kids school is closed tomorrow so I took the day off and I intend to spend it being surly and hungover
#parentoftheyear
#parentoftheyear
May 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
kids school is closed tomorrow so I took the day off and I intend to spend it being surly and hungover
#parentoftheyear
#parentoftheyear
ParentOfTheYear-Kehlchen, wieso?
December 1, 2024 at 6:28 PM
ParentOfTheYear-Kehlchen, wieso?
My youngest made me a margarita, I gave him my spare vape. That’s the true spirit of sharing at Christmas. #parentoftheyear
December 24, 2024 at 8:23 PM
My youngest made me a margarita, I gave him my spare vape. That’s the true spirit of sharing at Christmas. #parentoftheyear
My daughter asked why the show is called “the secret lives of Mormon wives” and I told her I’d explain it to her if she wanted to learn about SEO or the Protestant secular.
#parentoftheyear
#parentoftheyear
May 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My daughter asked why the show is called “the secret lives of Mormon wives” and I told her I’d explain it to her if she wanted to learn about SEO or the Protestant secular.
#parentoftheyear
#parentoftheyear
June 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
March 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Moja žena pracuje v pôrodnici. Dnes tam mali bábätko, ktorému mama dala meno Bonnie Blue.
#parentoftheyear
#parentoftheyear
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Moja žena pracuje v pôrodnici. Dnes tam mali bábätko, ktorému mama dala meno Bonnie Blue.
#parentoftheyear
#parentoftheyear
Crossed an item off of my parenting bucket list tonight: Have kids taste unsweetened baking chocolate.
The faces they made were priceless. #ParentOfTheYear
The faces they made were priceless. #ParentOfTheYear
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Crossed an item off of my parenting bucket list tonight: Have kids taste unsweetened baking chocolate.
The faces they made were priceless. #ParentOfTheYear
The faces they made were priceless. #ParentOfTheYear
I'm not sure if I'll regret letting my almost 9 year old play Cult of the Lamb, but I guess we will see. 😬 #parentoftheyear
December 14, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I'm not sure if I'll regret letting my almost 9 year old play Cult of the Lamb, but I guess we will see. 😬 #parentoftheyear
Did I get this mug for my 8 year old for Valentine’s Day? Maybe #ParentOfTheYear
January 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Did I get this mug for my 8 year old for Valentine’s Day? Maybe #ParentOfTheYear
thanks both! apparently I am fine with people snipping their toes off but draw the line at the f-word 🤷 #parentoftheyear
January 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
thanks both! apparently I am fine with people snipping their toes off but draw the line at the f-word 🤷 #parentoftheyear
it’s been 24 hours and I’m already neglecting it. can’t wait to see what kind of ugly freak it grows up to be. #parentOfTheYear
December 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
it’s been 24 hours and I’m already neglecting it. can’t wait to see what kind of ugly freak it grows up to be. #parentOfTheYear
Showing my toddler 1971's THE POINT, with original songs by Harry Nillson. Children love Harry Nillson. #parentoftheyear
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Showing my toddler 1971's THE POINT, with original songs by Harry Nillson. Children love Harry Nillson. #parentoftheyear
You've clearly trained the kids well 🤣 #parentoftheyear
January 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
You've clearly trained the kids well 🤣 #parentoftheyear
June 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Is it bad parenting to teach your child how to tie and carry a bindle?
#parentoftheyear #words #archaic
#parentoftheyear #words #archaic
May 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Is it bad parenting to teach your child how to tie and carry a bindle?
#parentoftheyear #words #archaic
#parentoftheyear #words #archaic
When mixing up a babies milk bottle, how much chocolate syrup do you use? How much kalua?
#parentoftheyear #joke
#parentoftheyear #joke
September 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
When mixing up a babies milk bottle, how much chocolate syrup do you use? How much kalua?
#parentoftheyear #joke
#parentoftheyear #joke
I don't know who invented sprinkles, but they're horrible. All they do is fall off of donuts and leave evidence for your observant 8yo to find.
#joke #parentoftheyear
#joke #parentoftheyear
April 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I don't know who invented sprinkles, but they're horrible. All they do is fall off of donuts and leave evidence for your observant 8yo to find.
#joke #parentoftheyear
#joke #parentoftheyear
I’m so glad I chose not to be financially successful. I’ve seen #Succession, I don’t want that for my children
#parenting #thinkingAhead #parentOfTheYear #soSuperSmart
#parenting #thinkingAhead #parentOfTheYear #soSuperSmart
January 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m so glad I chose not to be financially successful. I’ve seen #Succession, I don’t want that for my children
#parenting #thinkingAhead #parentOfTheYear #soSuperSmart
#parenting #thinkingAhead #parentOfTheYear #soSuperSmart
Kids are out on holiday so I spent the afternoon playing #CookieRun Braverse with the Cookie Run Kingdom soundtrack playing in the background.
I’m ready to accept my #ParentOfTheYear award any time, just lmk.
I’m ready to accept my #ParentOfTheYear award any time, just lmk.
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Kids are out on holiday so I spent the afternoon playing #CookieRun Braverse with the Cookie Run Kingdom soundtrack playing in the background.
I’m ready to accept my #ParentOfTheYear award any time, just lmk.
I’m ready to accept my #ParentOfTheYear award any time, just lmk.
Today's nominees for #ParentOfTheYear ⛵
>Parents leave baby alone near shoreline to go boating in Lake George, New York cops say www.kentucky.com/news/nation-...
#parents #fail
>Parents leave baby alone near shoreline to go boating in Lake George, New York cops say www.kentucky.com/news/nation-...
#parents #fail
June 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Today's nominees for #ParentOfTheYear ⛵
>Parents leave baby alone near shoreline to go boating in Lake George, New York cops say www.kentucky.com/news/nation-...
#parents #fail
>Parents leave baby alone near shoreline to go boating in Lake George, New York cops say www.kentucky.com/news/nation-...
#parents #fail
Kid: Dad, I need a step ladder.
Me: You're going to have to marry somebody that already has a ladder from a previous relationship.
Kid:
Me: You see, when you...
Kid: I'll ask mum.
#parentoftheyear
Me: You're going to have to marry somebody that already has a ladder from a previous relationship.
Kid:
Me: You see, when you...
Kid: I'll ask mum.
#parentoftheyear
August 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Kid: Dad, I need a step ladder.
Me: You're going to have to marry somebody that already has a ladder from a previous relationship.
Kid:
Me: You see, when you...
Kid: I'll ask mum.
#parentoftheyear
Me: You're going to have to marry somebody that already has a ladder from a previous relationship.
Kid:
Me: You see, when you...
Kid: I'll ask mum.
#parentoftheyear
Me: Remember how you couldn't get the plastic cups apart?
Kid: Yeah, they were forming a vacuum.
Me: I fixed them.
Kid:
Me: I put a hole through the bottoms of the cups.
Kid:
Me: Awesome, right?
Kid: I'll just go tell mum.
#parentoftheyear
Kid: Yeah, they were forming a vacuum.
Me: I fixed them.
Kid:
Me: I put a hole through the bottoms of the cups.
Kid:
Me: Awesome, right?
Kid: I'll just go tell mum.
#parentoftheyear
September 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Me: Remember how you couldn't get the plastic cups apart?
Kid: Yeah, they were forming a vacuum.
Me: I fixed them.
Kid:
Me: I put a hole through the bottoms of the cups.
Kid:
Me: Awesome, right?
Kid: I'll just go tell mum.
#parentoftheyear
Kid: Yeah, they were forming a vacuum.
Me: I fixed them.
Kid:
Me: I put a hole through the bottoms of the cups.
Kid:
Me: Awesome, right?
Kid: I'll just go tell mum.
#parentoftheyear