lucius making anniversary dinner reservations for stede and mary
June 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
lucius making anniversary dinner reservations for stede and mary
OpenTable get blocked from reservations if you leave bad reviews
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
OpenTable get blocked from reservations if you leave bad reviews
Yeah, that’s what happened, OpenTable.
February 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Yeah, that’s what happened, OpenTable.
There's no tabling this question.
February 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
There's no tabling this question.
Just made a new fake name (email, phone #, Resy & OpenTable accounts) and I feel ELECTRIC
December 7, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Just made a new fake name (email, phone #, Resy & OpenTable accounts) and I feel ELECTRIC
I've seen enough. Just stop, Dave.
November 2, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I've seen enough. Just stop, Dave.
i gave mark zuckerberg’s ai access to my bank accounts, email, and docs. i am very smart
September 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
i gave mark zuckerberg’s ai access to my bank accounts, email, and docs. i am very smart
OpenTable is your FRIEND, fellas!
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
OpenTable is your FRIEND, fellas!
Important update in the Resy/OpenTable wars: OT is buying ads on Reddit and using memes slightly wrong??
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Important update in the Resy/OpenTable wars: OT is buying ads on Reddit and using memes slightly wrong??
OpenTable prove it's your birthday
August 27, 2023 at 2:01 PM
OpenTable prove it's your birthday
my kink is making a reservation for one on opentable and under special occasion, selecting ‘date’
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my kink is making a reservation for one on opentable and under special occasion, selecting ‘date’
Pitching restaurants an alternative to OpenTable that will track this behavior and notify the kitchen when an offender is eating there. They’ll know what to do
For example, I have a friend who has been known to make a half a dozen restaurant reservations for a single night so he can then pick later which to use. This is obviously psychotic behaviour but AI agents will start doing it for loads of people automatically
September 27, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Pitching restaurants an alternative to OpenTable that will track this behavior and notify the kitchen when an offender is eating there. They’ll know what to do
Restaurant powered by Unknown
September 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Restaurant powered by Unknown
Also, have they ever heard of OpenTable? Or Resy?
September 23, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Also, have they ever heard of OpenTable? Or Resy?
Change in DC seated diners per month compared to same month the previous year, Aug 2024 - Sep 2025 (per OpenTable):
September 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Change in DC seated diners per month compared to same month the previous year, Aug 2024 - Sep 2025 (per OpenTable):
The OpenTable app loves to tell me about a restaurant that is 45 minutes out of town
April 24, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The OpenTable app loves to tell me about a restaurant that is 45 minutes out of town
The decisions made by the White House can have unexpected knock-on effects.
In the past week, OpenTable reported that restaurant bookings have plunged by 27 percent since Trump began his push to federalize DC’s police.
We dig deeper on #playbookpod: ow.ly/1i4850WHwFE
In the past week, OpenTable reported that restaurant bookings have plunged by 27 percent since Trump began his push to federalize DC’s police.
We dig deeper on #playbookpod: ow.ly/1i4850WHwFE
August 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The decisions made by the White House can have unexpected knock-on effects.
In the past week, OpenTable reported that restaurant bookings have plunged by 27 percent since Trump began his push to federalize DC’s police.
We dig deeper on #playbookpod: ow.ly/1i4850WHwFE
In the past week, OpenTable reported that restaurant bookings have plunged by 27 percent since Trump began his push to federalize DC’s police.
We dig deeper on #playbookpod: ow.ly/1i4850WHwFE
WUSA-TV - DC restaurants saw a more than 25% drop in diners in the days following President Trump’s takeover of the city’s police department. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Reservations plunge across DC restaurants after Trump's police takeover
Online reservations dropped more than 25% in the days following President Trump's announcement that he was federalizing DC Police, according to OpenTable data.
www.wusa9.com
August 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
WUSA-TV - DC restaurants saw a more than 25% drop in diners in the days following President Trump’s takeover of the city’s police department. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Picturing Laszlo on OpenTable reserving a table for two at Rick’s. #TCMParty #Casablanca
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Picturing Laszlo on OpenTable reserving a table for two at Rick’s. #TCMParty #Casablanca
cool how OpenTable is just hostile software now
August 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
cool how OpenTable is just hostile software now
opentable should let you filter based on the parking situation
August 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
opentable should let you filter based on the parking situation
In Covid, it was OpenTable reservations and Broadway grosses (and UI claims). Now - it's time to get familiar with the Daily Treasury Statement (...and UI claims). 2/
March 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In Covid, it was OpenTable reservations and Broadway grosses (and UI claims). Now - it's time to get familiar with the Daily Treasury Statement (...and UI claims). 2/
Restaurant reservations are up 7% vs. last year according to OpenTable
March 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Restaurant reservations are up 7% vs. last year according to OpenTable