They said D&D was satanic.
But if Satan wanted an army — would he really choose

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Season 1 of Park Bench Ontology is officially wrapped.
Thanks for watching me unravel, rebuild, and rant into the void with purpose.

Season 2 starts in January—until then, enjoy the peace before the next collapse.

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Moral relativism only flows upward. The "don't project backwards" argument defends the powerful. Nobody invokes it for Rosa Parks.

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I'm on the seventh draft of a script about not needing to be remembered. Posting it with full SEO. No irony. The app didn't fix my life — it gave me a new job: understanding the app. Eight minutes at the end. #productivityculture #parkbenchontology

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Told a guy he was colonizing my ADHD diagnosis. He said he couldn't, he's Black. Then a white guy in the crowd reached for the card he always has ready. Every colonization argument ends in "what about Genghis Khan." Every time. #adhd #parkbenchontology

The White House was never sacred. We just agreed to pretend it was.

Will Smith blew it up in a movie. Now there's a ballroom and a UFC deal on the table and it's suddenly blasphemy. The building's wood. What we stored inside it is ours. #parkbenchontology

I don't lose my keys. I just start new families for them.

The same ADHD brain that's lost three wallets this year should not be trusted with a firearm. Enter: the Uzi Mitten Guy. #parkbenchontology

Ten years ago I got pulled into the Gamergate pipeline. Not for the racism at first, for the certainty. It made everything black and white, gave me an identity. I don't remember a single argument they made now. That's the part that stayed. #parkbenchontology

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CBC ran a segment on kids who turn recess soccer into a continuous league — hoodies for posts, score carried from morning to afternoon. Framed as cute. It's structure. Institutions just don't recognize organization that didn't come from them. #parkbenchontology

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What if the freedom we chase is just another form of control?

Originally uploaded as ‘Necropolitics.’ Correct title: Freedom From Freedom

🎙 Episode 6 – Freedom From Freedom: To Be Free of Freedom

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Some people treat “freedom” like it’s a weapon — their right to ignore everyone else.

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