#pacemaker
the pacemaker really turned things around and my mom is doing sooo well hurray hurray hurray
June 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Installing slurpee Linux on my dad's pacemaker
July 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My mom: no technology at the dinner table

Me, with a pacemaker: WTF
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
This guy looks weak—like his pacemaker needs a pacemaker. He’s not a strongman. Don’t worry, he’s fine. He’s got the best health care money can buy… after ripping it away from millions of Americans. And yeah, his name’s on the Epstein list.

#CA32 #ChrisAhuja #AhujaCongress2026 #Ahuja
August 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My wife has a pacemaker!!
April 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
July 31, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Pacemaker check up this morning
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
gg anyone with a pacemaker they’re turning that shit OFF
"Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., is turning his attention to the potential health effects of electromagnetic fields and radio frequency radiation—stoking a controversial theory that digital devices are doing untold damage to human health."
RFK, Jr., is focusing attention on electromagnetic fields. Here’s what the science says about exposure
The research into how electromagnetic waves and radio frequency radiation influence health has been plagued by low-quality studies
www.scientificamerican.com
September 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
“Google just deprecated my pacemaker.”
Memo: Verily, Alphabet's life sciences unit, lays off staff and ends its medical devices program, shifting its focus instead to precision health, data, and AI (Hugh Langley/Business Insider)

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August 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
His pacemaker should explode
August 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The reward for the UHC CEO shooter is now $60K, which is the cost of the pacemaker surgery your Dad isn’t getting with UnitedHealthCare insurance.
December 9, 2024 at 5:11 AM
In all seriousness I have a theory: pacemaker implant. Common treatment for CHF I’m told.
August 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Here’s my old pacemaker. They were shocked when I asked if I could have it.
April 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
3) Verification sent to your pacemaker, as a Morse code sequence of power interruptions
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My coworker has to get a *pacemaker* approved
March 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
In addition to using specialized signal equipment to detect Guthrie’s pacemaker, why not explore something unconventional and proactive? Work directly with the pacemaker manufacturer to determine whether a secure, temporary detection app could be deployed that alerts if her device is within range 1/
February 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The “minor” electrical issue on Air Force One was the President’s pacemaker.
January 21, 2026 at 9:08 AM
My dad had a pacemaker for 10 years that eventually wore out. He needed a new one, and rather than performing the procedure right away, his insurance company gave him a cardiac vest to wear for 90 days. If he made it the three months, they would give him a new pacemaker.

Anyway…
December 5, 2024 at 9:50 PM
He likely will be shocked alive to die again. We are a sick nation.
Prisoner can be executed without turning off pacemaker, Tennessee high court rules www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Prisoner can be executed without turning off pacemaker, Tennessee high court rules
A lower court had acknowledged that Byron Black’s implanted combination pacemaker-defibrillator could prolong his suffering by shocking his heart after lethal injection.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
the pacemaker stays ON during sex!!!
April 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If he had not already had a pacemaker in he'd have died in the street, man
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If they hit someone with a pacemaker....
August 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
hashem bless pacemaker manufacturers and cardiac surgeons and ccu nurses 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
June 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Horror story in six words:

They put AI in my pacemaker.
Something inside of me is wriggling...
June 5, 2024 at 7:02 PM