i miss the old days, when weirdo billionaires were relatively harmless, holed up in las vegas penthouses, storing their urine in jars
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i miss the old days, when weirdo billionaires were relatively harmless, holed up in las vegas penthouses, storing their urine in jars
TWO Penthouses???
January 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
TWO Penthouses???
10 billion penthouses
April 19, 2026 at 11:15 PM
10 billion penthouses
Camino de La Sexta, a zapatear tejados y penthouses.
July 30, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Camino de La Sexta, a zapatear tejados y penthouses.
For those of us who grew up listening to Test Match Special on the radio, the gasometers at the Oval being turned into “iconic” apartments and penthouses is a symbol of the times.
September 27, 2026 at 8:40 AM
For those of us who grew up listening to Test Match Special on the radio, the gasometers at the Oval being turned into “iconic” apartments and penthouses is a symbol of the times.
Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."
April 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."
American kids don’t need a billionaire who enjoys living in gold-plated penthouses lecturing them about how many toys they can have.
Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls ... they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five."
May 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
American kids don’t need a billionaire who enjoys living in gold-plated penthouses lecturing them about how many toys they can have.
Did Rudy Giuliani ever give those Black women their money, and Manhattan penthouses, and cars?
April 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Did Rudy Giuliani ever give those Black women their money, and Manhattan penthouses, and cars?
Okay, actually looking at the suit it appears to be 1331 Maryland Ave SW #ph07. It's not currently available so I couldn't find it on the site. Maybe soon? But here's penthouse 1 for $17.2k a month. Here's what the penthouses look like in general. www.1331maryland.com/penthouses/
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Okay, actually looking at the suit it appears to be 1331 Maryland Ave SW #ph07. It's not currently available so I couldn't find it on the site. Maybe soon? But here's penthouse 1 for $17.2k a month. Here's what the penthouses look like in general. www.1331maryland.com/penthouses/
aw man that’s where I was hiding my penthouses and southern comfort in high school, this is gonna be so hard to explain
they found a lava tube on the moon everyone!!!
September 6, 2024 at 7:27 PM
aw man that’s where I was hiding my penthouses and southern comfort in high school, this is gonna be so hard to explain
Noir and I knew those penthouses were gaudy, but even we were shocked by just how fast they made us grow.
Guess we'll have to show this city what a couple birds getting bigger by the minute can do.
Noir @marchdragon.bsky.social
Art by the phenomenal @blackestmanamultis.bsky.social
Guess we'll have to show this city what a couple birds getting bigger by the minute can do.
Noir @marchdragon.bsky.social
Art by the phenomenal @blackestmanamultis.bsky.social
March 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Noir and I knew those penthouses were gaudy, but even we were shocked by just how fast they made us grow.
Guess we'll have to show this city what a couple birds getting bigger by the minute can do.
Noir @marchdragon.bsky.social
Art by the phenomenal @blackestmanamultis.bsky.social
Guess we'll have to show this city what a couple birds getting bigger by the minute can do.
Noir @marchdragon.bsky.social
Art by the phenomenal @blackestmanamultis.bsky.social
CEO said a thing!
(spoiler: he will support neither universal basic income or penthouses for all)
(spoiler: he will support neither universal basic income or penthouses for all)
April 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
CEO said a thing!
(spoiler: he will support neither universal basic income or penthouses for all)
(spoiler: he will support neither universal basic income or penthouses for all)
Communism is the worst thing ever and also we’re gonna build and give away 120 million penthouses.
May 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Communism is the worst thing ever and also we’re gonna build and give away 120 million penthouses.
NEW: Elon Musk said he was “selling almost all physical possessions” when he moved to Texas. Nope. Instead, he has secretly amassed land and penthouses and planes and mansions. We just had to spend months digging through private company records to find it all. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/t...
Elon Musk’s Secret Web of Companies in Texas
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/technology/elon-musk-companies-texas.html?unlocked_article_code
February 27, 2026 at 4:54 PM
NEW: Elon Musk said he was “selling almost all physical possessions” when he moved to Texas. Nope. Instead, he has secretly amassed land and penthouses and planes and mansions. We just had to spend months digging through private company records to find it all. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/t...
I’m not playing this stupid game with Reform or any of their multimillionaire groupies, vilifying immigrants and moaning about the benefits bill from their tax havens and Dubai penthouses. Then lying about what they said and why.
Reform is a racist party. Relying on racist votes for power. End of.
Reform is a racist party. Relying on racist votes for power. End of.
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I’m not playing this stupid game with Reform or any of their multimillionaire groupies, vilifying immigrants and moaning about the benefits bill from their tax havens and Dubai penthouses. Then lying about what they said and why.
Reform is a racist party. Relying on racist votes for power. End of.
Reform is a racist party. Relying on racist votes for power. End of.
I find it disingenuous to call our country a democracy when presidents, senators, and justices hide behind heavily guarded mansions and penthouses. I bet if we abolished their security, suddenly their ability to write, interpret, and carry out laws would magically improve overnight.
June 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I find it disingenuous to call our country a democracy when presidents, senators, and justices hide behind heavily guarded mansions and penthouses. I bet if we abolished their security, suddenly their ability to write, interpret, and carry out laws would magically improve overnight.
Let's see those vacant penthouses on Billionaires' Row.
You're all moving out like you promised, right?
You're all moving out like you promised, right?
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Let's see those vacant penthouses on Billionaires' Row.
You're all moving out like you promised, right?
You're all moving out like you promised, right?
Jeff Pearlman of #OCTruth has a great idea. Let’s start ICE raids for tax cheats. Imagine masked agents boarding their fancy yachts and penthouses, tossing them to the ground, zip tying them and disappearing them with no due process.
June 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Jeff Pearlman of #OCTruth has a great idea. Let’s start ICE raids for tax cheats. Imagine masked agents boarding their fancy yachts and penthouses, tossing them to the ground, zip tying them and disappearing them with no due process.
Will no one think of the luxury real estate brokers who now have to walk two blocks between penthouses to see their grandchildren and/or mistresses?
March 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Will no one think of the luxury real estate brokers who now have to walk two blocks between penthouses to see their grandchildren and/or mistresses?
“But is the porn also terrible?”
Oh yeah, it’s hot garbage, you’d be better off with your dads old penthouses
Oh yeah, it’s hot garbage, you’d be better off with your dads old penthouses
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“But is the porn also terrible?”
Oh yeah, it’s hot garbage, you’d be better off with your dads old penthouses
Oh yeah, it’s hot garbage, you’d be better off with your dads old penthouses
Gwyneth Paltrow in a new campaign promoting 10 million dollar penthouses in Israel. Money before morals.
June 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow in a new campaign promoting 10 million dollar penthouses in Israel. Money before morals.
It’s not even a pyramid anymore. It’s a tower with penthouses that have penthouses.
June 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It’s not even a pyramid anymore. It’s a tower with penthouses that have penthouses.
New York is officially coming for the billionaires. A new proposal targets luxury penthouses to fund the city, and the donor class is terrified. 🏙️💰 See how it happens: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/the-resist...
April 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
New York is officially coming for the billionaires. A new proposal targets luxury penthouses to fund the city, and the donor class is terrified. 🏙️💰 See how it happens: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/the-resist...
Multiple former models have accused Trump, Epstein, and Casablancas of luring young girls to parties in New York and Florida. These events took place in private mansions, penthouses, and hotel suites and routinely included alcohol, drugs, and high-profile older men. #OpDeathEaters
July 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Multiple former models have accused Trump, Epstein, and Casablancas of luring young girls to parties in New York and Florida. These events took place in private mansions, penthouses, and hotel suites and routinely included alcohol, drugs, and high-profile older men. #OpDeathEaters
I went on Newsmax to talk about those who say Zohran Mamdani’s economic vision is too extreme.
Here’s the truth: the vast majority of Americans are stressed over things like the price of groceries.
People can’t eat a tax break for billionaires in Manhattan penthouses.
Here’s the truth: the vast majority of Americans are stressed over things like the price of groceries.
People can’t eat a tax break for billionaires in Manhattan penthouses.
August 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I went on Newsmax to talk about those who say Zohran Mamdani’s economic vision is too extreme.
Here’s the truth: the vast majority of Americans are stressed over things like the price of groceries.
People can’t eat a tax break for billionaires in Manhattan penthouses.
Here’s the truth: the vast majority of Americans are stressed over things like the price of groceries.
People can’t eat a tax break for billionaires in Manhattan penthouses.