Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
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February 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
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🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
September 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
The weekly papal rebuke of Vance continues.
Pope Leo says God rejects prayers of leaders who wage wars reut.rs/4rZIThC
Pope Leo says God rejects prayers of leaders who wage wars
Pope Leo said on Sunday that God rejects the prayers of leaders who start wars and have "hands full of blood", in unusually forceful remarks as the Iran war entered its second month.
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March 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The weekly papal rebuke of Vance continues.
The papal zucchetto meets the French beret.
September 27, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The papal zucchetto meets the French beret.
PaPal
The next Pope should be an app.
February 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
PaPal
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
GO ASTROS, BEAT THE PAPAL TEAM
September 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
GO ASTROS, BEAT THE PAPAL TEAM
The three most remarkable papal tweets — ever?
April 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The three most remarkable papal tweets — ever?
what was the cardinal’s favorite app for paying bribes to other conclave members?? PAPAL
November 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
what was the cardinal’s favorite app for paying bribes to other conclave members?? PAPAL
I don’t think Pete Hegseth’s henchman yelling at the papal ambassador to the US is going to intimidate this Pope.
April 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I don’t think Pete Hegseth’s henchman yelling at the papal ambassador to the US is going to intimidate this Pope.
THE PAPAL FIST BUMP!!
July 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
THE PAPAL FIST BUMP!!
I for one am ready to join the Papal brigades in the fight against the machines.
October 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I for one am ready to join the Papal brigades in the fight against the machines.
Head to the Papal Parade
Fuck Trump
Fuck Trump
June 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Head to the Papal Parade
Fuck Trump
Fuck Trump
I like when they call it the “papal conclave,” avoids confusion. Bro which conclave are you even talking about? Oh the PAPAL conclave.
May 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I like when they call it the “papal conclave,” avoids confusion. Bro which conclave are you even talking about? Oh the PAPAL conclave.
com os dedinhos levantados de dar benção papal
December 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM
com os dedinhos levantados de dar benção papal
*pounding mugs in the table, chanting* papal schism! Papal schism! Papal schism!
Is Trump going to convert to Catholicism as his October Surprise?
September 29, 2024 at 5:12 PM
*pounding mugs in the table, chanting* papal schism! Papal schism! Papal schism!
Papal Bull Durham
Pope Leo XIV, a Chicago native, stuns in a White Sox cap.
June 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Papal Bull Durham
When does Elon Musk tweet about Papal overreach?
February 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When does Elon Musk tweet about Papal overreach?
Poe’s Law, papal edition
April 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Poe’s Law, papal edition
The Papal berserking continues!
📌Pope Leo XIV TODAY:
“The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants. Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion and the name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.”
He is NOT backing down.
“The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants. Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion and the name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.”
He is NOT backing down.
April 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The Papal berserking continues!
Deep cut, I like it.
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Deep cut, I like it.