php error in your favor collect 6.5b bitcoin
October 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
php error in your favor collect 6.5b bitcoin
Not directly on AO3, thankfully. But big vulnerabilities were discovered in PHP, one of the foundational programming languages of the internet. PHP is derived from the language AO3 uses, Ruby on Rails
October 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Not directly on AO3, thankfully. But big vulnerabilities were discovered in PHP, one of the foundational programming languages of the internet. PHP is derived from the language AO3 uses, Ruby on Rails
cryptos awesome its like cash but vulnerable to php security flaws
October 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM
cryptos awesome its like cash but vulnerable to php security flaws
??? no it's not lol, PHP predates Ruby on Rails by a decade
October 29, 2026 at 7:07 PM
??? no it's not lol, PHP predates Ruby on Rails by a decade
I think you mean "Ruby is derived from PHP" because PHP is MUCH older than Ruby (and Rails for that matter)
October 29, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I think you mean "Ruby is derived from PHP" because PHP is MUCH older than Ruby (and Rails for that matter)
Wouldn't be from the PHP exploit because the AO3 runs on Ruby on Rails, not PHP. But there have been a LOT of new exploits discovered this month. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_O...
October 30, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Wouldn't be from the PHP exploit because the AO3 runs on Ruby on Rails, not PHP. But there have been a LOT of new exploits discovered this month. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_O...
AO3 runs on Ruby on Rails, not PHP.
October 29, 2026 at 6:43 PM
AO3 runs on Ruby on Rails, not PHP.
Likely a Cyber Attack. Probably via the PHP exploit.
October 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Likely a Cyber Attack. Probably via the PHP exploit.
'Black October:' The PHP vulnerabilities and a series of other hacks and bugs have cybersecurity experts freaking out and unsure what happens next.
www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...
www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...
AI Is Changing Everything About Hacking. No One Knows What Happens Next
'Black October:' The PHP vulnerabilities and a series of other hacks and bugs have cybersecurity experts freaking out and unsure what happens next.
www.404media.co
October 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
'Black October:' The PHP vulnerabilities and a series of other hacks and bugs have cybersecurity experts freaking out and unsure what happens next.
www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...
www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...
Reuters: “PHP Foundation under-funded” https://archive.is/iRxVy
If you use PHP or one of the many products that do (#WordPress, #drupal, #joomla, #laravel, #symfony) please support @thephpf with a recurring donation.
https://thephp.foundation
#php
If you use PHP or one of the many products that do (#WordPress, #drupal, #joomla, #laravel, #symfony) please support @thephpf with a recurring donation.
https://thephp.foundation
#php
The PHP Foundation
We advance, develop, and support the PHP Language
thephp.foundation
October 28, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Reuters: “PHP Foundation under-funded” https://archive.is/iRxVy
If you use PHP or one of the many products that do (#WordPress, #drupal, #joomla, #laravel, #symfony) please support @thephpf with a recurring donation.
https://thephp.foundation
#php
If you use PHP or one of the many products that do (#WordPress, #drupal, #joomla, #laravel, #symfony) please support @thephpf with a recurring donation.
https://thephp.foundation
#php
ao3 is ruby i think, not php
October 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
ao3 is ruby i think, not php
When you turn back on your terrible CRM
PHP Users sent to Hell
ALT: PHP Users sent to Hell
static.klipy.com
October 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
When you turn back on your terrible CRM
This year's Halloween costume.
October 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This year's Halloween costume.
He's fixing PHP, poor little guy...
October 28, 2026 at 10:53 AM
He's fixing PHP, poor little guy...
Cause I'm PHP I'm dynamite
PHP, I'll win the fight.
PHP, my code is OLD
PHP
WATCH ME EXPLOOOODE
PHP
OI
OI
OI
OI
PHP
PHP, I'll win the fight.
PHP, my code is OLD
PHP
WATCH ME EXPLOOOODE
PHP
OI
OI
OI
OI
PHP
Polymarket hacked, millions drained
I still maintain the brand name would be better served as a store for things for throuples and other non-traditional relationship arrangements
tired: his & hers
wired: hers & hers & theirs
I still maintain the brand name would be better served as a store for things for throuples and other non-traditional relationship arrangements
tired: his & hers
wired: hers & hers & theirs
October 29, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Cause I'm PHP I'm dynamite
PHP, I'll win the fight.
PHP, my code is OLD
PHP
WATCH ME EXPLOOOODE
PHP
OI
OI
OI
OI
PHP
PHP, I'll win the fight.
PHP, my code is OLD
PHP
WATCH ME EXPLOOOODE
PHP
OI
OI
OI
OI
PHP
Their codebase isn’t PHP, it’s ruby I believe.
October 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Their codebase isn’t PHP, it’s ruby I believe.
Php Certif shenanigans?
October 29, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Php Certif shenanigans?
ADHD robotgirl being like "shit sorry guys i missed the PHP CVE leak day do you still wanna exploit my vulnerabilities;,,, 👉👈"
October 30, 2026 at 4:42 AM
ADHD robotgirl being like "shit sorry guys i missed the PHP CVE leak day do you still wanna exploit my vulnerabilities;,,, 👉👈"
Gyges.
Ruby on Rails *is* a PHP derivative.
it is SO joever
Ruby on Rails *is* a PHP derivative.
it is SO joever
October 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Gyges.
Ruby on Rails *is* a PHP derivative.
it is SO joever
Ruby on Rails *is* a PHP derivative.
it is SO joever
Wait, AO3 runs on Ruby? There's your problem right there.
PHP and Ruby aren't really related outside that both are similar to Perl. PHP went with easy in line syntax, and Ruby went with Black magic.
PHP ≠ Ruby.
PHP and Ruby aren't really related outside that both are similar to Perl. PHP went with easy in line syntax, and Ruby went with Black magic.
PHP ≠ Ruby.
October 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Wait, AO3 runs on Ruby? There's your problem right there.
PHP and Ruby aren't really related outside that both are similar to Perl. PHP went with easy in line syntax, and Ruby went with Black magic.
PHP ≠ Ruby.
PHP and Ruby aren't really related outside that both are similar to Perl. PHP went with easy in line syntax, and Ruby went with Black magic.
PHP ≠ Ruby.
The PHP apocalypse finally caught up to them?
October 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
The PHP apocalypse finally caught up to them?
I went on TWiT yesterday to chat about PHP-ocalypse, the two bugs in PHP that threatened to burn down the web but didn't.
My takeaways: Vulnerability coordinated disclosure worked in this case; AI is undoubtedly changing hacking & cyber; and why we got lucky this time — but maybe not so much next.
My takeaways: Vulnerability coordinated disclosure worked in this case; AI is undoubtedly changing hacking & cyber; and why we got lucky this time — but maybe not so much next.
PHP had a rough week for security, but the pain isn't over yet
A wave of mass website hacks was largely averted. Here are the main takeaways from the PHP-ocalypse — with bonus video.
this.weekinsecurity.com
October 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I went on TWiT yesterday to chat about PHP-ocalypse, the two bugs in PHP that threatened to burn down the web but didn't.
My takeaways: Vulnerability coordinated disclosure worked in this case; AI is undoubtedly changing hacking & cyber; and why we got lucky this time — but maybe not so much next.
My takeaways: Vulnerability coordinated disclosure worked in this case; AI is undoubtedly changing hacking & cyber; and why we got lucky this time — but maybe not so much next.