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otterflops.bsky.social
Ottermatic drew me as a bunny
July 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
oregonzoo.bsky.social
Happy birthday Juno! This ottermatic all-star is 11 today
Sea otter Juno in the water with her mouth open
December 24, 2024 at 4:26 PM
rinzy.art
I never really learned to drive stick. I just really prefer ottermatic
August 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
yakhunt.net
A Semi-Ottermatic weapon?
January 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
steveb.wsocial.eu
Scottish banknotts come from OTMs. Ottermatic Teller Machines.
in-otter-news.bsky.social In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27d
Scottish currency is awesome...
Short description: A photo of a newly issued Scottish ten-pound note lying on a dark leather surface, featuring a detailed illustration of two otters (one of them named Steve). Baked-in text: “f**k whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them”
August 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM
stevebasnett.bsky.social
These come from OTMs. Ottermatic Teller Machines.
August 31, 2026 at 10:10 AM
steveb.wsocial.eu
Why this car is ottermatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning...
in-otter-news.bsky.social In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · Aug 4
The problem is, Steve... it's Tuesday?
Short scene description: Two playful otters named Steve and a friend are outdoors, with Steve perched on a small red toy car as the other otter gives it a push, in a lighthearted, photographic style. Image text (top of image): “It’s FRIDAY! Get to the PUB!”
August 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
jazzrat2000.bsky.social
That's what you do when you put your keyboard on ottermatic
June 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
olliecanal.bsky.social
Ottermatic, even.
September 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
stevebasnett.bsky.social
Why this car is ottermatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's... grease lightning...
in-otter-news.bsky.social In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · Aug 4
The problem is, Steve... it's Tuesday?
Short scene description: Two playful otters named Steve and a friend are outdoors, with Steve perched on a small red toy car as the other otter gives it a push, in a lighthearted, photographic style. Image text (top of image): “It’s FRIDAY! Get to the PUB!”
August 29, 2026 at 10:32 AM
marchecosmane.bsky.social
If you have a robotic mustelid on your hands is it…

Ottermatic?
December 30, 2024 at 10:20 PM
exindiv.bsky.social
Ottermatic.
July 26, 2024 at 10:44 PM
riandreigns.bsky.social
If you don’t want me to dad joke you, don’t do this 🤣

This was the best one of the day. Had to share.

#findom #dommehumor #ottermatic #otters
November 1, 2024 at 10:56 PM
dellwayft.bsky.social
That must be the ottermatic.
March 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
nanotechnologies.bsky.social
Ottermatic in HTF style, that'd be a good alternative!
April 28, 2026 at 5:47 PM
ianmcgecko.bsky.social
Join us at #DenFur as CyberMark, Fully Ottermatic, Ivy, Reina, and SoulFire take on Sly Fox's tricky tasks in hopes of winning his golden head and other silly prizes in #TaskmastFur.

The show starts on Saturday, August 29 at 1:30pm on the Main Stage.

Your time starts now.
TaskmastFur banner with the Taskmaster typewriter in the background. In the foreground are framed portraits of the 5 contestants and their names in white typewriter text outlined in black: CyberMark, Fully Ottermatic, Ivy, Reina, and SoulFire
August 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
steveb.wsocial.eu
Steve is now a superstar because his dive-for-cover band "BAR.E.M." has found instant success. He says he won't let the fame go to his head.

Yes. The first album is called Ottermatic For The People.
in-otter-news.bsky.social In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21d
Steve is enjoying the swim up bar he's made in the bathroom...
Scene description: A playful photo shows Steve the otter peeking over the rim of a blue plastic tub of water, next to a martini glass holding a bright turquoise cocktail garnished with a curled orange peel. Text in image: None.
September 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
newtrabbit.bsky.social
Ottermatic made a masterpiece*
July 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
brinsar.bsky.social
always a good day with new ottermatic art!!!
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
perryodontal.bsky.social
ottermatic renewals I will never forget
July 30, 2026 at 12:33 AM
nanotechnologies.bsky.social
Rare ottermatic nsfw omg guys 😳
September 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
nanotechnologies.bsky.social
AYYYY I SEE MY BOI OTTERMATIC 💚
September 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
0ttermatic.bsky.social
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email or DM me if you're interested!
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May 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
louwojcinski.bsky.social
I’m not saying I got this for the otters on the can, but I also not not saying it. It is also really good.
A can of Ottermatic Pub Ale from Fort George Brewing Co with the beer poured into a glass. It is very good
May 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
steveb.wsocial.eu
Ottermatic For The People - BAR.E.M.
playlist:

1 Dive
2 Try Not to Breathe Fishbreath
3 The Slidewinder Sips Tonite
4 Everybody Slurps
5 New Otterleans Instrumental No. 1
6 Sweetmess Follows
7 Monty Got a Raw Eel
8 Swigmoreland
9 Scar Me Kitten
10 Salmon the Moon
11 Nightswimming
12 Find the River
R.E.M. - Automatic For The People album playlist. Technically it isn't but it's close enough, so let's pretend it is. The image features an iconic weird spiky thingy on the cover of their album, and then black text on a white background of the songs: Drive (4:31) Try Not to Breathe (3:50) The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite (4:09) Everybody Hurts (5:20) New Orleans Instrumental No. 1 (2:15) Sweetness Follows (4:21) Monty Got a Raw Deal (3:17) Ignoreland (4:26) Star Me Kitten (3:16) Man on the Moon (5:14) Nightswimming (4:17) Find the River (3:52)
September 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM