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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
For Patton: 🎂
January 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
theonion.com
Cindy Patton Cindy Patton, 66, died Wednesday when a nugget of granola punctured her cyanide tooth.
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Combat vet and national security expert Hoodie Patton.
March 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
muellershewrote.com
Patton!
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
Patton Oswalt has a message for ICE agents
June 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
When you think you're World War II's Patton, but you're really just M*A*S*H's Major Frank Burns.
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
radiofreetom.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
lillywachowski.bsky.social
Patton knows!
pattonoswalt.bsky.social Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · Apr 29
Donate if you can! The Roxie MUST NOT DIE.
lillywachowski.bsky.social Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · Apr 29
chip in to help the Roxy Theatre in SF keep on trucking!
April 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
deanobeidallah.bsky.social
Patton Oswalt brutally slammed Trump for taking a victory lap over Stephen Colbert's show ending. Patton noted Colbert will be bigger than ever before once he's off network TV because he will complete freedom. A clip from my interview of Patton #Colbert #LateShow
May 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
goforproduction.bsky.social
Hey Patton, remember this?
January 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
doctorvenkman.com
They call me Woke General Patton
Me standing in front of two pride flags and a trans flag saluting like general patton
July 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
davidcorn.bsky.social
I bet Patton could walk a golf course.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · Mar 6
“War-a-Lago”

By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com
March 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
lechased.bsky.social
Taco Bell managers at 4:15 today
George Patton in front of an American flag giving some weird ass speech about stuff
April 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
ventdeiji.bsky.social
large patton oswald deciding the fate of the world
February 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
amazing just 4 years later he won an oscar for patton
slangsonsports.bsky.social Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · Apr 25
Most home runs in first 26 career games, since at least 1900:

2018-19 Aristides Aquino: 12
2017 Rhys Hoskins: 12
2026 Munetaka Murakami: 11
2015-16 Gary Sanchez: 11
1966 George Scott: 11
April 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
cait.bsky.social
i'm dunking on Patton Oswald
January 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
andrewhickey.500songs.com
Woodchipper solidarity
Me and Patton Oswalt
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
numb.comfortab.ly
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BLUESKY
Patton Oswalt account is suspended
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
rosadelasdunas.bsky.social
Patton was right.
December 1, 2024 at 12:01 PM
kairyssdal.bsky.social
He thinks he’s Patton.

Unbelievable
September 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Hundreds of generals and admirals had to fly in from all over the world so Pete Kegseth can live out his Patton fantasies.
September 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
devincow.bsky.social
Listen to Patton.
pattonoswalt.bsky.social Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · Apr 25
OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER
April 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
lunathecute.bsky.social
Poor Patton getting some "Pats."

Such a good baby boy~

#furry #abdl #abdlArt #diaperArt #diaperfur #abuniverse
September 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Patton, you magnificent bastard.
August 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
dollarpbr.gay
patton oswalt confirmed bisexual
dollarpbr.gay ✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · Nov 14
in 6 months time every bisexual will have been banned from bluesky for posting finger guns
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM