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chucrukat.bsky.social
It's not a crop top sadly I just drew a random line lololol I don't think a crop top is a proper office attire
......orisit
September 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
coyotebutch.bsky.social
#ItsDogTime #OrIsIt
September 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
I'm either eating leftover fish and chips or there is something seriously wrong with this chicken. I'm also ignoring that I don't remember having fish and chips recently. It's probably fine.

#joke #orisit
August 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
You know what's hard to do? Hitting your funny bone intentionally. I've been trying for the last few days and all I have to show for it is a lack of humor and bruises on my elbows.

Please tell me you didn't just try it.

#joke #orisit
August 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
blurredblurbear.bsky.social
#photography #durangocore #outofcontextsignage #orisit
Behind the axis building is a part pf the river trail with a few bridges. This sign is pistedxand say “be careful beware of ice”
August 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
magmagii.bsky.social
#dobranoc #orisit
August 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
ecohesfordragons.bsky.social
“Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.” - James Bond 007

I mean it’s probably more like seven not three but I’m not in the Queen’s service.

#Random #OrIsIt
The Pattern Here Is Clear Steve Kornacki
ALT: The Pattern Here Is Clear Steve Kornacki
static.klipy.com
July 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
dhnlov.bsky.social
oilprice.com/Energy/Crude...

#OilGlut
#OrIsIt
Oil Market's Glut Narrative Just Blew Up | OilPrice.com
Demand for crude oil globally fell by close to 5% in the second quarter of the year, according to IEA data, as a natural result of the oil price spike caused by the war in the Middle East.
oilprice.com
July 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
justbeyondtheveil.bsky.social
What if instead of Jason Voorhees it was Jason VoorCheese

And instead of killing people with whatever he found, he grated a mountain of cheese onto their meals

#comedy #OrIsIt
June 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Me: Wow! Pizzas hot!
My Bro: This pizza? With the molten cheese?
Me: Yeah. Definitely the cheese.
My Bro: OWW!
Me: The pizzas hot?
My Bro: Yeah. Really hot.

#true #orisit
June 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
nsigned.com
Orisit - "The Beginning" album review by Katinkera

Read it on _nsigned!

https://nsigned.com/article/58
_nsigned // Orisit - "The Beginning" album review
Orisits debut EP is a little shoegaze prog masterpiece which will take you through a whole comingofage story within 25 minutes. "Peace" guides us into...
nsigned.com
June 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
In 10 to 15 years, when my cats die of old age and if civilization hasn't collapsed, I'm going to get only robot pets. They can have a charging station like the roomba. They could also be a roomba.

I'm just tired of cat litter.

#joke #orisit #cat
June 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
theb4dapple.bsky.social
#TheEnd

#OrIsIt...?
May 24, 2026 at 8:20 AM
dctame.bsky.social
This may be my new favorite reddit post. See the first comment thread.
r/Weird #ants #jasper #rocks #orisit
www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/Ko...
From the Weird community on Reddit: Why do ants love my jasper??
Explore this post and more from the Weird community
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May 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy
The reason magic doesn’t work as reliably as it once did, is because they keep putting band-aids over the most obvious prompt injections. “Cosmos, end program” will get you nowhere, you have to be subtle about it.

#tootfic #microfiction #OrIsIt #poweronstorytoot #bonusedition
May 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
comedywriter.bsky.social
Explaining the inexplicable.

The British Monarchy -what, why, when, how much?*

*If you have to ask, you can't afford it.**

**Neither can Britain

#KingsSpeech #satire #orisit
Pimp and Circumstance
Charles Philip Arthur George, the con-artist formerly known as Prince, displayed his magnanimity on Saturday – it was tucked into one of his jewel-encrusted cloaks – by graciously allow…
notesfromcuckooisland.blog
May 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
pedroeh.bsky.social
Real World, real phone, real words, do not ignore

#sarcasm #OrIsIt #cyberpunk #cyborg #android #robot
cyberpunk corporation, on the screen of a futuristic smartphone held by a cybernetic hand, include the words imbixtent, flemulating, tranqued, and stricively.
May 4, 2026 at 12:24 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
It's hard to tell what has done the most damage to my hearing. The loud music in my teens, the gunfire and heavy equipment in the military, or the accidental yelling in my ear from my kid.

It's probably the q-tips I cleaned my ears with.

#joke #orisit
May 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
There's a tiny, evil place inside me that wants to cast a cement road cone. I'll paint it orange and white and leave it on a college campus. They'll think twice about wearing it on their head.

#joke #orisit #evil
May 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Never wake a sleeping baby. Some of them carry knives.

#joke #orisit
April 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
I always manage to burn my mouth on hot chocolate. It doesn't matter who made it or where I got it. If only there were a cold chocolate that I could drink. I'll add that to the list of things to invent.

#joke #orisit #yoohoo #chocolatemilk #quik #frosty #shake #malt
April 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
rfswitch.bsky.social
#starwars #orisit
April 23, 2026 at 12:17 PM
wellhouseexorcism.bsky.social
Wacky Wednesday from the Wellhouse Exorcism! #orisit #WackyWednesday #thewellhouseexorcism
April 22, 2026 at 10:31 AM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
Epitaph: He died as he lived, lying on the floor and accomplishing nothing.

#joke #orisit
April 20, 2026 at 4:13 PM
ninjacomic.bsky.social
They say explaining a joke makes it not funny. But sometimes, the joke wasn't funny to begin with.

#joke #orisit #true
April 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM