benjamin morris Snitched on phat panda in #cityofspokanevalley: "the comppany i work for has remained open as an essential buisness. but i beleave has been violatin... #benjaminmorris #phatpanda #restaurantorfoodservicebusiness

Today is National Panda Day! Save 40% on all Phat Panda products today at The Reef 🐼 #seattle #pandaday #phatpanda

We have Phat Panda swinging by 2 of our #Seattle locations tomorrow for Vendor Day pop-ups! See you in Capitol Hill or Georgetown 👀 🐼 #phatpanda #vendorday #saturday

Friendship: a full, new #PhatPanda cartridge I totally did not expect 🤩

My buddy Kai has been vaping some of my #weed this week, & knows I’m on a tight budget, so Kai took me to the dispensary & bought me this Raspberry Skywalker cart & gave me a potent #weedgummy (using my discount).

#PNW #THC

Just found a set-aside, not-quite-empty #PhatPanda THC cart (Strawberry Cough, I believe, a #sativa), & we are in business, baby 😵‍💫💨

Working on the #Frankenstein review. I cannot believe it’s MARCH 6, WTF. #TheOscars are in 9 days 😬

I still have 4 #BestPicture noms to watch & review 🤞

#FilmSky

Well, my One Battle After Another review is finally out, and I feel I deserve a treat, so I’m going to smoke a bunch of reefer (lol, not actually; it’s a vape battery and #PhatPanda THC cart), and get a fancy, sweet coffee + sausage, egg & cheese McGriddle as a reward 🤩

#PNW #WriteSky #Bellevue

Another profitable visit to #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue 🤓💨

They have a running deal on #PhatPanda carts, $21, & the numbers are all confounding, but I've found it to be roughly equivalent to, like, an 1/8th of some really high-grade weed in vapeable form.

We, therefore, buy a lot of them!

#PNW #weed

#HigherLeaf report:

I went with my typical #PhatPanda cartridge for my battery (🐼 always choice), but Kai got a #FireBros #disposable (for $50! tho we used my 30% off discount on it, so $35, much more reasonable), & it’s also great. Got them #terpenes 😤

Final analysis: #weed still awesome 🤔

#PNW

Flavored #weed #vape cartridges are always a mistake 😤

I should know better by now, but there was a deal at a #dispensary I'd never been to downtown, and I got pressured into it.

I'm a #PhatPanda loyalist, and I shouldn't try to experiment 😑

#legalweed #PNW #Seattle

I had 2 new #friends I made this year unrelatedly give me #Christmas gifts, & they both gave me #PhatPanda #legalweed cartridges from #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue, 2 different #sativa strains: Lemon Haze & Sour Diesel.

They know me so well, & it got me into the #Xmas Spirit! 🥹

#PNW #THC #weed #stroned

... saying, "I'm SO sorry; it REEKS of #weed in here," and I was leaning into it, like, "Idk, man, that's *really* unprofessional..." but it was me, of course, bc my worthless, terrible Kodo battery burned off an ENTIRE #PhatPanda cartridge in my pants/on their chair, & funked up the entire store...

Let me tell you a story about this hateful, despicable, worthless little #vape battery, the #Yocan #Kodo:

So, one time, I was at the #Verizon store, pleading some case or other, trying to seem normal and not-weird, and my #PhatPanda #weed cartridge was screwed into my Kodo, in my pocket.

Well...

I asked for hybrid #PhatPanda cart options (bc Luther loaned me his cool egg-vape battery, which puts hellfire to these fuckin things lol) at #HigherLeaf here in #Bellevue & was presented TWO 96% total #THC options: #OriginalGlue & #BerryGelato.

I went OG bc I’ve tried #GorillaGlue b4 🤔

#pnw #weed

Moment of absolute #panic as my carefully budgeted #PhatPanda cartridge was rendered useless by another bad #Kodo battery, BUT

#HigherLeaf immediately exchanged it for a new (shitty) Kodo battery, even in my same, signature color ( #Ginger 👩‍🦰), and y’all, I ❤️ these people SO much 🥹

#bellevue #weed

Hoping someone at #PhatPanda
#FrostFactory is paying attention here.

Please add a #HarvestDate to your Flower prducts, so consumers can decide if they want dry as dust and just as flammable, or not - before they buy it.

I am a 95% happy regular buyer of your products at #TheHerberyNW in WA.