Now do Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard & Kash Patel.
BREAKING: In an unprecedented move, more than 75 Nobel Prize winners have signed a letter urging senators not to confirm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as head of the Department of Health and Human Services.
It's the first time in history that Nobel laureates have come together to oppose a Cabinet choice.
It's the first time in history that Nobel laureates have come together to oppose a Cabinet choice.
December 9, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Now do Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard & Kash Patel.
Is pete hegseth on cameo yet?
December 4, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Is pete hegseth on cameo yet?
Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
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December 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
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Pete Hegseth: “Nobody texted war plans.”
March 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Pete Hegseth: “Nobody texted war plans.”
Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch
June 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch
Pete Hegseth must step aside.
Pete Hegseth
The man Trump picked to be SecDef
Said “The military and police..will be forced to make a choice”
Because “there will be some form of civil war”
So MAGA should start “an AMERICAN CRUSADE”
To “mock, humiliate, intimidate, and crush our leftist opponents”
HE MUST NOT BE CONFIRMED
The man Trump picked to be SecDef
Said “The military and police..will be forced to make a choice”
Because “there will be some form of civil war”
So MAGA should start “an AMERICAN CRUSADE”
To “mock, humiliate, intimidate, and crush our leftist opponents”
HE MUST NOT BE CONFIRMED
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Pete Hegseth must step aside.
Republican senator on the Pete Hegseth rape allegation
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Republican senator on the Pete Hegseth rape allegation
🚨 Mitch McConnell votes NO on Pete Hegseth
January 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🚨 Mitch McConnell votes NO on Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth is the dumber version of Brett Kavanaugh.
January 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Pete Hegseth is the dumber version of Brett Kavanaugh.
this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military”
I am struggling a little to see how this improves lethality or whatever www.stripes.com/branches/nav...
Navy will remove sailors with medical shaving conditions after 1 year of failed treatment
The Navy will no longer issue permanent shaving waivers to sailors who suffer from skin conditions caused by shaving.
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July 13, 2026 at 1:27 PM
this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military”
"no more superficial individual expression"
September 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"no more superficial individual expression"
Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage
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January 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage
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Lawrence O'Donnell torched Pete Hegseth.
Character matters.
Bro is unfit.
Character matters.
Bro is unfit.
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Lawrence O'Donnell torched Pete Hegseth.
Character matters.
Bro is unfit.
Character matters.
Bro is unfit.
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
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March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
The Pete Hegseth “Warfighter” Era.
May 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Pete Hegseth “Warfighter” Era.
Pete Hegseth today
March 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Pete Hegseth today
It takes one to know one: Pete Hegseth is an alcoholic.
December 5, 2024 at 9:44 PM
It takes one to know one: Pete Hegseth is an alcoholic.
Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff
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December 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. Acco...
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April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Pete Hegseth is not qualified to run a bathroom.
January 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pete Hegseth is not qualified to run a bathroom.
I hereby promise to start drinking heavily if Pete Hegseth becomes Secretary of Defense.
December 5, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I hereby promise to start drinking heavily if Pete Hegseth becomes Secretary of Defense.
Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.
Pete Hegseth in the makeup studio
April 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Pete Hegseth in the makeup studio