Pagliacci: idk man maybe you should see a therapist
Therapist: but Pagliacci…
Therapist: but Pagliacci…
March 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pagliacci: idk man maybe you should see a therapist
Therapist: but Pagliacci…
Therapist: but Pagliacci…
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
pagliacci: but doctor... i AM pagliacci
doctor: then shut the fuck up
doctor: then shut the fuck up
March 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
pagliacci: but doctor... i AM pagliacci
doctor: then shut the fuck up
doctor: then shut the fuck up
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
ME SEEING A CLOWN ON THE STREET: haha oh shit you’re not Pagliacci, are you?
PAGLIACCI: yes, i am the great clown Pagliacci
ME: been to the doctor yet?
PAGLIACCI: no, appointment is tomorrow
ME: oh… uh, well. good luck, i guess
PAGLIACCI: yes, i am the great clown Pagliacci
ME: been to the doctor yet?
PAGLIACCI: no, appointment is tomorrow
ME: oh… uh, well. good luck, i guess
September 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
ME SEEING A CLOWN ON THE STREET: haha oh shit you’re not Pagliacci, are you?
PAGLIACCI: yes, i am the great clown Pagliacci
ME: been to the doctor yet?
PAGLIACCI: no, appointment is tomorrow
ME: oh… uh, well. good luck, i guess
PAGLIACCI: yes, i am the great clown Pagliacci
ME: been to the doctor yet?
PAGLIACCI: no, appointment is tomorrow
ME: oh… uh, well. good luck, i guess
But doctor. I am Pagliacci
April 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
But doctor. I am Pagliacci
but doctor, pagliacci is out of network
May 18, 2024 at 3:13 AM
but doctor, pagliacci is out of network
doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
November 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
Reverse Pagliacci just dropped
A friend of mine got asked by some people if any good bands were playing at the weekend, she said "Well the New York Dolls are playing here tonight but I wouldn't bother, they're shite". They replied that they were the New York Dolls
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Reverse Pagliacci just dropped
médico: o tratamento é simples. o aves do brasil está no bluesky. veja alguns passarinhos lá. isso deve animá-lo.
pagliacci: mas doutor e o pagliacci?
médico: pagliacci? aquele palhaço pau no cu?
pagliacci:
médico: sério, que nome de palhaço bosta, podre d+
pagliacci: mas doutor e o pagliacci?
médico: pagliacci? aquele palhaço pau no cu?
pagliacci:
médico: sério, que nome de palhaço bosta, podre d+
October 31, 2024 at 11:44 PM
médico: o tratamento é simples. o aves do brasil está no bluesky. veja alguns passarinhos lá. isso deve animá-lo.
pagliacci: mas doutor e o pagliacci?
médico: pagliacci? aquele palhaço pau no cu?
pagliacci:
médico: sério, que nome de palhaço bosta, podre d+
pagliacci: mas doutor e o pagliacci?
médico: pagliacci? aquele palhaço pau no cu?
pagliacci:
médico: sério, que nome de palhaço bosta, podre d+
But Doctor, Pagliacci is out of network!
July 26, 2023 at 2:15 PM
But Doctor, Pagliacci is out of network!
But doctor I *am* Pagliacci
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
But doctor I *am* Pagliacci
(pagliacci leaving doctor’s office) jUsT gO seE paGliACci
December 24, 2024 at 11:21 AM
(pagliacci leaving doctor’s office) jUsT gO seE paGliACci
patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
February 18, 2024 at 10:26 AM
patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
But Pagliacci, I’m the doctor
September 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
But Pagliacci, I’m the doctor
man, sobbing: But doctor, I am Pagliacci
doctor, standing up: No, I am Pagliacci
doctor, standing up: No, I am Pagliacci
January 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
man, sobbing: But doctor, I am Pagliacci
doctor, standing up: No, I am Pagliacci
doctor, standing up: No, I am Pagliacci
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
ME: But doctor I am Pagliacci
DOCTOR: Sorry but no you’re not, I need a letter from two psychiatrists confirming that you are Pagliacci
DOCTOR: Sorry but no you’re not, I need a letter from two psychiatrists confirming that you are Pagliacci
February 17, 2024 at 12:59 PM
ME: But doctor I am Pagliacci
DOCTOR: Sorry but no you’re not, I need a letter from two psychiatrists confirming that you are Pagliacci
DOCTOR: Sorry but no you’re not, I need a letter from two psychiatrists confirming that you are Pagliacci
"but bro," he grunted between reps. "i am pagliacci."
October 25, 2024 at 12:48 AM
"but bro," he grunted between reps. "i am pagliacci."
I heard there is a funny clown
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I heard there is a funny clown
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
But Doctor, Pagliacci is plural. A single clown is pagliaccio.
March 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
But Doctor, Pagliacci is plural. A single clown is pagliaccio.
The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Access his content exclusively on the Pagliacci app
May 7, 2024 at 8:58 PM
The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Access his content exclusively on the Pagliacci app