my kid tried to evade the parent candy tax like some kind of criminal
October 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
my kid tried to evade the parent candy tax like some kind of criminal
You finna see why he the “fun parent”
October 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You finna see why he the “fun parent”
Hayley Mills, star of The Parent Trap (1961), should leave Abdul El-Sayed alone.
I keep seeing stories about Haley Stevens feuding with Abdul El-Sayed and I keep confusing her with Hayley Williams
November 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Hayley Mills, star of The Parent Trap (1961), should leave Abdul El-Sayed alone.
Their first Halloween as a single parent household
October 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Their first Halloween as a single parent household
one bong rip per parent please
October 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
one bong rip per parent please
To the exasperated parent who just fished their child in a raccoon onesie out of my garbage can while telling them they had to stop diving into every can they see: you made my night 😂
November 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
To the exasperated parent who just fished their child in a raccoon onesie out of my garbage can while telling them they had to stop diving into every can they see: you made my night 😂
Gonna board a new Oni Parent strip soon :)
November 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Gonna board a new Oni Parent strip soon :)
Every Bay Area parent tonight was watching the game on some version of this.
(Go Valkyries!)
(Go Valkyries!)
November 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Every Bay Area parent tonight was watching the game on some version of this.
(Go Valkyries!)
(Go Valkyries!)
This man has never witnessed an exchange between a parent and a young child leaving for school.
Trump: "Think of it. Your beautiful son leaves the house. His name is Tim. 'Goodbye Tim, I'll see you later.' 'Thank you, mommy, thank you.' And you don't see Tim for 4 days. 4 days later, Tim comes back as Sally. Okay? It's true. We have states that do that. A place called MN. I won it 3 times."
November 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This man has never witnessed an exchange between a parent and a young child leaving for school.
October 30, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Headed to parent-teacher conferences.
October 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Headed to parent-teacher conferences.
Extreme fear/trauma of losing a specific parent
October 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Extreme fear/trauma of losing a specific parent
Parent trap has awful parents but good butler and maid
November 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Parent trap has awful parents but good butler and maid
Those who don’t understand via’s pain don’t understand how painful it is to have a parent you love have no self preservation.
The child can feel it
Im really happy Via didn’t become a child that parentified her parent due to feeling responsible for their pain which is unfortunately common
The child can feel it
Im really happy Via didn’t become a child that parentified her parent due to feeling responsible for their pain which is unfortunately common
November 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Those who don’t understand via’s pain don’t understand how painful it is to have a parent you love have no self preservation.
The child can feel it
Im really happy Via didn’t become a child that parentified her parent due to feeling responsible for their pain which is unfortunately common
The child can feel it
Im really happy Via didn’t become a child that parentified her parent due to feeling responsible for their pain which is unfortunately common
Had a parent teacher conference last Wednesday and learned Riley dragged the classroom bully by the shirt across the playground.
I teach my boys to defend others. Last month the oldest swung on a kid because that child pushed over a smaller child on the spectrum and cursed at him.
Also teach your kids to be kind to other kids. Why are we raising bullies and monsters? It starts with YOU!!
November 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Had a parent teacher conference last Wednesday and learned Riley dragged the classroom bully by the shirt across the playground.
Teachers can’t afford school supplies.
Teachers can’t give a kid Tylenol without written and verbal approval from a parent.
Teachers are not performing sex reassignment surgery.
Teachers can’t give a kid Tylenol without written and verbal approval from a parent.
Teachers are not performing sex reassignment surgery.
November 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Teachers can’t afford school supplies.
Teachers can’t give a kid Tylenol without written and verbal approval from a parent.
Teachers are not performing sex reassignment surgery.
Teachers can’t give a kid Tylenol without written and verbal approval from a parent.
Teachers are not performing sex reassignment surgery.
every parent on Halloween: "Say thank you god dammit!!"
November 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
every parent on Halloween: "Say thank you god dammit!!"
“A magpie has sadly lost its upper beak, making it almost impossible for it to eat on its own. Thankfully, another magpie-possibly a parent or mate-has been feeding and caring for it.”
www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
November 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
“A magpie has sadly lost its upper beak, making it almost impossible for it to eat on its own. Thankfully, another magpie-possibly a parent or mate-has been feeding and caring for it.”
www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
One more stop on the Fall (spring) tired parent tour - Wellington this Friday!
We've made so that automobiles can go everywhere at the expense of children going anywhere.
Join us for a public talk with @tomflood.bsky.social on 6th November.
Full details and free tickets at: events.humanitix.com/reframing-ro...
Join us for a public talk with @tomflood.bsky.social on 6th November.
Full details and free tickets at: events.humanitix.com/reframing-ro...
November 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
One more stop on the Fall (spring) tired parent tour - Wellington this Friday!
That's not a pet. That's a furry, 4-legged helicopter parent with claws!😉😹😏🇨🇦
November 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
That's not a pet. That's a furry, 4-legged helicopter parent with claws!😉😹😏🇨🇦
🏳️⚧️ Today is Trans Parent Day - a day to celebrate the incredible love of both parents who are trans and parents of trans people everywhere. It’s also an opportunity for us to speak about the pride we feel for our loved ones.
Happy #TransParentDay 💕
Happy #TransParentDay 💕
November 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
🏳️⚧️ Today is Trans Parent Day - a day to celebrate the incredible love of both parents who are trans and parents of trans people everywhere. It’s also an opportunity for us to speak about the pride we feel for our loved ones.
Happy #TransParentDay 💕
Happy #TransParentDay 💕
Every parent in this room is freaking out.
October 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Every parent in this room is freaking out.
as a non-parent I have honored my promise of no new Woehrs
November 2, 2026 at 6:45 AM
as a non-parent I have honored my promise of no new Woehrs
