Girl who had an orchie last year voice: I'm doing No Nuts November again
November 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Girl who had an orchie last year voice: I'm doing No Nuts November again
Endo successfully swindled. Orchie redirect is a greenlight finally, FUCK... I am now dead. Amazing but intense couple of days, gonna cuddle a cutie all day now.
November 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Endo successfully swindled. Orchie redirect is a greenlight finally, FUCK... I am now dead. Amazing but intense couple of days, gonna cuddle a cutie all day now.
im voting for whichever candidate is going to use your tax dollars to pay for my orchie
November 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
im voting for whichever candidate is going to use your tax dollars to pay for my orchie
Reciting this when I got my orchie
October 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Reciting this when I got my orchie
Next month I may spend the money. I really need to start exercising as I can't even give my girlfriend a satisfying squeeze anymore. Damn spiro; I thought I had that shit working but since my orchie I've lost a lot of muscle so it must not have been enough spiro
November 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Next month I may spend the money. I really need to start exercising as I can't even give my girlfriend a satisfying squeeze anymore. Damn spiro; I thought I had that shit working but since my orchie I've lost a lot of muscle so it must not have been enough spiro
Me, post orchie back in 2020
October 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Me, post orchie back in 2020
bad day to be an orchie
October 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
bad day to be an orchie
and don't get your orchie at nw urology/providence st vincent
October 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
and don't get your orchie at nw urology/providence st vincent
when i got my orchie i was left with a testicle-sized cyst after the healing was done. when i got it removed 11 months later they released me from the hospital with a massive hematoma that eventually grew to the size of a grapefruit, and left everything down there numb
if there is 1 tip i give to all girlies getting any kind of surgery, whether its vaginoplasty or ffs or anything, it's that you 100% should have someone you trust be there when you wake up and during your initial recovery. do not trust those mf nurses without someone sober there to double check them
October 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
when i got my orchie i was left with a testicle-sized cyst after the healing was done. when i got it removed 11 months later they released me from the hospital with a massive hematoma that eventually grew to the size of a grapefruit, and left everything down there numb
Alucard: top surgery orchie trans woman who kept her dick
Seras Victoria: top surgery and bottom surgery t girl
Integra Hellsing: pre surgery trans girl with no bottom dysphoria who gets the same big cans as Seras after getting bit
Seras Victoria: top surgery and bottom surgery t girl
Integra Hellsing: pre surgery trans girl with no bottom dysphoria who gets the same big cans as Seras after getting bit
October 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Alucard: top surgery orchie trans woman who kept her dick
Seras Victoria: top surgery and bottom surgery t girl
Integra Hellsing: pre surgery trans girl with no bottom dysphoria who gets the same big cans as Seras after getting bit
Seras Victoria: top surgery and bottom surgery t girl
Integra Hellsing: pre surgery trans girl with no bottom dysphoria who gets the same big cans as Seras after getting bit
October 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
does anyone have experience with wearing a chastity cage post-orchie ? i assume itd work if i just got one with a belt attached to keep it more secure, but i dont exactly wanna waste my money finding out u>,<u
October 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
does anyone have experience with wearing a chastity cage post-orchie ? i assume itd work if i just got one with a belt attached to keep it more secure, but i dont exactly wanna waste my money finding out u>,<u
going back in time and stopping myself from getting an orchie
October 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
going back in time and stopping myself from getting an orchie
"orchie" has been a shortened reference to "orchiectomy" for ages.
October 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"orchie" has been a shortened reference to "orchiectomy" for ages.
bloody marys sister bloody orchie
October 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
bloody marys sister bloody orchie
I guess this means my friend who had her orchie last year is immune to being illogical. I'm not going to tell her this because she would insist her atrocious puns are objectively good.
October 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I guess this means my friend who had her orchie last year is immune to being illogical. I'm not going to tell her this because she would insist her atrocious puns are objectively good.
or 4 only have one ball
or one had an orchie and 2 only have one ball
or one had an orchie and 2 only have one ball
September 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
or 4 only have one ball
or one had an orchie and 2 only have one ball
or one had an orchie and 2 only have one ball
Fuck locktober this year. Doing no nut nov, but in the sense that any cis male breeder scum to touch me without consent is getting it's impact orchie with the "fashion" steel toe Docs
September 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Fuck locktober this year. Doing no nut nov, but in the sense that any cis male breeder scum to touch me without consent is getting it's impact orchie with the "fashion" steel toe Docs
I wonder if I'll be able to strap effectively post orchie
September 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I wonder if I'll be able to strap effectively post orchie
Trans girl submissive making a CBT joke about therapy and kink, but forgetting she had an orchie so it doesn't work any more 😔
September 29, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Trans girl submissive making a CBT joke about therapy and kink, but forgetting she had an orchie so it doesn't work any more 😔
👀 rare Katastrophic stream. (She’s so freakin’ incredible at this game.)
(Also Orchie is still grinding almost every day but hasn’t been able to catch up.)
(Also Orchie is still grinding almost every day but hasn’t been able to catch up.)
After a crazy hectic 2 weeks, off work for the next 4 days. So what am I doing? Watching the RE3 R inferno world record speed run again. I’m a little tipsy so I’ll probably just delete this later, but I wish I knew someone irl that knew this game as well as I do so that we could geek out about it
(World's First Sub 43) Resident Evil 3 No Intro Inferno Speedrun World Record
YouTube video by Katastrophic
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September 25, 2026 at 10:58 PM
👀 rare Katastrophic stream. (She’s so freakin’ incredible at this game.)
(Also Orchie is still grinding almost every day but hasn’t been able to catch up.)
(Also Orchie is still grinding almost every day but hasn’t been able to catch up.)
if I get an orchie do you think they’d let me make earrings out of em?
September 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
if I get an orchie do you think they’d let me make earrings out of em?
ORCHIE DATE SECURED
September 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
ORCHIE DATE SECURED
but some, emphasis on some, do report a growth spurt after an orchie/SRS
September 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
but some, emphasis on some, do report a growth spurt after an orchie/SRS