BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
June 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
Physicists Discover Never-Before-Seen Particle In Back Of Old Cupboard
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Physicists Discover Never-Before-Seen Particle In Back Of Old Cupboard
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Rather depressing afternoon searching the names of fellow physicists in the Epstein files 😑
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Rather depressing afternoon searching the names of fellow physicists in the Epstein files 😑
Two bubble rings collided head on, and physicists have a name for what happens next: vortex reconnection
August 24, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Two bubble rings collided head on, and physicists have a name for what happens next: vortex reconnection
Next thing you know Jewish physicists will be leaving Germany well before 1939
When scholars of authoritarianism and fascism leave U.S. universities because of the deteriorating political situation here, we should really worry.
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Next thing you know Jewish physicists will be leaving Germany well before 1939
RIP Issac Newton (aka the last alchemist), you would have loved watching the physicists get annoyed because they accidentally turned lead into gold
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Physicists at the Large Hadron Collider turned lead into gold – by accident
The ancient dream of turning lead into gold is now a reality – but it’s not quite what the alchemists might have hoped for.
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May 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RIP Issac Newton (aka the last alchemist), you would have loved watching the physicists get annoyed because they accidentally turned lead into gold
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An article so Guardian it risks reaching what physicists call "muesli-cruncher criticality"
September 26, 2026 at 10:14 AM
An article so Guardian it risks reaching what physicists call "muesli-cruncher criticality"
be safe out there physicists please
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
be safe out there physicists please
Evidently engineers and material scientists, not physicists. Update priors accordingly. Apologies to anti-Gavin women physicists.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Evidently engineers and material scientists, not physicists. Update priors accordingly. Apologies to anti-Gavin women physicists.
Physicists Transformed a Quantum Computer Into a Time Crystal
Physicists Transformed a Quantum Computer Into a Time Crystal
Physicists Transformed a Quantum Computer Into a Time Crystal
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November 27, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Physicists Transformed a Quantum Computer Into a Time Crystal
Quantum Physicists Just Found Evidence of 'Negative Time'
Quantum Physicists Just Found Evidence of 'Negative Time'
Quantum Physicists Just Found Evidence of 'Negative Time'
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December 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Quantum Physicists Just Found Evidence of 'Negative Time'
Physicists Just Found a Quirk in Einstein's Predictions of Space-Time
Physicists Just Found a Quirk in Einstein's Predictions of Space-Time
Physicists Just Found a Quirk in Einstein's Predictions of Space-Time
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November 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Physicists Just Found a Quirk in Einstein's Predictions of Space-Time
There are physicists who tried to tell people this and we were labeled as histrionic libs who hate free speech
The Physics Department is under just as much of a threat as Black Studies. We're all in this together.
Department of Energy is indeed sending out notices to universities cancelling all of our grants unless the university agrees to a 15% rate cap.
April 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There are physicists who tried to tell people this and we were labeled as histrionic libs who hate free speech
Thinking about the time I posted a question twitter aimed at physicists. I wanted to know what *physicists* thought of the film Oppenheimer.
And the post went viral because The Film Crowd was Very Upset that someone thought physicists were entitled to have an opinion
It was ... gross
And the post went viral because The Film Crowd was Very Upset that someone thought physicists were entitled to have an opinion
It was ... gross
July 29, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Thinking about the time I posted a question twitter aimed at physicists. I wanted to know what *physicists* thought of the film Oppenheimer.
And the post went viral because The Film Crowd was Very Upset that someone thought physicists were entitled to have an opinion
It was ... gross
And the post went viral because The Film Crowd was Very Upset that someone thought physicists were entitled to have an opinion
It was ... gross
Quantum Physicists Just Found Evidence of 'Negative Time'
Quantum Physicists Just Found Evidence of 'Negative Time'
Quantum Physicists Just Found Evidence of 'Negative Time'
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December 27, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Quantum Physicists Just Found Evidence of 'Negative Time'
take them home, physicists
They're going to *throw out* one-of-a-kind NASA archives?!
Not even a year since the Inauguration & we're already at the 2nd-time-as-farce version of the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Not even a year since the Inauguration & we're already at the 2nd-time-as-farce version of the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
take them home, physicists
Physicists talking with biologists
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Physicists talking with biologists
aging rock stars, prominent economists, theoretical physicists ...
We’ve also increased the minimum socially acceptable age that a woman can be considered sexually available for men.
Conservatives really hate this.
(This is why I think so many aging rock stars went all in against “cancel culture” and me too.)
Conservatives really hate this.
(This is why I think so many aging rock stars went all in against “cancel culture” and me too.)
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
aging rock stars, prominent economists, theoretical physicists ...
The American Association of Flat-Earth Physicists has some demands
NEW: The American Association of Pro-Life OBGYNs has sent a letter to HHS and the FDA asking for a reinstatement of pre-2016 restrictions on the abortion pill mifepristone, which would limit its use to just seven weeks of pregnancy and require in-person distribution and follow up.
July 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The American Association of Flat-Earth Physicists has some demands
Libra: You are positively glowing today. Nuclear physicists can’t explain it.
June 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Libra: You are positively glowing today. Nuclear physicists can’t explain it.
Does anyone actually understand quantum physics?
We asked six physicists why they’re still arguing after 100 years of quantum mechanics
We asked six physicists why they’re still arguing after 100 years of quantum mechanics
June 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Does anyone actually understand quantum physics?
We asked six physicists why they’re still arguing after 100 years of quantum mechanics
We asked six physicists why they’re still arguing after 100 years of quantum mechanics
Physicists Discover 'Quantum Embezzlement' Could Offer Infinite Source of Entanglement
Physicists Discover 'Quantum Embezzlement' Could Offer Infinite Source of Entanglement
Physicists Discover 'Quantum Embezzlement' Could Offer Infinite Source of Entanglement
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December 31, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Physicists Discover 'Quantum Embezzlement' Could Offer Infinite Source of Entanglement
Quantum physicists hate this one simple trick.
July 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Quantum physicists hate this one simple trick.