"straight up jorkin my penits" I whisper as I fall. but a comrade steps over me and picks up my rifle. "STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PENITS" he shouts as he charges
January 21, 2024 at 4:19 AM
"straight up jorkin my penits" I whisper as I fall. but a comrade steps over me and picks up my rifle. "STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PENITS" he shouts as he charges
If I had a penits rn id be jorkin it
January 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If I had a penits rn id be jorkin it
i cant think of a funny caption for here uhhh diver penits thrust go brrr
September 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
i cant think of a funny caption for here uhhh diver penits thrust go brrr
lisan al-penits
October 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
lisan al-penits
keep honking!! im sucking the driver's penits!!!
August 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
keep honking!! im sucking the driver's penits!!!
He's getting it, and by it, I mean the penits
May 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He's getting it, and by it, I mean the penits
when she touchj my penits ouuhhggh
Everyone already forming conspiracies around this Lmao. Only one id believe is it was a disgruntled MAGA Tesla owner. They blew up the car next to the trump tower due to the recent h1b discourse from Elon.
January 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
when she touchj my penits ouuhhggh
December 16, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Is it because,,my penits ?
May 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Is it because,,my penits ?
finally, goatling madds, paralleling sybil maddie
(yea he does have a giga penits)
(yea he does have a giga penits)
August 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
finally, goatling madds, paralleling sybil maddie
(yea he does have a giga penits)
(yea he does have a giga penits)
Anybody get caught jorkin their penits at America 250 today?
June 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Anybody get caught jorkin their penits at America 250 today?
meat thermometer and by meat... i mean my penits
January 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
meat thermometer and by meat... i mean my penits
Jorkin Densetsu: Penits no Nazo
September 13, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Jorkin Densetsu: Penits no Nazo
This is my penits. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My penits is my best friend. It is my life. I must straight up jork it as I must straight up jork my life.
Without me, my penits is useless. Without my penits, I am useless. I must jork my penits straight up.
My penits is my best friend. It is my life. I must straight up jork it as I must straight up jork my life.
Without me, my penits is useless. Without my penits, I am useless. I must jork my penits straight up.
January 21, 2024 at 4:53 AM
This is my penits. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My penits is my best friend. It is my life. I must straight up jork it as I must straight up jork my life.
Without me, my penits is useless. Without my penits, I am useless. I must jork my penits straight up.
My penits is my best friend. It is my life. I must straight up jork it as I must straight up jork my life.
Without me, my penits is useless. Without my penits, I am useless. I must jork my penits straight up.