND. HIS. ENTIRE. BAND.
lol. lmao. lmfao.
All his openers.
AND. HIS. ENTIRE. BAND.
lol. lmao. lmfao.
September 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
His whole damn band quit.
All his openers.
AND. HIS. ENTIRE. BAND.
lol. lmao. lmfao.
All his openers.
AND. HIS. ENTIRE. BAND.
lol. lmao. lmfao.
Lukas Graham officially quits the tour. That's literally all of Sheeran's openers.
Lukas Graham on Instagram
4,371 likes, 248 comments - lukasgraham on September 15, 2026
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September 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Lukas Graham officially quits the tour. That's literally all of Sheeran's openers.
Top 10 openers for politically polarized family dinners if you just want to instigate violence
March 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Top 10 openers for politically polarized family dinners if you just want to instigate violence
Ed Sheeran with no openers after 10 straight four hour sets
September 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Ed Sheeran with no openers after 10 straight four hour sets
BLUESKY EXCLUSIVE POST:
We're making more DUSK dual sickle keychain bottle openers
November 7, 2024 at 10:39 PM
BLUESKY EXCLUSIVE POST:
We're making more DUSK dual sickle keychain bottle openers
You have can openers
November 4, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You have can openers
The Kars 4 Kids band has just been announced as openers for Ed Sheeran. #edsheeran
September 17, 2026 at 9:26 AM
The Kars 4 Kids band has just been announced as openers for Ed Sheeran. #edsheeran
i remember all the way back to yesterday when people were like "it's not really ed's fault!!!" and today all his openers are like actually—
September 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
i remember all the way back to yesterday when people were like "it's not really ed's fault!!!" and today all his openers are like actually—
The way tin openers work is uncanny.
September 20, 2023 at 10:29 AM
The way tin openers work is uncanny.
The bad news: one of the openers was Gary Glitter
June 28, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The bad news: one of the openers was Gary Glitter
Q: Why does Ed Sheeran open his cans with a knife?
A: Because all his openers quit on him
A: Because all his openers quit on him
September 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Q: Why does Ed Sheeran open his cans with a knife?
A: Because all his openers quit on him
A: Because all his openers quit on him
You guys, if I had a Green Lantern ring…I could make a THOUSAND bottle openers.
August 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
You guys, if I had a Green Lantern ring…I could make a THOUSAND bottle openers.
Nobody beats Ottessa Moshfeg for short story openers
December 14, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Nobody beats Ottessa Moshfeg for short story openers
Just saw that Sheeran's touring band, and all 4 openers, walked in solidarity with Macklemore. Absolutely beautiful
September 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Just saw that Sheeran's touring band, and all 4 openers, walked in solidarity with Macklemore. Absolutely beautiful
i will never let AI write my openers
July 11, 2023 at 5:31 PM
i will never let AI write my openers