#outsource
Never outsource your math to someone who hates you 💀
#CalvinandHobbes #MathStruggles
November 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
When you (partially) outsource your ruinous fiscal policy and monetary policy tightening to the IRD.
We might not have reached the GFC peak of companies going to the wall, but the *length* of this slump appears unprecedented. This is what happens when the ghouls advising you think the economy will return to normal if you do, errrm, next to shit all. (1/2)
November 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So much productivity growth! Benefits shared by all!!
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Qantas to cut 850 Australian jobs and outsource work to India under AI-driven overhaul
Australian carrier announces agreement with Accenture amid ‘unprecedented’ technological disruption, CEO Vanessa Hudson says
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I can outsource some.
November 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I’m surprised there’s anyone left to outsource 🤷‍♀️
November 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Everyone: "If you outsource all your skilled labor to a program you'll forget how to do it and be replaced"

Tech guys: "Heh... We're built different"

Narrator: "they were not, in fact, built different at all"
November 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I worked at Qantas in a previous life. What will happen here is contractor Accenture will outsource to other companies to meet the contract & so on. Within 6 months Qantas will be quietly contracting some of their former employees to address the mess. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Qantas to cut 850 Australian jobs and outsource work to India under AI-driven overhaul
Australian carrier announces agreement with Accenture amid ‘unprecedented’ technological disruption, CEO Vanessa Hudson says
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Outsource some to your wife. She is a scrapper.
November 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
It is just quite interesting that nobody has tried in this instance, given the US film industry, like all industries, is full of 'let's copy or outsource that in order to save money'.
November 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
LLMs and everything they stand for are the current apex of that. be so allergic to inconvenience, you even outsource your very thoughts and problem-solving skills. reduce your brain to a mere sensory organ rather than one with processing-capabilities. maddening.
November 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Outsource the operation of the Chairman’s Lounge to Accenture. Immediate political outcry will ensue.
November 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Injecting AI feedback, even when "personalized" and trained to reflect an instructor's sensibility is a choice to outsource some aspect of engagement with a student to automation. I would argue that the potential alienating effect of this is not worth whatever additional feedback an AI gives.
November 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
There are definitely issues in work I've done that made it to ship due to time/budget constraints and I'm being honest that at no point has the thought occurred to me to outsource solving those to Chat or Claude because they're simply not part of the carousel of tools I would use to begin with
November 10, 2026 at 11:49 AM
i would have preferred they do their actual jobs and not outsource work to the world-destroying plagiarism machine

people independently solved this issue in a matter of hours, there's no excuse here
November 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Thank you for reminding me why I make us outsource this
November 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
from time immemorial, humans have dreamed of being able to outsource fun, creative things to machines so that they can have more time to concentrate fully on the drudgery of day-to-day menial tasks
November 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Qantas the latest in list of companies to outsource jobs to India
Qantas the latest in list of companies to outsource jobs to India
India has positioned itself as a global hub of skilled, cheap labour, and Australian companies are cashing in and moving more jobs to its shores. 
www.abc.net.au
November 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It's like this Government don't know how not to outsource things.

Their name is Boston Consulting Group. 👇🏽

novaramedia.com/2026/11/09/u...
US Firm Linked to Gaza Aid Site Massacres to Help With Burnham’s 10-Year Plan
Andy Burnham’s government has hired a US consultancy firm that helped set up a group to run “aid” sites in Gaza where Israeli forces massacred starving civilians.
novaramedia.com
November 10, 2026 at 8:19 AM
im gonna outsource my kinktober ideas to yall cus I need inspo !!!! No guarantees, and mostly malev character, but lmk any fun ideas y’all got :3

Here’s the list!
November 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I’m still yet to see an outsource deal done with a big four that actually achieves cost savings and/or delivers these nebulous efficiency gains.
November 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
These assholes can't even racism properly anymore, so they outsource it to AI bullshit.
Obsessed with this right-wing AI slop threatening that Democrats will make everyone eat hummus
November 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
*eph trying to outsource labor form hardworking ai-porn bots has the “tolerant” left gone too far ??? 😔😔😔
November 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
After recently saying good things about Qantas . . .

#AusPol
Qantas to outsource 850 local jobs with most shifting to India
The Australian airline said the move was aimed at modernising its IT systems and noted the impact of AI.
www.bbc.com
November 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Qantas received approximately $2.7 billion in Australian taxpayer funding from the Morrison government during the covid-19 pandemic with no financial obligation to repay. #auspol www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Qantas to cut 850 Australian jobs and outsource work to India under AI-driven overhaul
Australian carrier announces agreement with Accenture amid ‘unprecedented’ technological disruption, CEO Vanessa Hudson says
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM