I was thinking about ordering myself lunch and realized that we actually have everything necessary to make the thing I was planning on ordering so I closed the app and made it myself.
Please clap.
Please clap.
September 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I was thinking about ordering myself lunch and realized that we actually have everything necessary to make the thing I was planning on ordering so I closed the app and made it myself.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Ordering food again, big guy?
March 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ordering food again, big guy?
In Portugal we are ordering Canadiano coffees and servers know exactly what we mean. 🇨🇦 ☕
March 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
In Portugal we are ordering Canadiano coffees and servers know exactly what we mean. 🇨🇦 ☕
“…despite a judge ordering the toddler’s release.”
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
“…despite a judge ordering the toddler’s release.”
ordering doordash through the ouija board
December 15, 2024 at 3:41 AM
ordering doordash through the ouija board
Wolverine ordering beer
July 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wolverine ordering beer
The server complimented me on how prepared I was when ordering my food and coffee. It’s possible to win at ordering and this is a normal thing to want
February 22, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The server complimented me on how prepared I was when ordering my food and coffee. It’s possible to win at ordering and this is a normal thing to want
She doesn't even remember ordering
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
She doesn't even remember ordering
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
April 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
“Art of the deal!” I say while ordering delivery after intentionally burning dinner.
April 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“Art of the deal!” I say while ordering delivery after intentionally burning dinner.
DESPITE A COURT ORDERING HER RELEASE
ICE detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis and put the child on a flight to a detention center in Texas, despite a court ordering her release: www.startribune.com/agents-detai...
January 24, 2026 at 1:12 AM
DESPITE A COURT ORDERING HER RELEASE
ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
March 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
What’s wasteful is ordering feds to explain their jobs instead of letting them DO their jobs.
February 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What’s wasteful is ordering feds to explain their jobs instead of letting them DO their jobs.
Gunman Takes Huge Swing Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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June 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Gunman Takes Huge Swing Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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Ordering at the drive-thru…
October 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ordering at the drive-thru…
"Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law."
Gov. JB Pritzker
Gov. JB Pritzker
October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law."
Gov. JB Pritzker
Gov. JB Pritzker
ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"
April 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"
Pretty sure ordering Chinese food on Xmas Eve is the only time I practice Judaism.
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Pretty sure ordering Chinese food on Xmas Eve is the only time I practice Judaism.
Tendo ordering pizza 🍕🍕
October 22, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Tendo ordering pizza 🍕🍕
A U.S. District Court judge found that President Trump's executive ordering the defunding of NPR and PBS violated the First Amendment. n.pr/3PUBm6t
Federal judge finds Trump violated free speech by ordering NPR defunded
A U.S. District Court judge found that President Trump's executive ordering the defunding of NPR and PBS violated the First Amendment.
n.pr
March 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
A U.S. District Court judge found that President Trump's executive ordering the defunding of NPR and PBS violated the First Amendment. n.pr/3PUBm6t
The president ordering the murder of 3 more human beings on a boat didn’t even make the list
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The president ordering the murder of 3 more human beings on a boat didn’t even make the list
