#plasterers
We had a room plastered today and I cannot stress enough how much plasterers are artists. They use a little metal plank to put pasty, liquid, wobbly stuff on a very bumpy wall, and it turns out absolutely flat, smooth and perfect. Respect, plasterers.
January 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Face like a plasterers radio. Use my throat then spunk on my face.
June 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Two plasterers working on my house today were loudly making racist comments about “Blacks” and immigrants.
My dad is an immigrant, and we’re Black. The audacity is disturbing.

This is what racism in Ireland looks like now: casual, loud, and unafraid.
It’s not rare. It’s not hidden. It’s everywhere.
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The Plasterers, with all my mates...
#LonelyPint
May 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m sure there are some plasterers who vote Labour, but most of the plasterers and builders and plumbers and electricians I meet are huge Frogface Farage fans.
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Roofers, plasterers and drywall people needed you Fuck Toads!
October 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Morning!! Tuesday brings the plasterers again...enough said. Have a lovely Tuesday folks!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Not Michael’s dad taking off the radiator for the plasterers coming round tomorrow and two of Michael’s thongs dropping from behind the back 😭😭
March 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Rang around the local
Builders merchants.
Wallop, sorted that, right out.
Move over, Daffers, I’m
Coming in!
July 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Today we have:
one builder
2 window chaps
2 plasterers
2 electricians

And mayhem as they try to work around each other. And one of the plasterers is preparing the ceiling in the loo...
January 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
i will also say that it was great to work on college projects with former professional drafters, plasterers, carpenters etc. i was studying urban planning, and folks with a trades background were SO good at creating and executing on concepts. i learned a ton from them!
October 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
If you think that receipts from C19 Boston blacksmiths, plasterers, painters, and glazers were dull, think again! Here they are putting prisoners in chains, building whipping posts, and repairing holes the inmates cut in walls attempting to escape. These bills are the only record of those episodes 🗃️
July 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Morning all . Today brings demanding plasterers , lots of concrete and trying to get paid from schools & football clubs .
September 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Sent some pictures of my bedroom to some plasterers to get quotes but forgot to take the big ol bottle of lube off the side table 🫠
August 27, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Plasterers flying to race meetings on helicopters.
August 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Note to Starmer: Set up a network of technical colleges to train plumbers, electricians, brick layers, plasterers, social care workers and other vital trades and make it free - Then employers won’t need to recruit from overseas.
May 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The wrist flick that makes mortar stick , professional plasterers have used this throwing technique for centuries because it beats spreading by hand every time.
July 15, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Stanislav Sukhanov, the general director of the Sverdlovsk Capital Repair Fund, suggested that women in the Urals should be more active in giving birth to children who could become electricians, welders, roofers, plasterers and painters in the future.”
November 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Well, I would. But the plasterers and the builders have arrived. They're taking the door off the loo to work in there. I'm decamping to daughter's with my knitting, my Kindle, my Codeword book and some biscuits.
January 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Plasterers wireless
February 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The plasterers union local in Nancytown was later revealed to have been in control of mobsters.
April 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
That's the galling thing. The government still want to build 1.5m homes in this parliament, but have trained no additional brickies, sparks, plumbers, surveyors, plasterers or solar/heat pump technicians.

Half-arsed laissez-faire free market fundamentalists lack the intellectual heft to do anything
July 29, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Yep, chefs, carpenters, plumbers, electricians, tilers, painters, roofers, plasterers etc all do 4 year paid apprenticeships. Whereas nurses, teachers etc do unpaid work placement/student teacher years. Although yes teaching is a female lead career men are encouraged to get into it.
December 13, 2024 at 10:16 AM
The surviving interior decorative plaster in the ruin of Sutton Scarsdale Hall, in Derbyshire, is fantastic - created by Italian master plasterers, Arturi and Vassali, in the early 18th century, it has managed to cling on despite the odds 😍
May 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The death threats have started
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM