#parkpolice
To our uniformed National Guard, Park Police, DC law enforcement…

Very sorry you have been put on pond scum patrol.

Embarrassing use of your skills.

You may want to take sick days or whatever to put a little friction in the system.

#nationalguard #parkpolice #dcleo
June 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The #NationalGuardners and #ParkPolice had nothing better to do, and of course they're bending the knee. 🙄😡
June 23, 2026 at 1:42 PM
#DC #parks #parkpolice

The park police are waaayyy understaffed....where did these "officers" come from?
🚨Alert🚨 In the recent weeks, Park Police has been posting up at local parks, like Malcolm X, arresting people for minor things like smoking weed, and then transferring them to ICE. REMEMBER: Most parks in DC are actually federal land. 1/
July 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
#DHS #ParkPolice #NoWarrants
Tell your Senators Vote NO on DHS nominees.
“U.S. Park Police have been pulling over migrant workers in commercial vans and funneling them directly to ICE agents with neither a warrant nor probable cause, court records show.”
www.thedailybeast.com/park-polices...
Park Police’s Secret Role in ICE Arrests Exposed
Class-action suits against DHS reveal federal traffic stops used to detain immigrants.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
“In 1996, Park Police arrested Hearn for canoeing on the Potomac…after heavy rains left it near a record high. A fed’l judge dismissed charges of failing to obey a lawful order b/c the river where Hearn was canoeing is governed by Maryland not fed’l gov’t”
/s So, ParkPolice chased him for 30yrs
June 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
August 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Arrest him! He stuck his hands in a pool last week! Where's the parkpolice when you need them?
Murky Subterranean Water Hole
ALT: Murky Subterranean Water Hole
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June 23, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Typical #Trump #47 - solving problems of his own creation: #defund #DC police, cut #ParkPolice, then use #ICE or #military to do work you defunded.

You end up with militarized #police doing non-military, non-police jobs: mulching.

Some countries have systems like this. It doesn't end well.
National Guard soldiers called into service for President Trump's law enforcement surge in D.C. have been assigned to spread mulch at federal monuments.

Normally the Park Service does that, but the administration laid off the workers.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
August 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If construction defects can be presented as evidence of sabotage, where should the burden of proof be?

Paul Campos raises uncomfortable questions about the Reflecting Pool story that go well beyond one repair project.
Are the people who vandalized the Reflecting Pool in the room with us right now? - Lawyers, Guns & Money
More glimpses into the madness of the man who would be a Reality TV World King: On June 9, 2026, after the rehabilitation project was substantially complete, the U.S. ParkPolice responded to an NPS…
buff.ly
June 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Park Police and MPD crashed while involved in a high speed chase on MD and 13th. All that to chase a 4 cylinder Nissan and crash again 5 blocks ahead. Fuck these pigs. #parkpolice #dchighspeedchase #fuck12
April 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
#DCMetroPD, #CapitolPolice, #ParkPolice Do you not see that Sweet Potato Hitler is telling you that you're not doing your job? That should be kind of insulting since the only time you have actually needed the help of the National Guard, he refused to send them in. It's not about helping you.
August 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The US ParkPolice should arrest t for vandalizing our magnificent Reflecting Pool.

Why is he trying to ruin our National Monuments like the pool and our White House?

He should spend years in jail for the destruction he is causing to our country, our monuments, our rule of law, our Constitution..
June 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Sadly, she knows there will be shenanigans like being asked to conduct emergency police escorts of hot chocolate chip cookies to Burgum before they cool .

#parkpolice
#policeintegrity
#policetakeover
#abuseofpolice
#chiefjessicataylor

wtop.com/government/2...
Chief Jessica Taylor to leave US Park Police after force required to directly report to Interior secretary - WTOP News
The Interior Department said U.S. Park Police Chief Jessica Taylor will be retiring from the force to take on a new role with the Social Security Administration.
wtop.com
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The agency reported the June 9 incident to US #parkpolice, said Frank Lands, deputy director of operations for the #nps. Lands made the statement in a court document filed late Wednesday as part of a lawsuit filed by a nonprofit organization to halt the #trump admin’s work on the project […]
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June 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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March 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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March 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
DYK #HarryTruman’s 1947 ExecutiveOrder 9835 targeted communists & #queers? ParkPolice also launched “Pervert Elimination Campaign” & #JEdgarHoover published “HowSafeIsYourDaughter?” warning #gays & #pedophiles might take over the country! HowSexGotScrewedUp.com
April 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
DYK #HarryTruman’s 1947 ExecutiveOrder 9835 targeted communists & #queers? ParkPolice also launched “Pervert Elimination Campaign” & #JEdgarHoover published “HowSafeIsYourDaughter?” warning #gays & #pedophiles might take over the country! HowSexGotScrewedUp.com #HappyPride
June 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
they still havent identified this dude.... RT @ParkPolice: We are seeking the public’s assistance (cont)
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 PM