Whoever decided to sew fake pockets on women’s pants, I hope you get pinkeye.
November 27, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Whoever decided to sew fake pockets on women’s pants, I hope you get pinkeye.
;( is the “has pinkeye” emoticon
August 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
;( is the “has pinkeye” emoticon
#smilingfriends warrior cats . pinkeye and weednose
November 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
#smilingfriends warrior cats . pinkeye and weednose
-gives you pinkeye instead-
March 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
-gives you pinkeye instead-
Instead of public apologies, we need a justice who will cropdust Kavanaugh until he gets pinkeye.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor has issued a highly unusual public apology to a colleague, saying her criticism of Justice Brett Kavanaugh was unfair. https://cnn.it/4cg2qWE
April 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Instead of public apologies, we need a justice who will cropdust Kavanaugh until he gets pinkeye.
INCREDIBLE MOMENT TO FIND OUT ONE DOG HAS PINKEYE
I would have an accompanying picture of Betty here, but she is too busy LICKING MY EYEBALLS to pose 🫣
February 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
INCREDIBLE MOMENT TO FIND OUT ONE DOG HAS PINKEYE
I'd like to introduce you to Pinkeye! I just finished making her. She's the first puppet I've created as an adult. I hand-sewed her head and body.
June 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'd like to introduce you to Pinkeye! I just finished making her. She's the first puppet I've created as an adult. I hand-sewed her head and body.
Shelley always gets pinkeye, but she never stops knocking her out to impress people.
Girl will suffer till she learns 😔
#monstergirl #oc #ocbluesky
Girl will suffer till she learns 😔
#monstergirl #oc #ocbluesky
April 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Shelley always gets pinkeye, but she never stops knocking her out to impress people.
Girl will suffer till she learns 😔
#monstergirl #oc #ocbluesky
Girl will suffer till she learns 😔
#monstergirl #oc #ocbluesky
Does it involve more than giving her pinkeye?
August 7, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Does it involve more than giving her pinkeye?
kinda insulted by how YouTube is showing me Walmart ads for pinkeye medication
May 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
kinda insulted by how YouTube is showing me Walmart ads for pinkeye medication
Ignore her pinkeye I didn’t get her contacts yet shhh
March 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Ignore her pinkeye I didn’t get her contacts yet shhh
He doesn’t get pinkeye, pinkeye gets him. I went to far.😳 #zombieskulltober
October 14, 2024 at 10:57 PM
He doesn’t get pinkeye, pinkeye gets him. I went to far.😳 #zombieskulltober
My kids weren't allowed to go to daycare with pinkeye but apparently you can play QB for an NFL team with pinkeye?
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My kids weren't allowed to go to daycare with pinkeye but apparently you can play QB for an NFL team with pinkeye?
Is it gay to avoid getting pinkeye?
January 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is it gay to avoid getting pinkeye?
pinkeye is temporary but she'll never forget the rim reaper
September 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
pinkeye is temporary but she'll never forget the rim reaper
The phrase "a sight for sore eyes" was coined back when pinkeye could be cured by looking at a particularly beautiful woman.
August 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The phrase "a sight for sore eyes" was coined back when pinkeye could be cured by looking at a particularly beautiful woman.
Update my bad they need to give Tua pinkeye every week he’s playing his best game of the year
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Update my bad they need to give Tua pinkeye every week he’s playing his best game of the year
Pinkeye
'South Park Rally'
PlayStation
'South Park Rally'
PlayStation
August 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Pinkeye
'South Park Rally'
PlayStation
'South Park Rally'
PlayStation
*TIL pinkeye in dogs does not work the same as pinkeye in elementary schools and I don't have to burn my bed, thank you vet across the street
February 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
*TIL pinkeye in dogs does not work the same as pinkeye in elementary schools and I don't have to burn my bed, thank you vet across the street
not getting pinkeye and scratched corneas is woke
May 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
not getting pinkeye and scratched corneas is woke
give them both pinkeye >:)
September 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
give them both pinkeye >:)