#plants&kids
excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants
February 25, 2026 at 2:55 AM
He said it with so enthusiasm, like it is a good thing. You can work in plants, your kids can work in plants and your grandkids can work in plants. Most parents work hard in plants so their kids can have better opportunities.
April 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This morning I went to John Lewis Middle School to watch a class taught by Brian Greene. 4 days a week he teaches botany. On Fridays, he teaches the kids how to cook using plants they’ve grown in the school’s gardens.
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If Harris were President, I’d be posting about healthcare for all and free lunches for kids and more funding for schools and journalism.

But, Trump is President so I have to post about concentration camps and thugs kidnapping people at work and kids working overnight in meat packing plants.
August 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
April 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Show me your plants 🪴 these are some of my kids, of the plant variety
November 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
More zone pushing. My new kids from Plant Delights Nursery. Candy for me. #plants #perennials
March 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
May 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is true.

I got some plants yesterday from a family that's moving, and the kids had decided the plants were students in a school.

The plants have names. They have friends and enemies (not related to their actual biological needs). I received a 20 page guide.

These kids have my whole heart.
The thing about kids as someone who doesn't have any but has spent a lot of time around them, if you're not really emotionally invested in who they become beyond decent human beings they're delightful to interact with because they're such strangely wonderful humans
June 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Remember kids:
December 16, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I spent all afternoon repotting some plants and now my sciatica is acting up.

You think you young kids are going to be young forever but nope. I was young once.

One day you’ll be repotting some plants and your sciatica will start acting up.

You’ll see. You’ll allllll see.
March 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Legume a Beach was a reality show about a bunch of high school kids who loved planting heirloom bean plants along the Californian shore
September 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
They are literally rolling back child labor laws so kids can work in chicken processing plants overnight, dummy
July 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Make a wish!
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
In MGMT's song "Kids," one of the lines is
"You pick the insects off plants, no time to think of consequences." Now, the rhyme scheme should rhyme "plants" with "consequences." This is why this whole afternoon I just keep singing "no time to think of conseQUANTSes"
June 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My other kids #cannabiscultivators
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
GOP wants poor kids to drop out of school and work in the fields and meat packing plants after migrant workers are deported
January 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
They don’t call me Governor Tree-vers for nothing. 😏
April 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
a) This "preference" and efforts towards it is conversion therapy, as seen above b) Jesse plants the idea that kids who socially transition are railroaded towards medical intervention as most medically transition. There is a obvious truth explaining this - most kids who socially transition are trans
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Well, he said that he remembers when we still had things called public schools, and women could vote, and kids didn’t work in meat packing plants, and people didn’t die of rubella. Is that true?

It is son. But eggs were much more expensive.
November 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
A random music rec from the road…Still House Plants. Three British kids making a beautifully weird 2020s version of post punk. The vocals won’t be for everyone but I loved this album: open.spotify.com/track/3OEnEr...
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Still House Plants · If I don't make it, I love u · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
February 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Using Gatorade to water plants because “it has electrolytes” is actually not as dumb as ending childhood vaccine mandates. One is dumb while the other is maliciously stupid, willfully negligent and harms kids.

We are officially dumber than Idiocracy.

#Brawndo
September 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
HARDER: The Trump admin allows coal plants to emit twice as much mercury. How are these actions consistent w/your agenda to make kids healthy?

RFK Jr: I'm not familiar w/ what's happening at EPA, so I'd have to ask Zeldin

H: You made a career out of fighting mercury pollution

RFK Jr: Call Zeldin
April 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“Why are kids getting into comics”

I dunno, dude why are fish getting into swimming, why are birds getting into singing, why are clouds getting into raining, why are plants getting into photosynthesis

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Why are kids getting into comics and is their timing spot on?
What is driving a surge in enthusiasm for comics among children and how may it benefit their future?
www.bbc.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM