February 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Meet glide! Everything we've learned about making penetrables, condensed into a smaller, more affordable toy.
Available now!
go.were.dog/glide
Available now!
go.were.dog/glide
March 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Meet glide! Everything we've learned about making penetrables, condensed into a smaller, more affordable toy.
Available now!
go.were.dog/glide
Available now!
go.were.dog/glide
It's not just penetrables in this week's drop - Dozer is restocked in his signature too!
👉 go.were.dog/helluva
👉 go.were.dog/helluva
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's not just penetrables in this week's drop - Dozer is restocked in his signature too!
👉 go.were.dog/helluva
👉 go.were.dog/helluva
Have a peer into Glide's tunnel! We designed it to feel as good as any of our other penetrables.
Find yours! 👇
go.were.dog/Glde
Find yours! 👇
go.were.dog/Glde
March 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Have a peer into Glide's tunnel! We designed it to feel as good as any of our other penetrables.
Find yours! 👇
go.were.dog/Glde
Find yours! 👇
go.were.dog/Glde
🖥️ Let's go chat
Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter!
👉 go.were.dog/freshers2026
Code expires Monday at 5pm BST
Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter!
👉 go.were.dog/freshers2026
Code expires Monday at 5pm BST
September 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
🖥️ Let's go chat
Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter!
👉 go.were.dog/freshers2026
Code expires Monday at 5pm BST
Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter!
👉 go.were.dog/freshers2026
Code expires Monday at 5pm BST
Sometimes, you just want to get off - Glide is lighter than our usual penetrables, so whip it out at a moment's notice!
go.were.dog/glide
go.were.dog/glide
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sometimes, you just want to get off - Glide is lighter than our usual penetrables, so whip it out at a moment's notice!
go.were.dog/glide
go.were.dog/glide
Happy Creature Feature Friday! 🎉
I'm feelin peachy, so today only - Ready to Ship mini-penetrables are 50% off, No coupon needed!
I'm feelin peachy, so today only - Ready to Ship mini-penetrables are 50% off, No coupon needed!
May 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Happy Creature Feature Friday! 🎉
I'm feelin peachy, so today only - Ready to Ship mini-penetrables are 50% off, No coupon needed!
I'm feelin peachy, so today only - Ready to Ship mini-penetrables are 50% off, No coupon needed!
We also put up lots of flops; discounted toys that weren't *quite* perfect. There are plenty of penetrables and paws in there!
👉 go.were.dog/new
👉 go.were.dog/new
November 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
We also put up lots of flops; discounted toys that weren't *quite* perfect. There are plenty of penetrables and paws in there!
👉 go.were.dog/new
👉 go.were.dog/new
Let’s treat this thirsty maw like the hole he is, shall we? @were.dog #sextoy #fleshlight #penetrables #dick #wolfdick @801jim.bsky.social @omegaorrin.bsky.social
July 20, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Let’s treat this thirsty maw like the hole he is, shall we? @were.dog #sextoy #fleshlight #penetrables #dick #wolfdick @801jim.bsky.social @omegaorrin.bsky.social
🐐 The GOATS FRIDAY drop!
All the best dick and penetrables to start off the year right!
🎉 go.were.dog/a32q
All the best dick and penetrables to start off the year right!
🎉 go.were.dog/a32q
January 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
🐐 The GOATS FRIDAY drop!
All the best dick and penetrables to start off the year right!
🎉 go.were.dog/a32q
All the best dick and penetrables to start off the year right!
🎉 go.were.dog/a32q
🖥️ Let's go chat
Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
Code expires 11:59PM October 11th
Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
Code expires 11:59PM October 11th
October 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🖥️ Let's go chat
Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
Code expires 11:59PM October 11th
Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
Code expires 11:59PM October 11th
We've dropped a lot of new Penetrables & Plugs including some in UV-reactive designs 💜💙🧡
March 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We've dropped a lot of new Penetrables & Plugs including some in UV-reactive designs 💜💙🧡
The whole gang just got back from the rave in this week's drop!
Penetrables, dildos, there's tonnes of toys in a range of colourations, it's all available online right now at the link below ⬇️
👉 go.were.dog/skies
Penetrables, dildos, there's tonnes of toys in a range of colourations, it's all available online right now at the link below ⬇️
👉 go.were.dog/skies
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The whole gang just got back from the rave in this week's drop!
Penetrables, dildos, there's tonnes of toys in a range of colourations, it's all available online right now at the link below ⬇️
👉 go.were.dog/skies
Penetrables, dildos, there's tonnes of toys in a range of colourations, it's all available online right now at the link below ⬇️
👉 go.were.dog/skies
It’s drop time!! Check out all the new fun and funky things we have.
#fantasytoy #dildos #penetrables #stroker #squishy
#fantasytoy #dildos #penetrables #stroker #squishy
July 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It’s drop time!! Check out all the new fun and funky things we have.
#fantasytoy #dildos #penetrables #stroker #squishy
#fantasytoy #dildos #penetrables #stroker #squishy
KABOOM! 💥
Penetrables, Paws, Daggers and tonnes more to choose from, it's all in this weeks drop - online right now!
👉 go.were.dog/redvsblue
Penetrables, Paws, Daggers and tonnes more to choose from, it's all in this weeks drop - online right now!
👉 go.were.dog/redvsblue
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
KABOOM! 💥
Penetrables, Paws, Daggers and tonnes more to choose from, it's all in this weeks drop - online right now!
👉 go.were.dog/redvsblue
Penetrables, Paws, Daggers and tonnes more to choose from, it's all in this weeks drop - online right now!
👉 go.were.dog/redvsblue
Hope you guys like unicorns, penetrables, and a bunch of options to chose from for her internal textures 👀
October 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hope you guys like unicorns, penetrables, and a bunch of options to chose from for her internal textures 👀
Deadlines due + Juniper is looking at cock... she just like me fr 😈
We've got Juniper dildos and HUNDREDS of other toys and penetrables all with a 20% discount off their usual price - just sign up to the newsletter and we'll send you the code straight to your inbox!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
We've got Juniper dildos and HUNDREDS of other toys and penetrables all with a 20% discount off their usual price - just sign up to the newsletter and we'll send you the code straight to your inbox!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
September 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Deadlines due + Juniper is looking at cock... she just like me fr 😈
We've got Juniper dildos and HUNDREDS of other toys and penetrables all with a 20% discount off their usual price - just sign up to the newsletter and we'll send you the code straight to your inbox!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
We've got Juniper dildos and HUNDREDS of other toys and penetrables all with a 20% discount off their usual price - just sign up to the newsletter and we'll send you the code straight to your inbox!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
✨ Lucy, Gideon, Sarah and more are all getting involved in this week's flop drop.
Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
✨ Lucy, Gideon, Sarah and more are all getting involved in this week's flop drop.
Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend!
👉 go.were.dog/febflop
Today you beans are getting some penetrables😈💚Sapphire the Khajiit, Laressa the Tiefling, & Tyranovulpes😁✨DMs and email incquiries are always welcome😊#dongdesign #fantasysextoy #penetrable
June 28, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Today you beans are getting some penetrables😈💚Sapphire the Khajiit, Laressa the Tiefling, & Tyranovulpes😁✨DMs and email incquiries are always welcome😊#dongdesign #fantasysextoy #penetrable
💥20% OFF SALE FOR NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBERS!
To celebrate our Freshers week sale kicking off, we just dropped OVER A THOUSAND dildos, penetrables and buttplugs. There's 2,500 toys online right now and they're all discounted, even flop toys! Just sign up to the newsletter in the top left of the site...
To celebrate our Freshers week sale kicking off, we just dropped OVER A THOUSAND dildos, penetrables and buttplugs. There's 2,500 toys online right now and they're all discounted, even flop toys! Just sign up to the newsletter in the top left of the site...
September 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
💥20% OFF SALE FOR NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBERS!
To celebrate our Freshers week sale kicking off, we just dropped OVER A THOUSAND dildos, penetrables and buttplugs. There's 2,500 toys online right now and they're all discounted, even flop toys! Just sign up to the newsletter in the top left of the site...
To celebrate our Freshers week sale kicking off, we just dropped OVER A THOUSAND dildos, penetrables and buttplugs. There's 2,500 toys online right now and they're all discounted, even flop toys! Just sign up to the newsletter in the top left of the site...
20% OFF signature penetrable flop drop 🥰
And it's not just penetrables in this week's flop drop! We made sure to include a TONNE of our most popular dildos in a range of colourations (including signatures!)
👉 go.were.dog/flopp
And it's not just penetrables in this week's flop drop! We made sure to include a TONNE of our most popular dildos in a range of colourations (including signatures!)
👉 go.were.dog/flopp
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
20% OFF signature penetrable flop drop 🥰
And it's not just penetrables in this week's flop drop! We made sure to include a TONNE of our most popular dildos in a range of colourations (including signatures!)
👉 go.were.dog/flopp
And it's not just penetrables in this week's flop drop! We made sure to include a TONNE of our most popular dildos in a range of colourations (including signatures!)
👉 go.were.dog/flopp
To celebrate our Freshers week sale kicking off, we just dropped over TWO HUNDRED dildos, penetrables and buttplugs - and it's all 20% off!
🗞️ Sign up to the newsletter if you haven't already and check ur inbox for the code!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
🗞️ Sign up to the newsletter if you haven't already and check ur inbox for the code!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
September 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
To celebrate our Freshers week sale kicking off, we just dropped over TWO HUNDRED dildos, penetrables and buttplugs - and it's all 20% off!
🗞️ Sign up to the newsletter if you haven't already and check ur inbox for the code!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
🗞️ Sign up to the newsletter if you haven't already and check ur inbox for the code!
👉 go.were.dog/Fresher2025
Sunrise/sunset collection 🌅
March 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sunrise/sunset collection 🌅
✨ Signature Jack from our latest drop, we restocked a tonne of penetrables in their signature colourations. It's all online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/helluva
👉 go.were.dog/helluva
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
✨ Signature Jack from our latest drop, we restocked a tonne of penetrables in their signature colourations. It's all online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW!
👉 go.were.dog/helluva
👉 go.were.dog/helluva