I had such a good day today… and I hoped to got to bed padded after a long hiatus…
💭(I don't need plastic pants… I'll be fine😊)
[Proceeds to go and feels liquid along skin and quickly exits bed]
😑
💭(I don't need plastic pants… I'll be fine😊)
[Proceeds to go and feels liquid along skin and quickly exits bed]
😑
October 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I had such a good day today… and I hoped to got to bed padded after a long hiatus…
💭(I don't need plastic pants… I'll be fine😊)
[Proceeds to go and feels liquid along skin and quickly exits bed]
😑
💭(I don't need plastic pants… I'll be fine😊)
[Proceeds to go and feels liquid along skin and quickly exits bed]
😑
piddle me this batman
October 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
piddle me this batman
Catheter chastity cage ensuring you don't get a choice in your continence anymore. Reduced to a pathetic piddle pup in your bright pink bitchsuit, whimpering as you hear the puddle forming below you but helpless to stop it. Your Owner loves the excuse to punish you, and the humiliated expression~
October 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Catheter chastity cage ensuring you don't get a choice in your continence anymore. Reduced to a pathetic piddle pup in your bright pink bitchsuit, whimpering as you hear the puddle forming below you but helpless to stop it. Your Owner loves the excuse to punish you, and the humiliated expression~
I officially have a sona for this account! she's a dumb silly chubby pup who's constantly wearing big diapers, say hello to Piddle the Puppy!
October 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I officially have a sona for this account! she's a dumb silly chubby pup who's constantly wearing big diapers, say hello to Piddle the Puppy!
It is indeed that one. Well, piddle! Maybe next year, then. At least I'll have plenty of time to get a print ready.
October 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
It is indeed that one. Well, piddle! Maybe next year, then. At least I'll have plenty of time to get a print ready.
any excuse to say piddle
October 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
any excuse to say piddle
Watching how excited Trump got when Xi came to visit was like watching a little dog piddle because it got too excited when a big dog came to play with it.
Just a pathetic show of weakness. And Chinese media are making a meal out of it.
#fucktrump
Just a pathetic show of weakness. And Chinese media are making a meal out of it.
#fucktrump
October 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Watching how excited Trump got when Xi came to visit was like watching a little dog piddle because it got too excited when a big dog came to play with it.
Just a pathetic show of weakness. And Chinese media are making a meal out of it.
#fucktrump
Just a pathetic show of weakness. And Chinese media are making a meal out of it.
#fucktrump
Like it's not just us. They're happy to piddle away native rights. Disabled. (All of whom also make up trans community ofc).
It's a habit. And it never works.
"We can be bigots too!" Has never flipped one red vote. Not since Nixon kids.
It's a habit. And it never works.
"We can be bigots too!" Has never flipped one red vote. Not since Nixon kids.
October 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Like it's not just us. They're happy to piddle away native rights. Disabled. (All of whom also make up trans community ofc).
It's a habit. And it never works.
"We can be bigots too!" Has never flipped one red vote. Not since Nixon kids.
It's a habit. And it never works.
"We can be bigots too!" Has never flipped one red vote. Not since Nixon kids.
Same.
We are from hangover piddle coloured region. Woohoo.
(Born Sydney. No, the shit one on the outskirts of Crewe.)
We are from hangover piddle coloured region. Woohoo.
(Born Sydney. No, the shit one on the outskirts of Crewe.)
October 1, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Same.
We are from hangover piddle coloured region. Woohoo.
(Born Sydney. No, the shit one on the outskirts of Crewe.)
We are from hangover piddle coloured region. Woohoo.
(Born Sydney. No, the shit one on the outskirts of Crewe.)
Ortolan Bunting just passed over Carey Ringing station, Wareham headed NW up Piddle Valley, via @edjbetteridge.bsky.social
@dorsetbirdclub.bsky.social
@birdguides.bsky.social
@dorsetbirdclub.bsky.social
@birdguides.bsky.social
October 1, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Ortolan Bunting just passed over Carey Ringing station, Wareham headed NW up Piddle Valley, via @edjbetteridge.bsky.social
@dorsetbirdclub.bsky.social
@birdguides.bsky.social
@dorsetbirdclub.bsky.social
@birdguides.bsky.social
There is no way to dump his salary. No team is going to be dumb enough to pick him up in a trade or DFA if he would even waive his no-trade clause at all. The Phillies can either let him piddle around as the worst shortstop in MLB until 2033, or to release him and a pay a guy who isn't on the team.
October 1, 2026 at 6:39 AM
There is no way to dump his salary. No team is going to be dumb enough to pick him up in a trade or DFA if he would even waive his no-trade clause at all. The Phillies can either let him piddle around as the worst shortstop in MLB until 2033, or to release him and a pay a guy who isn't on the team.
I wonder how long it will be before piddle pullin petey renames it Skynet?
September 30, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I wonder how long it will be before piddle pullin petey renames it Skynet?
Hey GOP, if Schmitt is your attack dog, maybe you should train him not to piddle on himself
Wow, what a complete idiot
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.
Here's the whole sequence:
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.
Here's the whole sequence:
September 30, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Hey GOP, if Schmitt is your attack dog, maybe you should train him not to piddle on himself
Fear not Sir Michael! A three mile exclusion zone has been established around Piddle Fluoride and any suspicious-looking types will meanwhile wil be rounded up and locked in the WI Hall.
September 29, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Fear not Sir Michael! A three mile exclusion zone has been established around Piddle Fluoride and any suspicious-looking types will meanwhile wil be rounded up and locked in the WI Hall.
No paddle but I'd guess they did each leave a piddle.
September 29, 2026 at 9:32 PM
No paddle but I'd guess they did each leave a piddle.
It’s like, calm down. You’re going to piddle on the couch.
Excited Puppy Jumps on Couch
Alt: Excited Puppy Jumps on Couch
static.klipy.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
It’s like, calm down. You’re going to piddle on the couch.
In California, the FBI used to responded to state data breaches and investigations .... likely the FBI knows the details of their data breach .... but of course, Kash 'Piddle' won't want this reported on his watch!!
They should assume that their data was included and act accordingly.
After hackers stole personal data about FBI employees, "past and present personnel remain in the dark about whether their data has been purloined," and some have "anxiously asked Times reporters whether their names are contained in the hacked data" www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
September 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
In California, the FBI used to responded to state data breaches and investigations .... likely the FBI knows the details of their data breach .... but of course, Kash 'Piddle' won't want this reported on his watch!!
Princess potty piddle pamps uwu
September 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Princess potty piddle pamps uwu
This is I think, the 12th page to my zine? It's moving along:3
September 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
This is I think, the 12th page to my zine? It's moving along:3
Psst! Hey, you didn't notice til now, but you gotta pee. Go ahead and piddle your Huggies, and don't forget to not be holding it anymore.
September 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Psst! Hey, you didn't notice til now, but you gotta pee. Go ahead and piddle your Huggies, and don't forget to not be holding it anymore.
@jonathanhogg You were meant to piddle into it...
September 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM
@jonathanhogg You were meant to piddle into it...
🤣🤣🤣 hopefully you didn't piddle when you snorted..I usually do 😬😳
September 27, 2026 at 4:57 AM
🤣🤣🤣 hopefully you didn't piddle when you snorted..I usually do 😬😳
Good piddle pup :3
September 26, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Good piddle pup :3
theyre demoting me from middle school to piddle school 😔
September 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
theyre demoting me from middle school to piddle school 😔