I am Altered Phazed
September 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I am Altered Phazed
🥃 Guest bartender @ Scoot bar: @conejito.bsky.social
June 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
🥃 Guest bartender @ Scoot bar: @conejito.bsky.social
Phazed
A slice of the moon and some dust that sorta resembles the stars.
#photography #moon #digitalart #space #stars
A slice of the moon and some dust that sorta resembles the stars.
#photography #moon #digitalart #space #stars
June 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Phazed
A slice of the moon and some dust that sorta resembles the stars.
#photography #moon #digitalart #space #stars
A slice of the moon and some dust that sorta resembles the stars.
#photography #moon #digitalart #space #stars
First post here!
Let's welcome Phazed coyote! Just completed today and ready for some adventures!
Let's welcome Phazed coyote! Just completed today and ready for some adventures!
November 28, 2024 at 7:04 PM
First post here!
Let's welcome Phazed coyote! Just completed today and ready for some adventures!
Let's welcome Phazed coyote! Just completed today and ready for some adventures!
"We think we want sex. But it's not always just about sex.
We want intimacy.
To be touched. Looked at. Admired. Smiled at. Laughed with someone.
Feel safe. Feel like someone really got you.
That's what we crave."
—Unknown
Artwork by Phazed
We want intimacy.
To be touched. Looked at. Admired. Smiled at. Laughed with someone.
Feel safe. Feel like someone really got you.
That's what we crave."
—Unknown
Artwork by Phazed
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 AM
"We think we want sex. But it's not always just about sex.
We want intimacy.
To be touched. Looked at. Admired. Smiled at. Laughed with someone.
Feel safe. Feel like someone really got you.
That's what we crave."
—Unknown
Artwork by Phazed
We want intimacy.
To be touched. Looked at. Admired. Smiled at. Laughed with someone.
Feel safe. Feel like someone really got you.
That's what we crave."
—Unknown
Artwork by Phazed
You know, Migeul, with all the crazy out there right now, if he declared himself Zenu, I wouldn't be at all surprised nor phazed mate.
October 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
You know, Migeul, with all the crazy out there right now, if he declared himself Zenu, I wouldn't be at all surprised nor phazed mate.
By the way, my boyfriend's band Phazed put out a new single over the weekend! Please give it a listen!
youtu.be/7kzqeI9yVdU?...
youtu.be/7kzqeI9yVdU?...
Phazed - Crystallize (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Phazed
youtu.be
August 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
By the way, my boyfriend's band Phazed put out a new single over the weekend! Please give it a listen!
youtu.be/7kzqeI9yVdU?...
youtu.be/7kzqeI9yVdU?...
Dad phazed is gonna be so GOOD and I'm just here waiting for it lmao
June 19, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Dad phazed is gonna be so GOOD and I'm just here waiting for it lmao
legit one of the coolest projects i've been lucky to be a part of. all credit to phazed/pitstop for the creative lead on this while i handled production.
a fun challenge getting 40+ furries and all their contributions (nature/pet sounds, music, well-wishes, etc.) to flow well, now pressed to vinyl
a fun challenge getting 40+ furries and all their contributions (nature/pet sounds, music, well-wishes, etc.) to flow well, now pressed to vinyl
Now that the deed is done I can finally share this project @phazedwolf.bsky.social, @conejito.bsky.social and I dreamt up; for @cheek.dog & @augieott.bsky.social’s wedding we imagined a parody of the Voyager & Pioneer golden records containing sound-bites from friends.
October 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
legit one of the coolest projects i've been lucky to be a part of. all credit to phazed/pitstop for the creative lead on this while i handled production.
a fun challenge getting 40+ furries and all their contributions (nature/pet sounds, music, well-wishes, etc.) to flow well, now pressed to vinyl
a fun challenge getting 40+ furries and all their contributions (nature/pet sounds, music, well-wishes, etc.) to flow well, now pressed to vinyl
Me: “You have a big eyebrow hair, let me get it with the tweezers”
@phazedwolf.bsky.social: “no, stop attacking me”
Me: “Ok I’ll get it tomorrow”
Phazed: “I’ll get the nuclear warhead tomorrow, do you really want to escalate to mutually assured destruction?”
@phazedwolf.bsky.social: “no, stop attacking me”
Me: “Ok I’ll get it tomorrow”
Phazed: “I’ll get the nuclear warhead tomorrow, do you really want to escalate to mutually assured destruction?”
October 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Me: “You have a big eyebrow hair, let me get it with the tweezers”
@phazedwolf.bsky.social: “no, stop attacking me”
Me: “Ok I’ll get it tomorrow”
Phazed: “I’ll get the nuclear warhead tomorrow, do you really want to escalate to mutually assured destruction?”
@phazedwolf.bsky.social: “no, stop attacking me”
Me: “Ok I’ll get it tomorrow”
Phazed: “I’ll get the nuclear warhead tomorrow, do you really want to escalate to mutually assured destruction?”
- he owned the place.
NJ paled and tried to remember the excuses he’d drafted in case something like this happened, but he found himself freezing up instead.
SJ didn’t seem phazed.
“If I’ve offended you in some way, I’d like to know what it is. Namjoon,” he said.
NJ paled and tried to remember the excuses he’d drafted in case something like this happened, but he found himself freezing up instead.
SJ didn’t seem phazed.
“If I’ve offended you in some way, I’d like to know what it is. Namjoon,” he said.
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
- he owned the place.
NJ paled and tried to remember the excuses he’d drafted in case something like this happened, but he found himself freezing up instead.
SJ didn’t seem phazed.
“If I’ve offended you in some way, I’d like to know what it is. Namjoon,” he said.
NJ paled and tried to remember the excuses he’d drafted in case something like this happened, but he found himself freezing up instead.
SJ didn’t seem phazed.
“If I’ve offended you in some way, I’d like to know what it is. Namjoon,” he said.
Phone scams/fraud are becoming more convincing, leveraging social engineering tactics
pretending to be police, putting urgency on the victim until they gain access to your bank accounts
I'm glad Phazed figured it out in the end, and thanks to him for sharing his experience - read through his post!
pretending to be police, putting urgency on the victim until they gain access to your bank accounts
I'm glad Phazed figured it out in the end, and thanks to him for sharing his experience - read through his post!
Man, came this 🤏 close to falling for an incredibly convincing scam, and I consider myself very scam aware. Got a call from a private number (wasnt "scam likely"). Ignore. They call again. I actually pick up this time because my dad's landline is a private number and figured it might be him.
August 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Phone scams/fraud are becoming more convincing, leveraging social engineering tactics
pretending to be police, putting urgency on the victim until they gain access to your bank accounts
I'm glad Phazed figured it out in the end, and thanks to him for sharing his experience - read through his post!
pretending to be police, putting urgency on the victim until they gain access to your bank accounts
I'm glad Phazed figured it out in the end, and thanks to him for sharing his experience - read through his post!
Oh I knew. Werewolves plus Phazed = horny
August 4, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Oh I knew. Werewolves plus Phazed = horny
I like it when people aren't phazed when I'm dramatic. Like just let me be I'll be done in a few minutes
December 14, 2024 at 12:44 PM
I like it when people aren't phazed when I'm dramatic. Like just let me be I'll be done in a few minutes
We’re all waiting patiently for Dad Phazed to float down from the heavens wearing a fancy robe, sipping coffee and telling us about why you should max your Roth 401K
June 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
We’re all waiting patiently for Dad Phazed to float down from the heavens wearing a fancy robe, sipping coffee and telling us about why you should max your Roth 401K
ty for the recc phazed <3
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
ty for the recc phazed <3
It sucks that they have phazed out LAN ports on laptops. Sometimes wifi is down and you have to be able to plug into the internet, damn it!
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It sucks that they have phazed out LAN ports on laptops. Sometimes wifi is down and you have to be able to plug into the internet, damn it!
Kind of wild this still exists. Managed to find the old town me and my sis built in Active Worlds when I was a kid. So I present: what Phazed was up to circa 2000
Common theme: ~lounges~
(also TIL my user name goes this far back 😂, I genuinely thought I made it up on the spot when I was 20 lmao).
Common theme: ~lounges~
(also TIL my user name goes this far back 😂, I genuinely thought I made it up on the spot when I was 20 lmao).
March 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Kind of wild this still exists. Managed to find the old town me and my sis built in Active Worlds when I was a kid. So I present: what Phazed was up to circa 2000
Common theme: ~lounges~
(also TIL my user name goes this far back 😂, I genuinely thought I made it up on the spot when I was 20 lmao).
Common theme: ~lounges~
(also TIL my user name goes this far back 😂, I genuinely thought I made it up on the spot when I was 20 lmao).
It was actually when the cut Josh Bailey last year. A terrible decision with rippling repercussions. That or this game were the puck somehow phazed through Ullmark
November 15, 2024 at 3:14 PM
It was actually when the cut Josh Bailey last year. A terrible decision with rippling repercussions. That or this game were the puck somehow phazed through Ullmark
Meanwhile I’m waiting for all the phazed porn still 😔
September 25, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Meanwhile I’m waiting for all the phazed porn still 😔