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napoleon’s burnous #pagingdrfreud
May 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Amber seems rude, aggressive, unreasonable... Do we know anyone else like that, Emma? #PagingDrFreud #TheArchers
June 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In other news, I’m having recurring romantic dreams about Steve Coogan. My conscious mind doesn’t find Steve Coogan attractive. I’m a fan, certainly but that’s it. #PagingDrFreud
May 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Just remembered I had a dream last night that my ex was planning to sue me and was meeting with his lawyer in my living room and I kept tiptoeing around them and trying not to eavesdrop. #PagingDrFreud #DrFreudToTheFrontDeskPlease
May 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cracked self up at hashtags used this year. #selfcracker
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I used to regularly deal with a woman at a record company called Bobby. More than once did I email her having mistyped her name as Booby.

#pagingdrfreud
April 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
That’s why I thought!!! #pagingDrFreud #daddyissues, #justplainweird @maryltrump.bsky.social -what do you think?
November 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Last Night I Dreamt I Went To Dame Prue Leith’s Home And We Dined On Swedish Meatballs. It could happen.
#GBBO #PagingDrFreud
February 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am lying in bed contemplating the day. I do actually have to get up and get SCHITTe done because my brain has been giving me some seriously #pagingdrfreud dreams about time slipping away from me and not getting what I want.
July 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Yeah. So I misread that as “adult show day”. 😳

Hashtag: #PagingDrFreud
July 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
ha ha ha. i was waiting outside my therapists office so doubly dubious #pagingDrFreud
September 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
19th century aesthetics really used allegory as an excuse to work through some issues didn’t it #pagingdrfreud
September 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You had me at #PagingDrFreud. 😹
This is wonderfully unashamed and in a strange way still feels reverently to me.
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 AM
You know what’s gross? The sheer GIRTHINESS of some venomous snakes. Fat pythons don’t bother me, and a skinny taipan will kill you but he’s fine. It’s those robust adders, all hefty and menacing with their dripping fangs that really creep me out.

This is classic #pagingdrfreud territory, isn’t it?
May 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Howevs, my fave #pagingdrfreud dream this week was realising haus and garden of my grandparents were infested with gigantic venomous snakes. Nobody freaking out except me. And then one slithered into bed my bed and rested the warm, puffy, fat length of itself along my leg. Eeeee and also ew.
July 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
25. BABY, I Love You by the Ronettes. I don't know why, seeing as it's not meant to be sad. But I tend to mist up when I hear it. #PagingDrFreud
the night we met i knew is written on a black and white photo
Alt: The night we met, I knew is written on a black and white photo. This is Ronnie Spector and the Ronettes singing Be My Baby, circa 1966 (?).
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November 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Random guy on the street: "you're really beautiful. And i mean that in a good way, i'm not trying to hit on you." #pagingdrfreud
November 11, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Does my wish to see Rufus Wainwright play at the Wang Theatre count as penis envy? #pagingdrfreud
November 11, 2024 at 9:12 PM
June 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Did get to have a classic #pagingdrfreud dream in which I was attempting to find my father- MAH DADDY - to get him to get rid of all the terrifying long and fat snakes which had invaded the haus.
April 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I accidently called it the Microsoft Infestructure today.

#PagingDrFreud
December 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Dang. I just tried to lock my office door with my house key. #PagingDrFreud
November 23, 2024 at 5:23 AM
What a surprise.
His go-to response is “Girls get less.”
#TrueColors #PagingDrFreud
May 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
More dreams with @ people. This time colliding with Alaska people. We all had to run from a charging moose. #pagingdrfreud
November 11, 2024 at 3:01 PM