Day 32 of waiting to see if my husband notices I’ve put #keithmorrison from @datelinenbc.bsky.social in a frame in our home #dateline #ordidI?

Overheard in the produce aisle:

"This cantaloupe is literally the worst abomination in human history!"

"Come on, Becky, stop being so melondramatic."

#TrueStory #ExceptIMadeItUp #OrDidI #YesIDid

you ever get so horny you black out and when you come to you've drawn old man squirting in a full nelson? ... no?

Both characters are male, he/him pronouns only.

[ #oldmanyaoi | #andthemanisactuallyold | #youcowards | #sorrydidntmeanthat | #ordidi? | #fullnelson | #NSFW | #queerart | #transart ]

Oh, yikes—I didn't realize how yonic this looked till I saw a thumbnail. 😬 #OrDidI

Overheard in the produce aisle:

"This cantaloupe is literally the worst abomination in human history!"

"OMG, Becky, stop being so melondramatic."

#TrueStory #ExceptIMadeItUp #OrDidI #Yes 🍈

Today is my day to be Mr. Forgetful-pants, apparently. Fortunately, that does not mean I forgot my pants. #ordidI #noIdidnot

Sorry, I meant "if" #ordidi