Kid 1 told me that 'I ruined her life' b/c I made kid 2 have the 1st shower. Kid 2 took too long.
Kid 2 is having a meltdown b/c he found a bug in his bed.
Kid 1 is now having a meltdown because a bug was found.
Kid 2 is now sleeping in my bed.
I get to sleep on the sofa
#ParentingIsFun
Kid 2 is having a meltdown b/c he found a bug in his bed.
Kid 1 is now having a meltdown because a bug was found.
Kid 2 is now sleeping in my bed.
I get to sleep on the sofa
#ParentingIsFun
March 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Kid 1 told me that 'I ruined her life' b/c I made kid 2 have the 1st shower. Kid 2 took too long.
Kid 2 is having a meltdown b/c he found a bug in his bed.
Kid 1 is now having a meltdown because a bug was found.
Kid 2 is now sleeping in my bed.
I get to sleep on the sofa
#ParentingIsFun
Kid 2 is having a meltdown b/c he found a bug in his bed.
Kid 1 is now having a meltdown because a bug was found.
Kid 2 is now sleeping in my bed.
I get to sleep on the sofa
#ParentingIsFun
Don't mind me...just sprinting back and forth from home in relaxed mode Crocs because my kid forgot a vital thing for school today.
The vital thing is a potato.
#ParentingIsFun
The vital thing is a potato.
#ParentingIsFun
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Don't mind me...just sprinting back and forth from home in relaxed mode Crocs because my kid forgot a vital thing for school today.
The vital thing is a potato.
#ParentingIsFun
The vital thing is a potato.
#ParentingIsFun
While I recognize if it's gonna be an animated character, Moana is a great one to channel. I'm still not in need of her songs playing in my head on repeat. Thank you, my beautiful 3 year olds for this, really. I'll get you for it.
#momlife #moana #parentingisfun
#momlife #moana #parentingisfun
August 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
While I recognize if it's gonna be an animated character, Moana is a great one to channel. I'm still not in need of her songs playing in my head on repeat. Thank you, my beautiful 3 year olds for this, really. I'll get you for it.
#momlife #moana #parentingisfun
#momlife #moana #parentingisfun
3yo: *eating dinner* I make soup with it
Me: Okay...
3yo: With my mouth
Me: *realization hitting* Oh...
3yo: *spits chewed up food into spoon*
Me: Oh no...
3yo: See? *Drinks from spoon*
Me: Yup definitely saw that...
#parentingisfun #kidsaregross
Me: Okay...
3yo: With my mouth
Me: *realization hitting* Oh...
3yo: *spits chewed up food into spoon*
Me: Oh no...
3yo: See? *Drinks from spoon*
Me: Yup definitely saw that...
#parentingisfun #kidsaregross
April 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
3yo: *eating dinner* I make soup with it
Me: Okay...
3yo: With my mouth
Me: *realization hitting* Oh...
3yo: *spits chewed up food into spoon*
Me: Oh no...
3yo: See? *Drinks from spoon*
Me: Yup definitely saw that...
#parentingisfun #kidsaregross
Me: Okay...
3yo: With my mouth
Me: *realization hitting* Oh...
3yo: *spits chewed up food into spoon*
Me: Oh no...
3yo: See? *Drinks from spoon*
Me: Yup definitely saw that...
#parentingisfun #kidsaregross
My 10 yo asked me to pay him for getting an 100% on something my 13 yo “She doesn’t believe in that” raises finger quotes “she believes in doing well for its own sake or whatever” lowers finger quotes annoyed Me: Doesn’t it feel good to do well? Both nod. 13 yo “DANG IT!” #parentingisfun
February 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My 10 yo asked me to pay him for getting an 100% on something my 13 yo “She doesn’t believe in that” raises finger quotes “she believes in doing well for its own sake or whatever” lowers finger quotes annoyed Me: Doesn’t it feel good to do well? Both nod. 13 yo “DANG IT!” #parentingisfun
Having kids is expensive.
Watching them NOT make the same mistakes you did is priceless. #parentingisfun
Watching them NOT make the same mistakes you did is priceless. #parentingisfun
January 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Having kids is expensive.
Watching them NOT make the same mistakes you did is priceless. #parentingisfun
Watching them NOT make the same mistakes you did is priceless. #parentingisfun
Got our kids these silly Turkey Legs slippers for Thanksgiving! Can’t wait for them to come downstairs in the morning to see these goofy abominations lol #turkey #thanksgiving #parentingisfun
November 28, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Got our kids these silly Turkey Legs slippers for Thanksgiving! Can’t wait for them to come downstairs in the morning to see these goofy abominations lol #turkey #thanksgiving #parentingisfun
We've successfully scarred our child for life by bringing him on the tower of terror. #parentingisfun
November 13, 2024 at 1:54 PM
We've successfully scarred our child for life by bringing him on the tower of terror. #parentingisfun
But trust me…I’ll rip MY eyes out his face if those eye rolls ever get disrespectful 🤣
Halo for the night with little man, Halo the tv show tomorrow night
#ParentingIsFun
Halo for the night with little man, Halo the tv show tomorrow night
#ParentingIsFun
My kid is hitting teen years…he rolled his eyes at me Saturday when I told him he has 20 mins left in the pool…
And TODAY…
He’s walking around the house with his headphones ON b/c me and his Mom told him he can’t go to bed at 4 AM in the morning regularly
I did the same his age so it’s cool lol
And TODAY…
He’s walking around the house with his headphones ON b/c me and his Mom told him he can’t go to bed at 4 AM in the morning regularly
I did the same his age so it’s cool lol
August 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
But trust me…I’ll rip MY eyes out his face if those eye rolls ever get disrespectful 🤣
Halo for the night with little man, Halo the tv show tomorrow night
#ParentingIsFun
Halo for the night with little man, Halo the tv show tomorrow night
#ParentingIsFun