THE KING'S SHITTY ADVISOR PISSMOUTH: *whispering in the kings ear* i like not this outlander, nor his 'omlettes'
THE KING: *suddenly really mad* am i confounded in my old age? who rules in Westmere??? does Pissmouth sit the throne? or does Aerson?
PISSMOUTH: pardon - i forget myself m'lord
THE KING: *suddenly really mad* am i confounded in my old age? who rules in Westmere??? does Pissmouth sit the throne? or does Aerson?
PISSMOUTH: pardon - i forget myself m'lord
April 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
THE KING'S SHITTY ADVISOR PISSMOUTH: *whispering in the kings ear* i like not this outlander, nor his 'omlettes'
THE KING: *suddenly really mad* am i confounded in my old age? who rules in Westmere??? does Pissmouth sit the throne? or does Aerson?
PISSMOUTH: pardon - i forget myself m'lord
THE KING: *suddenly really mad* am i confounded in my old age? who rules in Westmere??? does Pissmouth sit the throne? or does Aerson?
PISSMOUTH: pardon - i forget myself m'lord
THE KING: *staggering* my vision swims.... damn this infirmity!!
PISSMOUTH: *rushing forward* another philtre, m'lord...
ME: my good liege - in the land of my birth the Western Omelette is considered most revitalizing
THE KING: blast your potions, Pissmouth - I will try this "Western Omelette"
PISSMOUTH: *rushing forward* another philtre, m'lord...
ME: my good liege - in the land of my birth the Western Omelette is considered most revitalizing
THE KING: blast your potions, Pissmouth - I will try this "Western Omelette"
April 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
THE KING: *staggering* my vision swims.... damn this infirmity!!
PISSMOUTH: *rushing forward* another philtre, m'lord...
ME: my good liege - in the land of my birth the Western Omelette is considered most revitalizing
THE KING: blast your potions, Pissmouth - I will try this "Western Omelette"
PISSMOUTH: *rushing forward* another philtre, m'lord...
ME: my good liege - in the land of my birth the Western Omelette is considered most revitalizing
THE KING: blast your potions, Pissmouth - I will try this "Western Omelette"
british people will literally live in pissmouth-on-the-sea
August 27, 2023 at 5:19 PM
british people will literally live in pissmouth-on-the-sea
MAN AT ARMS BRUTALLUS: *headstrongly* for all his learning Pissmouth oft forgets who is the rightful king of Westmere... AND who may claim the affections of the Lady Selindae...
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
MAN AT ARMS BRUTALLUS: *headstrongly* for all his learning Pissmouth oft forgets who is the rightful king of Westmere... AND who may claim the affections of the Lady Selindae...
caught my cat drinking out of the toilet so I've been calling her "pissmouth" to shame her
April 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
caught my cat drinking out of the toilet so I've been calling her "pissmouth" to shame her
rough day at work for ol' Pissmouth
April 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
rough day at work for ol' Pissmouth
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July 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh man I fucking hate Pissmouth SO MUCH!!
April 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oh man I fucking hate Pissmouth SO MUCH!!
Grass incurs "accidental intake of dog piss." You have "Stranger's Miasma" and "Pissmouth" status effects
July 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Grass incurs "accidental intake of dog piss." You have "Stranger's Miasma" and "Pissmouth" status effects
If Pissmouth hadn’t won the election for shitty advisor all of Westmere would be back at brunch by now
April 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If Pissmouth hadn’t won the election for shitty advisor all of Westmere would be back at brunch by now
He is such an unrelentingly whiny, cowardly little pissmouth
We have sent a lot of weapons to Iranian protesters, and also weapons to the Kurds, and I think the Kurds kept those weapons." – says Donald Trump.
April 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
He is such an unrelentingly whiny, cowardly little pissmouth
I want a prequel about Pissmouth's parents focused 100% on their decision to name him Pissmouth
April 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I want a prequel about Pissmouth's parents focused 100% on their decision to name him Pissmouth
Pissmouth incels.
July 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Pissmouth incels.
I've heard rumours the whole shitshow is either pantomimed or heavily regulated.
Bag o'shite. But good if he leaves that slack jawed pissmouth in a puddle of crying mess
Bag o'shite. But good if he leaves that slack jawed pissmouth in a puddle of crying mess
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I've heard rumours the whole shitshow is either pantomimed or heavily regulated.
Bag o'shite. But good if he leaves that slack jawed pissmouth in a puddle of crying mess
Bag o'shite. But good if he leaves that slack jawed pissmouth in a puddle of crying mess
The legend of pissmouth was born on this day 25 years ago. Our Y2K episode is available on YouTube and all podcast platforms. crap.town
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The legend of pissmouth was born on this day 25 years ago. Our Y2K episode is available on YouTube and all podcast platforms. crap.town
Ian, Again (published 5/22/15)
January 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ian, Again (published 5/22/15)
Ok lets talk NPCs. I got a pair of bumbling theives named Pissmouth and Hogdog. Pissmouth is the short and stocky one with the brains. Hogdog is the dumber lanky one. First time players encounter them, they're trying to rob a bank through the drive through pneumatic tube system...
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Ok lets talk NPCs. I got a pair of bumbling theives named Pissmouth and Hogdog. Pissmouth is the short and stocky one with the brains. Hogdog is the dumber lanky one. First time players encounter them, they're trying to rob a bank through the drive through pneumatic tube system...
Sick retort bro you sure put me in my place.
Go back to reddit. Nobody gives a fuck what you think, pissmouth.
Go back to reddit. Nobody gives a fuck what you think, pissmouth.
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Sick retort bro you sure put me in my place.
Go back to reddit. Nobody gives a fuck what you think, pissmouth.
Go back to reddit. Nobody gives a fuck what you think, pissmouth.
i see president pissmouth sent his piece of shit VP to TX today. Maybe he can electroshock the water away. @realDonaldTrump @MikePenceVP
November 11, 2024 at 4:10 AM
i see president pissmouth sent his piece of shit VP to TX today. Maybe he can electroshock the water away. @realDonaldTrump @MikePenceVP