Three authoritarian peas in a pod.
January 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Three authoritarian peas in a pod.
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Hitomi sweet peas
September 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Hitomi sweet peas
lowk ate a bowl of peas for dinner tonight
September 29, 2026 at 2:25 AM
lowk ate a bowl of peas for dinner tonight
snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit
April 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit
Just some ducks enjoying peas
August 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just some ducks enjoying peas
Hitomi Sweet peas
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hitomi Sweet peas
September 13, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Eat All Your Peas
April 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eat All Your Peas
“Thanks for the peas homie.” -My deer friends
February 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“Thanks for the peas homie.” -My deer friends
Black Eyed Peas sem Fergie, sou eu assim sem você… 🎶
September 6, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Black Eyed Peas sem Fergie, sou eu assim sem você… 🎶
Peas peas peas peas peas (and corn).
Look at the pretty lacing on some of the ducks! Such pretty and good ducks.
Look at the pretty lacing on some of the ducks! Such pretty and good ducks.
February 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Peas peas peas peas peas (and corn).
Look at the pretty lacing on some of the ducks! Such pretty and good ducks.
Look at the pretty lacing on some of the ducks! Such pretty and good ducks.
I'M EATING PEAS I GREW AND PICKED FROM MY OWN GARDEN! WHOOOO! #VegetableGardening #UrbanGardening #Zone5A #gardening
June 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I'M EATING PEAS I GREW AND PICKED FROM MY OWN GARDEN! WHOOOO! #VegetableGardening #UrbanGardening #Zone5A #gardening
o Black Eyed Peas em 2009:
tipo assim eu vou metade do caminho, vc vem metade do caminho e a gnt se encontra no meio
October 10, 2024 at 3:43 PM
o Black Eyed Peas em 2009:
Here are the girls the first time I gave them peas. THEY WENT WILD FOR THEM. And still do!
March 4, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Here are the girls the first time I gave them peas. THEY WENT WILD FOR THEM. And still do!
December farmers market haul.
I love living in California. ❤️
I love living in California. ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
December farmers market haul.
I love living in California. ❤️
I love living in California. ❤️
baby who has only had mushy peas, trying mushy carrots: getting a lot of mushy peas vibes from this…
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baby who has only had mushy peas, trying mushy carrots: getting a lot of mushy peas vibes from this…
