May 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It's wild to me that the Orioles looked at what happened this year, kept the GM and manager in place, and fired the mascot. www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...
Orioles team mascots, Oriole Bird and Mr. Splash, among laid-off employees
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October 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
It's wild to me that the Orioles looked at what happened this year, kept the GM and manager in place, and fired the mascot. www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...
didn’t even consider who’d represent the nfc in the super bowl if it isn’t the lions. orioles maybe
January 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
didn’t even consider who’d represent the nfc in the super bowl if it isn’t the lions. orioles maybe
OK, so this was shockingly successful. I wrote 20, 30 "poems" tonight off one-word prompts, which included "love," "quagmire," "cerulean," "witch," "earth" . . . but my favorite was Orioles, written for a young neighbor I have known 22 years.
Orioles
Hope in Spring
Despair in Autumn
Orioles
Hope in Spring
Despair in Autumn
November 1, 2024 at 12:19 AM
OK, so this was shockingly successful. I wrote 20, 30 "poems" tonight off one-word prompts, which included "love," "quagmire," "cerulean," "witch," "earth" . . . but my favorite was Orioles, written for a young neighbor I have known 22 years.
Orioles
Hope in Spring
Despair in Autumn
Orioles
Hope in Spring
Despair in Autumn
Shout out to the Orioles fans
April 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Shout out to the Orioles fans
Yes we're called Orioles fans
Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Yes we're called Orioles fans
June 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Baltimore Orioles
September 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Baltimore Orioles
SOURCE: The Orioles backed out of a deal with Jeff Hoffman after seeing his kids names
January 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SOURCE: The Orioles backed out of a deal with Jeff Hoffman after seeing his kids names
This was a choice. Extremely disappointing, which lately is extremely on brand for this organization.
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This was a choice. Extremely disappointing, which lately is extremely on brand for this organization.
Orioles Sicko Joan Jett.
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Orioles Sicko Joan Jett.
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
December 7, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Family Knows Not To Interrupt Dad While He’s Skimming Pool, Listening To Orioles Radio Broadcast https://theonion.com/family-knows-not-to-interrupt-dad-while-he-s-skimming-p-1819578904/
May 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Family Knows Not To Interrupt Dad While He’s Skimming Pool, Listening To Orioles Radio Broadcast https://theonion.com/family-knows-not-to-interrupt-dad-while-he-s-skimming-p-1819578904/
Orioles have made it to Florida 🧡🤍🖤🪶
November 27, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Orioles have made it to Florida 🧡🤍🖤🪶
25 years ago today, Tim Raines (LF) and Tim Raines Jr. (CF) started in the outfield together for the Baltimore Orioles.
With this, they became the second father/son duo to play for the same team in the same MLB game (to Ken Griffey and Ken Griffey Jr.).
Photo Credit: Orioles
With this, they became the second father/son duo to play for the same team in the same MLB game (to Ken Griffey and Ken Griffey Jr.).
Photo Credit: Orioles
October 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
25 years ago today, Tim Raines (LF) and Tim Raines Jr. (CF) started in the outfield together for the Baltimore Orioles.
With this, they became the second father/son duo to play for the same team in the same MLB game (to Ken Griffey and Ken Griffey Jr.).
Photo Credit: Orioles
With this, they became the second father/son duo to play for the same team in the same MLB game (to Ken Griffey and Ken Griffey Jr.).
Photo Credit: Orioles
A message on the Camden Yards scoreboard:
No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.
No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.
April 25, 2026 at 12:45 AM
A message on the Camden Yards scoreboard:
No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.
No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
March 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the sf giants have a lot of fireworks to lend to the orioles
A message on the Camden Yards scoreboard:
No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.
No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.
April 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
the sf giants have a lot of fireworks to lend to the orioles
Orioles reporter for the Baltimore Banner -->
Quick props to Bluesky for becoming the live sports app btw
March 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Orioles reporter for the Baltimore Banner -->
David Roth on the Baltimore Orioles: defector.com/what-process...
What Process Are The Orioles Trusting? | Defector
Not a lot of owners would have let Mike Elias do what he has done with the Baltimore Orioles. This was true in a negative, how-dare-you-sir sense when the team’s John Angelos–led ownership entrusted…
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October 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
David Roth on the Baltimore Orioles: defector.com/what-process...