#outpiss
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You can't outpiss his aura
August 13, 2026 at 6:43 AM
you didn't outpiss him
January 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
outpiss outshit outsmoke <3
July 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
YEAH

OUTLIVE AND OUTPISS THE BASTARDS
December 18, 2024 at 9:23 PM
His ass will outpiss both Margaret Thatcher and Jean Marie Lepen
when elon musk dies there's going to be so much piss on his grave that new piss-based life forms that somehow thrive on novel piss will evolve there
March 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I recently learned about god help us all, pissmogging. It's when the guy at the next urinal has a stronger urine stream than you do, humiliating you because real men *checks notes* can outpiss a race horse.
April 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
(mr beast voice) i just hired the world's FATTEST pisser, the first person to outpiss him wins 100 million dollars AND gets to summarily execute a person of their choice
November 5, 2023 at 11:45 PM
i don't know what's going on but i'm gonna assume the people who spend more time arguing about worldbuilding than actually exploring it are trying to outpiss and outshit each other again
August 27, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Every fountain, every stream, is a challenge. I know I can do better, I KNOW I CAN OUT STREAM THE STREAM... I CAN PISS MORE PISS THEN IT CAN STREAM!!!! IT IS GOD'S WILL TO OUTPISS EARTH'S ENDLESS PISS GENERATOR!!! Now be a good soldier and go do your duty #femboy #gooner #silly #piss #addme
August 29, 2026 at 9:48 PM
as a Creole this is funny to me. the Europeans be tryna outpiss each other, meanwhile, whats ours is ours as indigenous peoples. and it is what it is, regardless

especially funny to me are anti-BlackNative Spanish people who think this shit is a game

Gulf of Mexico isnt its original name lol
Trump's regime renamed USA territory to accurately reflect what the actual territory is.

damn near regardless of geopolitics, the continental shelves off our very own Southern states are not even Mexico😂

because Mexico claimed the Gulf with the conquistadors, he pulled a colonizer, on colonizers.😬
February 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Why Ukraine, Vlady?

Nuclear power and oil pipelines.

Why Venezuela, Donny?

Oil (and nuclear cocaine in the) pipelines.

BOTH are former imperial colonies of their current invaders, both of whom are pining for delusional past glories and trying to outpiss the other.

DO NOT LOSE FOCUS.
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
nah I'd still outpiss uou :>
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If this was a competition, we could attempt to outpiss each other out of a window.

But the rules clearly state 'no wagering.'
September 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
idea: garden hose that just sprays outpiss
November 20, 2023 at 7:09 AM