#parthia
GIVE PARTHIA A NUKE
September 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
smooth brained emperor is declaring war on parthia for no reason
June 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
At least Crassus had the decency to commit suicide-by-Parthia
That said, in 50 BC the Romans did have a problem, which was ultra-wealthy demagogic elites tearing about their Republic in the single-minded pursuit of power and dominance, which would eventually lead to the republic's collapse and its replacement with a less agile monarchy in 31BC.
April 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Roman Helmet Guy" saying Iran is actually Persia is very funny because it should be Parthia
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Oh for a time machine...I'd drop him into Crassus' legions heading to Parthia. See how he does. A golden opportunity for him.
Hegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."
October 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The same Rome that couldn’t handle Parthia?
September 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Parthian in 6mm painted up for an article on Marc Antony in Parthia in a future WSS.
July 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
If you're gonna cosplay empire you better conquer Parthia first
January 15, 2024 at 2:42 AM
REQUEST 9 DONE!!!
#fireemblem #art
March 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The Crassus/Parthia rematch you’ve been waiting two millennia for
April 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
This statue of Hercules was found in Iraq & is Parthian. It is a mix of classical & eastern styles. Hercules was popular in Parthia dating back to Hellenistic times &, like Greeks and Romans, they enjoyed his myths and his image as a symbol of strength

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🏛️Tokyo National Museum
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July 25, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I'm still holding out hope that I'll live long enough to see a Crassus-goes-to-Parthia moment in my lifetime, and I think it will have something to do with Mars's lack of a magnetosphere.
March 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Now I know how Romans felt whenever someone would announce that they were off to conquer Parthia.
March 4, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Arriving through the door today WSS 137 with a scenario I’ve written based around Antony’s retreat from Parthia. The theme is around rearguards and fighting retreats.
September 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Historically, sending your legions into Parthia has never had a downside.
October 2, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Ral Parthia 1982 Children of the Night series Royal Dragon 13-025
December 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Oceania had always been at war with Parthia.
March 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
See a fox.
Post a fox.
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The comment about fighting Judea and Parthia is peak Greco-Roman nerdum and I am here for it.
April 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Are we talking Persis as distinct from Media or Parthia, or "just put it anywhere on the Iranian plateau and you'll get credit"?
September 20, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Iran, formerly Persia, formerly Parthia.

Two salient facts of Parthian history which Trump ought to know:

1) Parthia defeated the greedy Roman slumlord political upstart Marcus Crassus in 53BC and is said to have executed him by pouring molten gold down his throat.

2) Look up ‘Parthian shot’.
April 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
In the good old days billionaires who got bored of being impossibly rich would at least have the common decency to blow it all on a disastrous war against Parthia and die horribly
The amount of billionaires who think they're Julius Caesar when they're actually Marcus Crassus is amazing.

Also, they should know to aim to be Augustus, who died in bed and not at the foot of a statue of his biggest enemy after being stabbed by 50+ of his best friends.
November 21, 2023 at 7:09 PM
New Past Lives: Abbas and the Roman Slave Trade (Parthia, 2nd Century AD). On May 24, 166 AD, a seven-year-old boy named Abbas was sold for 200 denarii at the port of Seleucia Pieria. How did Abbas end up there, and where did he go from there? www.pod.link/1852618120/e...
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January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM