'I've acquired a surprising number of practical skills thanks to my employment at Burning Man,' she thought, and drew a breath to scream "PUT YOUR DICK AWAY, PISSFACE" at a goat buck in rut.
June 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
'I've acquired a surprising number of practical skills thanks to my employment at Burning Man,' she thought, and drew a breath to scream "PUT YOUR DICK AWAY, PISSFACE" at a goat buck in rut.
Liz the goat has given birth to 3 goddamned bucklings. Of the 11 baby goats born, 8 of them (and all of the flashiest ones) are male. COME ON PISSFACE YOU HAD ONE JOB
March 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Liz the goat has given birth to 3 goddamned bucklings. Of the 11 baby goats born, 8 of them (and all of the flashiest ones) are male. COME ON PISSFACE YOU HAD ONE JOB
Pissface would be happy I was acknowledging all his hard work in his personal grooming
March 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Pissface would be happy I was acknowledging all his hard work in his personal grooming
Data is flowing
Keep going team👍
Keep going team👍
February 27, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Data is flowing
Keep going team👍
Keep going team👍
rare sightimg of the alaskan pissface
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
rare sightimg of the alaskan pissface
The thing about animals is that they would rather be called Pissface while having adequate food, water, shelter, medical care, and the freedom to pursue a species-appropriate life than be called King and not have the freedom to act as the animal they are.
March 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The thing about animals is that they would rather be called Pissface while having adequate food, water, shelter, medical care, and the freedom to pursue a species-appropriate life than be called King and not have the freedom to act as the animal they are.
...why was a vegan even following me but also here is the skeet since they blocked me for not thinking goats have the same morality about piss people do.
March 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
...why was a vegan even following me but also here is the skeet since they blocked me for not thinking goats have the same morality about piss people do.
Most of them don't even know their names, much less that Pissface is an insult.
People are so stupid.
People are so stupid.
March 5, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Most of them don't even know their names, much less that Pissface is an insult.
People are so stupid.
People are so stupid.
pissface: my job is to make healthy male heirs, right? ..... right?
March 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
pissface: my job is to make healthy male heirs, right? ..... right?
I've traded my convenience for VOID and Pissface having nice lives hanging out with the herd year round, and when there's too many of their daughters I'll call the vet in to neuter them and they get an honorable retirement with no further worries about anything other than eating and lounging.
March 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I've traded my convenience for VOID and Pissface having nice lives hanging out with the herd year round, and when there's too many of their daughters I'll call the vet in to neuter them and they get an honorable retirement with no further worries about anything other than eating and lounging.
When male goats are in rut they literally piss all over their own faces in order to make themselves more attractive to female goats. Calling him "pissface" is not a moral judgment but a statement of fact. If he understood English he would be confused by you taking offense on his behalf.
March 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
When male goats are in rut they literally piss all over their own faces in order to make themselves more attractive to female goats. Calling him "pissface" is not a moral judgment but a statement of fact. If he understood English he would be confused by you taking offense on his behalf.
“None of this MATTERS it’s all a DISTRACTION no one should CARE”
I find your pissface distracting trevor
I find your pissface distracting trevor
January 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
“None of this MATTERS it’s all a DISTRACTION no one should CARE”
I find your pissface distracting trevor
I find your pissface distracting trevor
I think a Mad Max-style apocalypse would be the worst-case scenario, mostly because you have a decent chance of being named something like Lord Pissface or Cavity Dave.
June 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think a Mad Max-style apocalypse would be the worst-case scenario, mostly because you have a decent chance of being named something like Lord Pissface or Cavity Dave.
Goats do not speak English but Pissface lives a good life for a breeding buck - unlike a lot of people I don't separate my intact males, I let them live with the herd full time. As a result I generally don't have a problem with them being neurotic or aggressive, but my lambing/kidding season is long
March 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Goats do not speak English but Pissface lives a good life for a breeding buck - unlike a lot of people I don't separate my intact males, I let them live with the herd full time. As a result I generally don't have a problem with them being neurotic or aggressive, but my lambing/kidding season is long
Just to be clear, “they” wouldn’t have been happy with any halftime performer other than Morgan Wallen, aka Pissface
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just to be clear, “they” wouldn’t have been happy with any halftime performer other than Morgan Wallen, aka Pissface
Tom Cox gets it
April 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Tom Cox gets it
March 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey look it’s Mr Pissface the Old Beef King. (Calling my cat absurd insult names is my love language)
February 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hey look it’s Mr Pissface the Old Beef King. (Calling my cat absurd insult names is my love language)
That’s why he looks orange. Pissface!
February 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
That’s why he looks orange. Pissface!
Pissface Wes getting rightfully seen off here
December 25, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Pissface Wes getting rightfully seen off here
Why I’m shocked to agree with Orange pissface, but he’s right for once! He definitely has a lot of very stupid people - including himself running this country right now!
September 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Why I’m shocked to agree with Orange pissface, but he’s right for once! He definitely has a lot of very stupid people - including himself running this country right now!
Watching tv with Pissface.
March 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Watching tv with Pissface.