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Peter Dutton, stop trying to smile in public!

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Photo of Peter Dutton trying to cosplay being a farmer. He's sitting behind the steering wheel in an agricultural vehicle. His mouth is a frightening grimace, but his eyes are hopeful: "I hope I can fool people into believing I'm smiling." Sitting on his lap is a small dog with light brown fur and long, floppy ears. The dog's facial expression says "Help me!" like it cannot escape, and is terrified of being consumed by Dutton.
April 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Peter Dutton, stop trying to smile in public!

“You have to be yourself, and comfortable in your own skin,” he told Deborah Snow in an interview, careful to differentiate between the comfort he feels in other people's skin.

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Photo by James Brickwood of Peter Dutton. He's wearing a dark blue suit and a light blue tie. On most men, these clothes would look sharp, but on Peter Dutton, you don't notice because his eyes have a soulless, dead-eye look, and he's baring his teeth with a thin-lipped grimace like a carnivorous predator.
April 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Well played, ABC News photographer Matt Roberts, for snapping Peter Dutton's attempt at a hairstyle like one of his political heroes, Kim Jong-un.

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Photo of Peter Dutton with his lips pursed, mid-speech. He's wearing a pale blue shirt with an open collar as though to suggest, "I am just like you, relaxed and a human being." The wall in the background is white with some diagonal yellow lines and a black oval or egg shape. This black area helps to stop Peter Dutton's head from blending into the background of the photo, but it also forms a black halo around his head that looks like a terrible haircut.
April 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Peter Dutton, stop trying to smile in public!

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Photo of Peter Dutton with a new look the 2025 Federal Election campaign. You cannot help but be repulsed by how insincere and askew his smile looks. It overrides everything else in the photo. He's wearing wearing new glasses as part of his "softer" look makeover for the 2025 election campaign, but they do nothing to make him look smart or caring because his fake smile is generating such an intensely negative visceral reaction. He's wearing an open-collar plaid shirt, but it doesn't give him a casual appearance because his facial expression is one of a predator about to attack someone it sees as prey.
April 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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I, for one, live for this chaos of RWNJ fools in the LNP experiencing humiliating failure due to their own incompetence and handing a big win to shitposters on AusPol.

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A photo of Steven Bradbury, Australian 1000-metre speed skater, winning a gold medal at the Salt Lake City 2002 Olympic Games. He looks ecstatic to be the last person standing. Behind him, every other competitor has fallen in chaos. The caption next to the winner is "Shitposters on #AusPol". Captions under the fallen competitors identify them as Peter Dutton, Sussan Ley, and David Littleproud.
May 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Will we ever see Peter Dutton's face again?
https://youtu.be/6jLoxp8EmoM?si=CSlWYsbeZI0VEe-d

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May 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Peter Dutton is conceding defeat.

His wife is sweating and looks worried he's going to say he's "Going to spend more time with my family."

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May 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Breaking news — has Peter Dutton been making millions from his involvement in a decades long scam in childcare centres and billions of dollars of real-estate?

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April 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Populist politics calls for a charm offensive during an election campaign. It may very well work for Peter Dutton — if he had any charm.

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March 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM