#pager
IS IT A PAGER? PLEASE LET IT BE A PAGER!
March 24, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
September 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
April 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just finished thumbnailing my next 16 pager
August 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
[WIP] They're holding a pager hehe
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Yahoo Pager (1998)
May 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
bluesky's engineering team waking up in the middle of the night to pager alerts
October 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Yahoo Pager (1998)
March 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Told Medvedev I'll buy him a scooter and a pager for Xmas.

He's sulking.
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 PM
a one-pager, to see if whats up with our fallen heroes of battles prior greatures.com/comic/242/
September 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
(surge in traffic triggered pager duty)
July 1, 2023 at 6:25 PM
If the pager attack doesn’t convince you that Israel is a terrorist state, nothing will.
September 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
90s pager codes
May 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
grand theft auto 2, print ad, excerpt (2000) archive.org/details/offi...
April 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
“Bibi Netanyahu sent me a gold pager for all my hard work in Iran.”
June 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
send Netanyahu a pager :)
I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice.
September 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Carrying a pager you got from the Mossad is wild.
March 15, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Trump bragged that if he is assassinated that Iran would be destroyed completely while Netanyahu sat there with a shit eating grin. Later that day Netanyahu gifted Trump a golden pager. Trump in all his wildest stupidity has given Israel the biggest incentive to assassinate him.
February 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
hmm a pager of his own maybe
September 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Compare this to Obama, who demanded detailed briefings and a risk assessment / COA analysis with every decision he made.

You simply can’t distill complex foreign policy issues into a one pager and expect good outcomes.
There was a rule when I was in Trump's first term: if a memo had a staple in it, it was too long for him to read.

Life-or-death decisions were cut to one page. Or a half-page. Or less. Bold fonts. BIG pictures.

When you’re wondering why everything’s a mess, remember that.
June 25, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Yay pager duty.
July 26, 2024 at 6:15 PM
June 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM