*pitches bingo card into the sea*
June 29, 2026 at 11:33 PM
*pitches bingo card into the sea*
Hakeem Jeffries says they're only going to swing at the pitches that matter.
Which ones are those?
Which ones are those?
February 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hakeem Jeffries says they're only going to swing at the pitches that matter.
Which ones are those?
Which ones are those?
Harrison Ford Glares With Exhaustion As Disney Pitches Resurrecting Han Solo With Cybernetic Torso
July 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Harrison Ford Glares With Exhaustion As Disney Pitches Resurrecting Han Solo With Cybernetic Torso
Trump lifts sanctions on Syria after Syria’s new President pitches a Trump Tower in Damascus.
May 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Trump lifts sanctions on Syria after Syria’s new President pitches a Trump Tower in Damascus.
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October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
b̶̗̠̤̙̺̰̙͇͆̀̒̍̀̂́̕ả̶̡̛̛̛̛͎͔̟̯̤͑̈͐̌̈́̄̓͆̓͛̎͌͛͋͑̆̇̄͐͋̋͊̓̋̊͐̍͗̓͒̆̊̓̂͆̀̾̇̑̈́́͊̾̚͘͘̚̕͝͝͠s̷̢̢̢̧̡̝͖̮͉̰̯̫̮̪̳̲͕̯̟͉̮͚̙͚͓͕̫̣̦͔͓̺̫̻̤̲͆͒̾͂͌̐̑͊̈́͒͛̆̊̍̌͛̇̇̍̾͗̎͐͑̆͒̓̀́̏͊̓̈́͋̓̐͂͘͜͝͝͠͝͝e̴̡̡̡̘̲̺̥͎̥̭͙̲̪̱͔̞͔̠͖̞̞̦̱͉̤̭̼̗͖̥͕͕͙̦̹̠͙͓̤̰͎̼̱̪̹͉̱̞͉̯̠̜͎͙̗͖̣͒̊̒̌͒͗̓̀͗͒͐̽̈̔̑̆͑͑̆̀̀̒̉̿̕̕͜͜͜ͅͅb̷̧̡̪̺̯̱͍͚̻͕̗̬͓̞̈́̈́̽̋̑̈́͒̓́̒̓̇̀̾̕͝a̶̧̢̦͕̗͔͓͙̦̜̬̯̟͉̪̱̮̲͍̻̹͓͍̪̦̥͎̩̫͉͈͙̰̹̞̯̭͔̩̹͛̅͗̑̂̋̍͌͒́̈̆̚͜ͅͅḻ̵̢̢̧̢̨̧̟̗̖̰͇̦̺͕̫̖͈͎͈̪̺̗͚̖̱͎̞͚̥͇̺̱̜͛̃̀̂̾̆̈͝ͅļ̴̧̨̬͔̱͎̳̬͉̘̝̻̹͔͓͍͈̙̣̳̝̗͙͉̬̭̦̗̥̜̠̘̯̯͖̜̠̦̱̰̱̮̤̣̥̼̯̞̉
I generally agree with this, but I would just say that you need to swing at a few more pitches than you have been and you need to swing sooner. Taking pitches until the count is 0-2, and then swinging late at a slider in the dirt isn’t going to get it done.
January 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I generally agree with this, but I would just say that you need to swing at a few more pitches than you have been and you need to swing sooner. Taking pitches until the count is 0-2, and then swinging late at a slider in the dirt isn’t going to get it done.
ahh full blown editorial pitches from an AI is it
September 26, 2026 at 10:41 AM
ahh full blown editorial pitches from an AI is it
failed X-Men character pitches www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
September 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
failed X-Men character pitches www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
okay let’s hear your wildest Doctor Who reboot pitches
While this is probably for the best (these past two seasons have been…something else), I’m very un-thrilled about the uncertain future of the show
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Doctor Who: BBC cancels Christmas special and Russell T Davies announces departure
The BBC said the decision was made "after careful consideration" and had "not been taken lightly".
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June 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
okay let’s hear your wildest Doctor Who reboot pitches
OK, now these pitches are just out of hand.
September 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
OK, now these pitches are just out of hand.
Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches
POTUS pitches war crimes.
BAIER: Would the Palestinians have the right to return to Gaza?
TRUMP: No, they wouldn't
TRUMP: No, they wouldn't
February 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
POTUS pitches war crimes.
Catcher framing HR derby pitches 🫡
July 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Catcher framing HR derby pitches 🫡
We beveled all pitches thrown in Game 3
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We beveled all pitches thrown in Game 3
Iran pitches seven-day roadmap to end conflict with US https://aje.news/sijp6c
September 25, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Iran pitches seven-day roadmap to end conflict with US https://aje.news/sijp6c
i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
I'll take rejected Babylon Bee pitches for 400, Alex
March 5, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I'll take rejected Babylon Bee pitches for 400, Alex
Trying to think of a worse idea but I'm coming up short
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Trying to think of a worse idea but I'm coming up short
Cal Raleigh caught 209 pitches two nights ago.
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Cal Raleigh caught 209 pitches two nights ago.
the 3 slowest pitches in recorded MLB history to get whiffs happened last night on 3 consecutive pitches
September 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the 3 slowest pitches in recorded MLB history to get whiffs happened last night on 3 consecutive pitches
Shohei Ohtani has now reached base in 52 straight games. He occasionally pitches too.
April 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Shohei Ohtani has now reached base in 52 straight games. He occasionally pitches too.
Crap. Are we all gonna be subject to Trump commemorative coins and gold sneaker sales pitches now?
Musk Ally Demands Admin Access to System That Lets Government Text the Public
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Musk Ally Demands Admin Access to System That Lets Government Text the Public
A worker resigned in protest rather than giving Thomas Shedd access to Notify.gov, which they said would allow him to see "all personally identifiable information moving through the Notiy system, incl...
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February 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Crap. Are we all gonna be subject to Trump commemorative coins and gold sneaker sales pitches now?
HELLO. We're looking for freelance pitches at @sfgate.com and moving the call for them over to Bluesky.
Here's a quick 🧵 with what we're looking for plus some successful pitches from previous freelancers 👇
Here's a quick 🧵 with what we're looking for plus some successful pitches from previous freelancers 👇
November 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
HELLO. We're looking for freelance pitches at @sfgate.com and moving the call for them over to Bluesky.
Here's a quick 🧵 with what we're looking for plus some successful pitches from previous freelancers 👇
Here's a quick 🧵 with what we're looking for plus some successful pitches from previous freelancers 👇
Glasnow threw 3 pitches, plenty more for Glaslater
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Glasnow threw 3 pitches, plenty more for Glaslater