January 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Airplane!
Airplane! Movie: Man Drinking on Plane
ALT: Airplane! Movie: Man Drinking on Plane
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October 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Airplane!
most humiliating form of airplane delay is when your plane has landed but there's another plane still at your gate. mom said it's my turn c'monnnnn
May 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
most humiliating form of airplane delay is when your plane has landed but there's another plane still at your gate. mom said it's my turn c'monnnnn
pausa de hidratacion
Airplane! Movie: Man Drinking on Plane
Alt: Airplane! Movie: drinking problem pouring a drink on his face.
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July 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
pausa de hidratacion
remove the plane from the air and garnish with lemon - serve
May 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
remove the plane from the air and garnish with lemon - serve
![3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicdr4m3a7s2i232wlvcu7dkwytnrh3tlqfbojtmyg3pzr7a6ibxra)
July 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
there should be more airplane exclusives. like games you can only play on the plane. snacks you can only get on the plane. porno you can only watch on the plane
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
there should be more airplane exclusives. like games you can only play on the plane. snacks you can only get on the plane. porno you can only watch on the plane
JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
February 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
They have bodega cats so why can’t there be airplane cats, a couple for each plane, for emotional support snuggles?
August 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
They have bodega cats so why can’t there be airplane cats, a couple for each plane, for emotional support snuggles?
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
6’5” in an airplane bathroom… these get smaller every year istg
June 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
6’5” in an airplane bathroom… these get smaller every year istg
A plane crashed in Philadelphia!
Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and one week later, airplanes started crashing into each other!
Trump is responsible for the airplane crashes! Accountability,
period!
Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and one week later, airplanes started crashing into each other!
Trump is responsible for the airplane crashes! Accountability,
period!
February 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
A plane crashed in Philadelphia!
Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and one week later, airplanes started crashing into each other!
Trump is responsible for the airplane crashes! Accountability,
period!
Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and one week later, airplanes started crashing into each other!
Trump is responsible for the airplane crashes! Accountability,
period!
ms paint airplane dogs drawn with mouse
March 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
ms paint airplane dogs drawn with mouse
“Are you wearing flip-flops on a plane?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“Are you wearing flip-flops on a plane?”
A few others masked up on this plane.
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A few others masked up on this plane.
No one made it through security so I have the plane to myself 😃 (kidding)
March 26, 2026 at 12:23 PM
No one made it through security so I have the plane to myself 😃 (kidding)
airplane stewardess: the pilot has collapsed! does anyone know how to fly a plane?
tech bro: i do.
*in the cockpit*
tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane
grok: have you tried killing yourself
tech bro: i do.
*in the cockpit*
tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane
grok: have you tried killing yourself
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
airplane stewardess: the pilot has collapsed! does anyone know how to fly a plane?
tech bro: i do.
*in the cockpit*
tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane
grok: have you tried killing yourself
tech bro: i do.
*in the cockpit*
tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane
grok: have you tried killing yourself
extremely comforting thank you Delta
September 29, 2026 at 6:28 AM
extremely comforting thank you Delta
on a plane being a hoe
February 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
on a plane being a hoe