#penisrules
1,500 followers 🎉
#penisrules
July 26, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Supposed to be getting ready for brunch. Guess I’m gonna be late #penisrules 🤷🏼‍♂️💦
June 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Always… Penis Rules… 😈🥵🍆💦
@batorbalm.bsky.social

#PenisRules #BatorBalm #BateRules #GoonRules 😈🤤🐷🍆💦
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nothing witty. Just an average humpday greasy boner
#greaseduppenis #penisrules
May 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Penis is really enjoying today’s #fcf submissions. Keep em coming. It’s time to start bate 2.
#penisrules
March 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The penis has decided it’s time for attention. Who am I to deny? #penisrules
April 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My alarm clock this morning did not feel bad waking me up at 6 for his moisturizer and massage🧴🧴🧴. #penisrules #bator #masturbationmonth
May 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Home from work and before I can even get to the door, the penis is fighting for release #penisrules
March 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Morning wood must be taken care of before going to work
#mcm #morningwood #penisrules
March 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Just the tip this #mcm
Stay hard and sexy this week gents #justthetip #penisrules
April 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Got comfy to enjoy my morning coffee outside and this guy finds his way out of my boxers demanding attention. He knows he’ll get it. #spoiledpenis #attentionhog #saturbate #penisrules
February 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Another #fcf when I’m supposed to be doing the things and instead, thanks to all y’all, I’m holding my hard cock telling myself to just stroke for a while instead. #penisrules #letsbate
May 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Who’s going to #BateCon in Pittsburgh this year? Let’s make it an epic event with LOADS and LOADS OF FUN! 😈 ✊🏼🍆💦 #burghbatebuds #masturbation #batelife #penisrules #priapus #penisworship #bate #bator #gooner
February 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM