November 22, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Sade - Smooth Operator
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June 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Sade - Smooth Operator
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75
March 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75
The “world’s oldest profession” (brontosaurus crane operator)
February 25, 2024 at 9:52 AM
The “world’s oldest profession” (brontosaurus crane operator)
NEW YORK, Sept 24 (Reuters) - New York sued Polymarket on Thursday, accusing the prediction markets operator of running an illegal gambling operation.
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September 24, 2026 at 2:31 PM
NEW YORK, Sept 24 (Reuters) - New York sued Polymarket on Thursday, accusing the prediction markets operator of running an illegal gambling operation.
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operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more
January 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more
Meanwhile, a HIMARS operator somewhere in Ukraine…
November 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Meanwhile, a HIMARS operator somewhere in Ukraine…
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
September 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
this is the famous Operator from hit game Lifeline
This poor cat has been fated to answer phones in a call center for life.
September 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
this is the famous Operator from hit game Lifeline
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Wetwork Operator
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Wetwork Operator
operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency
me: nc3
operator: excuse me sir?
me: nc3
operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess?
me: yeah
operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6
me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me
operator: what do i do then
me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
me: nc3
operator: excuse me sir?
me: nc3
operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess?
me: yeah
operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6
me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me
operator: what do i do then
me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
September 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency
me: nc3
operator: excuse me sir?
me: nc3
operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess?
me: yeah
operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6
me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me
operator: what do i do then
me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
me: nc3
operator: excuse me sir?
me: nc3
operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess?
me: yeah
operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6
me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me
operator: what do i do then
me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
August 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Smooth operator
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Smooth operator
MTG Smooth Operator [[150 BPM]]
October 1, 2024 at 12:17 AM
MTG Smooth Operator [[150 BPM]]
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
March 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
don lemon, tier one operator
Bondi accuses Don Lemon of "performing an attack-style infiltration of a church"
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don lemon, tier one operator
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