#patterSong
Hermione Pattersong was the title character of a 2010-ish knock off of Disney's Mary Poppins produced by MGM.

The group chat has been busy with lore. I'll cut and paste some of the better stuff below.
The name "Hermione Pattersong" just popped into my head, feel free to tell me who she is or was.
February 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The name "Hermione Pattersong" just popped into my head, feel free to tell me who she is or was.
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ich wünsche mir für hazbin hotel season 2 dass Alistor einen Pattersong bekommt der immer schneller wird und jeder der es mitsingen will stirbt canonically

das wäre sehr homestuck von ihm
February 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
bard who got famous in his teens and now only does weird songs called robert pattersong
May 22, 2026 at 7:40 AM
The mouse is already hunting us, Miss Pattersong.
September 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
"Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)" is a 1974 #patterSong written by #NormanDolph (lyrics) and Paul DiFranco (music). It was recorded by an ad hoc group of #studioMusicians called Reunion, with #JoeyLevine as lead singer. The lyrics are a fast recitation of the names of 1950s, 1960s.
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April 27, 2026 at 9:52 AM
This email could have been a pattersong

In reference to my previous address to you I wish to note
The action items we discussed are still on hold since last we spoke:
The client needs a quality assessment by the end of day
Or management says they'll step in and take the whole account away, away!
This email could’ve been a rap battle
This rap battle could've been an email
October 1, 2023 at 12:56 AM